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A message from The Agency
Topic Started: Oct 25 2010, 09:02 PM (844 Views)
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Oct 30 2010, 11:56 AM
I just remembered that this goes hand and hand with that prophecy thing that Evil had that predicted the world till the year 5000 or something.
I noticed that ten years ago. Still don't see any tangible evidence though.
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I'm not sure if its fake or real..

But I'm leaning towards fake.
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Posted on July 12
2011 at 6:24 AM
OK, I am going to have to let everyone know the truth behind "The Agency". I will cop a lot of heat for it, but I believe that honesty is the best policy. So, if you'll lend me your patience, I will try to explain the whole deal. In Short (blunt format), "I" am The Agency. I created Portal Report. I never was receiving any emails from any "Agency" It was all a big cover story. Here's how it all happened:



I have been having heaps of visions and dreams, all my life. I have also been having dreams of communications with entities. I have a head full of memories, of being up in space, being in alien "vehicles", but I didn't want to just come out and tell people this, because I've been trying to tell people for the longest time, but the more I try to explain, the more people think I am nuts (or lying). I think that most people who tell these stories are nuts, so I don't want to be seen like that.



So, I decided to invent "The Agency" (which was me). ie: I was an "Agent", sharing a message for the entities that I remembered from my dreams and visions (or memories, or what ever they are). In that respect, yes, I am The Agency. So anyone who picked up word phrase similarities in "The Agency's" messages, and said they are similar to how I also word things, you were right.



However, apart from the cover story of trying to deliver the message (ie: By some secret website: Portal Report), which in hindsight was a pretty stupid idea, full of holes and problems, I didn't tell any lies. Everything that was in the messages were actual knowledge and information, that I felt I needed to share with people. I was just trying to let everyone know about things that I know (and still believe) are coming.



But how do you think it would look if I go on a forum and say: "Hey, everyone! Yeah, um, there's a big green meteor coming and and it's going to wipe everyone out! How do I know? Yeah, um.. the voices told me!". So that's why I decided to create the Portal Report, post the link on David Icke's forums and pretend that I was the first persons to get to the link.



I started to regret that approach when some people on GLP began to notice grammar, word and spelling idiosyncrasies. I did my best to try to make them look silly (so no one would believe I made the Portal Report), but some of the evidence was pretty strong.



It is really hard for me to say what I am saying now, because what I feared most was everyone thinking that I was a nut (or lying). I was just trying to share what I know, whitout it seeming as if it's actually coming from "me". But now people are going to think I am both a nut AND a liar. But I hope that if I come clean and explain the truth, then maybe people will not see me as a liar, but just confused with how to spread what I have come to understand.



The fact of the matter is (and I swear I am not lying, I really do promise I am not lying), I have been visited by entities since I was a toddler. I have a whole head full of visions and memories that are not from my life. I have thousands and thousands of things in my head that I can't even remember where they came from. So, being a web developer, I decided I would try to use my skills to pass it all on that way (with the stupid Agency story).



I never meant to lie, and I wasn't trying to misslead anyone. I still believe everything in the Agencies messages, and I never added any lies in them.



The reason I wanted people to watch New York, London, Paris Munich, is because I know those cities (amongst many others) are centers for these entities, but I don't know all of the cities. But others are Beijing, Sydney, Chicago and there are others. I actually heard that song on the TV one night, while I was visiting my sister, and I clearly heard those cities: "New York", London", "Paris", 'Munich" and I figured that promoting that song would be a good way for people to remember those cities. Plus, it was a catchy song for people to remember the Portal Report with.



I tried to make videos on YouTube, explaining everything. But all people did is make fun of me and call me nuts. I tried to take photos of all the vehicles that were around me, but everyone said they were fake. So I said I will spear tackle them if they said they are fake one more time! I tried to contact popular people like Kerry Cassidy and Bill Ryan to let them know, but not only did they not want anything to do with me, but their (well Bill's Avalon) community beat me senseless (verbally), all because I tried to let people know that this whole thing has a lot to to with God, religion, angels, demons etc. I understand all these things, but I tried to explain and I was beaten half to death for it. People think I am a religious nut. No! I just understand how it all works, and I've been trying to tell people for years. But all people want to do is argue and mock!



No matter what I tried or how I tried to explain, everyone laughed at me, made a mockery of me, beat me, told me I am making fakes (which I NEVER made any fakes), and I began to get really depressed with the whole situation. Keep in mind that I was simultaneously waking up in the middle of the night with my room glowing bright blue, and waking up nearly dead, half the time! I've been stressed!



Then, I tried to MAKE "The Agency" appear in other places as they had done for me 100's of times. Although they are not really "The Agency" they are extra dimensional entities (who I called The Agency, even though "I" was The Agency). It's all very hard to explain (especially to people who are mostly clueless). They wanted me to promote their agenda, so basically, I told them that if you want me to do that, then you need to do some things for me. They didn't do them, and made me look stupid, so I decided that they are evil and I don't want anything to do with them anymore.



So, I removed 2 years of YouTube videos showing thousands of vehicles (UFOs) and all the messages from Portal Report. Plus, all my sites WERE indeed being hacked. Even websites that had absolutely nothing to do with this whole thing. I have spent months trying to fix years of work, battling hackers and people who all but destroyed my servers. There's been a lot of other things going on behind the scenes too.



I just didn't know what to do, because I have been in direct contact with entities all my life. I have a mark on my right leg (which I got from them), and I have various other injuries and health problems caused by them. I have come to the conclusion that they are demons and I do not want to promote their stupid agenda anymore.



However, I do believe that I have been protected by the good guys (the Angels (the good extra dimensional entities)), but more specifically Jesus. But now that I have brought "Jesus" into the picture, that's going to give everyone even more ammo to mock and abuse me.



I was just really confused, and I didn't know what to do and no one would listen to me.



But I can tell you one thing (if it's any consolation), nothing in those Agency messages were a lie. Everything was based in my understanding of things that I knew (or saw), which I couldn't prove I knew (or saw).



So there you have it. You can either hate me and abuse me (what would be different?), or you can try to understand that I was just trying to help people know the things that are happening behind the scenes and the things that are coming.



I hope you will understand that I was not trying to be popular. I didn't even want to take any credit. I just wanted people to know what I know, even if it was from behind The Agency story. I never wanted anyone to know that it was actually me trying to tell people. That was never my point, even when I tried to tell people on various forums for many years. I was just trying to let people know what I know, but because it wasn't "New Age" enough, and because I said "angels" and "demons" and "Jesus" one too many times, people blew me off.



Anyway, I have since decided that I do not want to tell anyone anything anymore. I have quit taking UFO pictures. I have quit trying to tell people what I see in visions and dreams, because I think I have been used as a channel for dark entities, and I don't want to be a channel. So, instead, all I am going to do is ignore them (and everything in my head) and promote Jesus, and let everyone know that Jesus is the way, the Truth and the Life.



You can laugh at me and mock me if you like. But if half of you had been through what I have been through in my life, you would be lying on the floor in a ball, crying -- if you were still alive. I just got confused and didn't know what to do. I have been pulled and tugged from every direction.



I still don't know quite what to do. I just want everyone to know that the reality you think is real, it isn't real. Everything is an illusion in this world. I know so much about the true reality that I find it almost impossible to explain. So my attempts just made me look like a complete moron, even though I actually know 10 times more and can see 10 times further than the average person. I try to explain, but because they don't understand they think "I" am stupid. It's all very ironic.



Anyway, what ever. I'll just post this and be done with it. I am sure it will be all over GLP and ATS and various other forums in hours.



Just please believe me. I was just trying to help, but I didn't go about it the right way. I acknowledge that, and I apologise for that.



I just don't know how else to get through to people, and it's very hard to live my life with all these memories and communications and visions and things and not have any way for anyone to BELIEVE me when I try to talk about it.
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He went and had to bring Jesus into it. Somehow religion always finds its way.
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He reminds me of a more religious Emerald.

Anyway, I'd actually like to see his ''proof'' UFOs and stuff, he should post his Youtube videos as unlisted and post them on The Agency website or something...

Overall, it looks like he really believes all that stuff, but it just looks to me like he's in his own world of illusions..
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