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Commend Ruofelur
Topic Started: May 19 2010, 04:19 AM (219 Views)
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Commend Ruofelur

The Security Council,

RECEIVING a distress transmission from a foreign, and yet, strangely familiar informant, called by the mysterious acronym, "UNSC";

RECOVERING portions of said transmission, which included a reference to "a dangerous entity which migrated through an extra-dimensional wormhole of inanity", who "threatens the safety of the universe by building a gigantic, meta-dimensional wall that no immigrant could climb";

RECOGNIZING that the only way to condemn such a dangerous, and bizarro entity is to commend their doppelganger;

STRUGGLING to find commendable aspects to Ruofelur, the entity's harmless and wholesome doppelganger;

REMARKING that Ruofelur is remarkable for its burgeoning animal population;

EXTENSIVELY ENJOYING that the citizens of Ruofelur enjoy extensive civil rights;

OVERLOOKING that crime is a problem in Ruofelur, because, in all honesty, crime is a problem everywhere, so there's no sense in worrying about it anyway;

HOPING that the ol' superstition is right, and by printing the reversed name of a doppelganger, it'll be banished to another dimension and save our universe's immigrants a lot of peril and distress;

HEREBY COMMENDS Ruofelur.
Edited by unibot, May 19 2010, 04:21 AM.
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I wish it would work...


...but my Condemn Rule 4 got deleted 2 minutes after it was submitted, so I really doubt this would be allowed.

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