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| Xer | Mar 5 2012, 05:51 PM Post #221 |
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~Member analysis in progress~ Huge fucking faggots: These guys just don’t belong on the internet. They leave you wondering who in the name of all that’s holy gave them a motherfucking computer in the first place, dammit. Bozo: Whoever gave this guy a keyboard is an idiot. Bozo has never had anything to contribute to the forum since his early days, when all he would do was spam to raise his post count. He enjoys typing in all caps to try to stand out. He's also tried to engage other members in "flame wars," which he feels he always wins. I'm trying to be unbiased here, but Bozo is just a fucking moron. Shonic: He's definitely an intelligent guy, but his social awkwardness, coupled with his insistent "terrorizing" of the forum, places him in the lowest category on my list. Try-hards: These members tend to annoy others to some extent. They generally overuse forum memes or just try too hard to fit in overall. They’re also prone to flipping a shit when enraged by somebody’s childish insult towards their mother. Many of their comments leave your computer displaying a shitload of random characters because of how hard you just facedesk’d. Hasfarr: He has better days ahead of him, but Hasfarr tries a tad too hard to fit in with the other forumers. He's been coming out of it of late, but his past (when the DK could troll him at will), coupled with his only recently improved present, places him in this category. Zel (past): I'm not sure how many of you remember Zel back in the day, but he used to be a complete idiot. He would annoy the hell out of all of the members, and was widely disliked. He's improved vastly, resulting in the present-day Zel being ranked higher up on my list. Anti-trolls: These members just don’t know how to handle being trolled or made fun of without either raging or nou-ing. When they’re not being trolled, they’re semi-productive members of the forum. However, their posts/comments still leave something to be desired, since they’re: (a) oblivious to everything, and/or (b) just screaming “I’m 12 and what is this.” Bluewolf: He can be a pretty cool guy, but I still have him in this category because of how oblivious he can be to certain things at time. He won't be in this category for a whole lot longer if he sticks around, but for now, he's a bit too oblivious to certain things. Gameboii (Past): Nou@all fgts ...Yeah, Gameboii used to be better fit for the Barney forums, but he too has improved, resulting in his past self being placed in a lower category than his present self. In between "Anti-trolls" and "Surviving but not thriving": Zel (present): Zel doesn't post enough to merit moving up to "Surviving but not thriving," yet I can't remember the last time I facedesk'd at something he posted. A more active Zel would fully earn a "Surviving but not thriving" ranking, but his past antics and semi-inactive state has him in limbo between these two categories. Emerald: Emerald isn't bad, but he's in limbo here because I don't have him at the same level that I have ID/Wolfen/Doom/others in "Surviving but not thriving." Volcanoclaw: Back in the day, he was a productive member (hell he was our top poster for a while). He hasn't been around much recently, but a bit of activity would move him into "Surviving but not thriving." He was able to deal with trolling, and he was generally well-liked. However, his spats with the DK have him in limbo here. Surviving but not thriving: These members are able to capably survive life on the forum without being induced into fits of rage. They’re calm, cool, and generally respected by the other forumers. They can deal with being trolled, but they don’t know how to troll back. Some may still be categorized as overly innocent. This is my “neutral” category of forumers. Doom: Doom basically defines this category, and that's not a bad thing. I've never seen Doom rage at somebody, and he's always calm and collected, even when other members are acting like somebody lit a torch and shoved it up their asses. Everybody here respects Doom, and he's been one of the forum's most productive members for years. ID: It's amazing how quickly she's adapted to a forum that's filled to the brim with douchebags, especially considering that she's a girl for fuck's sake. She's quickly become a witty and likeable member, and with some more time on the forum, she's gonna find herself even higher on this list. Wolfen: Remember the Wolfen of old? She often took things too seriously (just remember that she would never do anything... indecent... with Chris... ever). She can resist the forum's trolls pretty easily now, and although she hasn't yet mastered the ability to troll members back, she's completely shed her metaphorical noob-skin. Gameboii (present): If you'd said in the Xat about a year ago that we would eventually all like Gameboii, an enraged DK probably would have done unspeakable things to your already malformed corpse. Gameboii no longer relies on "nou" as his primary comeback, and if you tell him that his epidermis is showing, he'll no longer reply with "your epidermis was always showing so stfu fgt." He's the best example I can find of a member who's completely evolved from his original loser form. Demonpazuzu: Yeah, Demon doesn't post a whole lot, and we never really get to see him on the Xat chat either. However, from what I've seen of him, he's a pretty neutral member. He doesn't get lured into flame wars, and he's a cool and collected guy. Smashbrawler: Smashbrawler is homeschooled, so he can't move up any higher on this list. But seriously, he's a cool guy who's well-liked by the forumers. He seems to be resistant to trolls, and I've never seen him rage before. Deko: I wish Deko would talk more . You can't troll him and expect any reaction (hell you can't do much of anything to Deko and expect a reaction). He's well-liked because he's actually Mirage (ahuehuehue?), but his quiescence as a member of the forum has him ranked as neutral.In between "Surviving but not thriving" and “I am the Walrus“: Taso: Taso is a productive and well-liked member. I don’t ever recall seeing Taso fall victim to the trolling of other members. Taso can also be pretty witty at times, but so far, I haven’t seen him reach the level of troll that certain other forumers have reached, which kept him from fully reaching the next stage on this list. Noah and Ice: Ice and Noah are almost interchangeable (inb4IceisNoah) in several ways. Ever since the two joined the forum, they’ve been known to have rowdy (yet not disruptive) conversations in the Xat chat box, among other things. They’re always peppy, and out of all of the new members that have registered since the beginning of 2011, Noah and Ice are among the most productive, well-liked, and respected. They‘re held back from moving up to the next level because they haven‘t yet mastered trolling, but that could eventually change. (I hope you guys don’t mind that I put you both together instead of writing a separate evaluation for each of you :3) I am the Walrus: These are among the most productive and well-respected forumers. They can’t be easily trolled, and you’d better not leave an opening, because if you do they’ll troll you mad hard, “man.” These guys (and the "Pro status" members) have usually been around for a while. Pro status: If you troll them, you'd better prepare yourself, because you're about to be showed up so hard that you might internally bleed. Of course, these guys know when the right time for that kind of retaliation is, since they’ve been there and done that - so they may spare you. These guys are probably everything that you’ve ever associated with being a total boss on the internet. |
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| LikeaBoss | Mar 5 2012, 06:22 PM Post #222 |
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But taso isn't very well liked at the moment, on account of his clinginess and how easily he get's jealous, other than that, I agree with the additions you put on there. |
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| Identification | Mar 5 2012, 08:38 PM Post #223 |
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[color=##ff0000]Kill la Killin' it[/color]
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Time to aim for I am the Walrus status I don't give a shit about Pro, cause Walrus is just so much better. |
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| gamefreak043 | Mar 5 2012, 08:49 PM Post #224 |
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arguably filipino
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4 |
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R.I.P. Mike 2010-2010 "I wanna bone someone" ![]()
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| LikeaBoss | Mar 5 2012, 08:53 PM Post #225 |
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It's funny because refer to "respect", LOL. |
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| Identification | Mar 5 2012, 09:13 PM Post #226 |
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[color=##ff0000]Kill la Killin' it[/color]
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB |
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| GameBoii64 | Mar 5 2012, 11:11 PM Post #227 |
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yahi'lltrytodomylistssoonandstuff |
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| Identification | Mar 5 2012, 11:17 PM Post #228 |
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[color=##ff0000]Kill la Killin' it[/color]
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Xer, you have no idea how it is to adjust to this place. Especially since it is a absolute sausage fest.![]() This is me/what I had to do in a nutshell. Edited by Identification, Mar 6 2012, 01:12 AM.
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| fran dreisher | Mar 6 2012, 08:12 AM Post #229 |
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nah man the ranks should be like TOTALLY RAD GUYS, SUPER COOL, DUDES THAT DON'T EXACTLY BLOW, THE TRYHARDS (I AGREE WITH YOU, XERLYTO!) AND DUDES THAT BLOW. everything would be smooth sailing from there on out, pooplord. Edited by fran dreisher, Mar 6 2012, 08:14 AM.
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| Person | Mar 6 2012, 10:18 AM Post #230 |
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That's a pretty cool list you got there. I'd like to hang it on my fridge to let my family know that I have succeeded in ranks. They will be so proud. |
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. You can't troll him and expect any reaction (hell you can't do much of anything to Deko and expect a reaction). He's well-liked because he's actually Mirage (ahuehuehue?), but his quiescence as a member of the forum has him ranked as neutral.
























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