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Sexy Hoe
Topic Started: Apr 25 2012, 05:57 PM (113 Views)
January Apr 25 2012, 05:57 PM Post #1
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The One and the Only

You can’t ignore her
She’s in your thoughts
You can’t control her
She knows what she wants
You can’t not want her
She seduces until they drop
She’s in the air like a shitty cologne that you can’t help but wear
And that’s the truth about the hillbilly chick who lived in the abandoned shack under the freeway
In the meadow, her face is in the roses
The posies, oh shit
A storm is brewing, that girl is pissed
Apparently, some inbred gimp named Tim tried to steal her necklace
So, she murdered him with a knife!
And I yelled “Holy shit”
Then she turned to me
And said “NO WITNESSES ALLOWED”
I booked my ass right home, and locked the goddamn door
That crazy hoe is, right outside my doorstep
I ain’t know what to do
I think I’m gonna die
She busts right in the door
AND MY CAT SHERRY FUCKS HER UP
She starts clawing her eyes out
And to be honest, I shit my pants
My cat is badass :HurrHurr:
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xSquishy1 Jun 2 2012, 08:50 PM Post #2
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 .. Le slow clap ...
I read the first line. dis is amazing.
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