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DRAFT: Commend Yelda
Topic Started: Mar 7 2010, 06:43 PM (677 Views)
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There be a sillious among us today,
Among us today in the great WA,
Who brightens our day when our day has gone gray,
With proposals and humor and notorious “gay-spray,”

His names be of many of his puppet empire,
Like Yelda or Hiriaurtung or New Leicestershire,
And Mad Sheep and Glog and Aundotutunagir,
With syllables so strange and so marvelous to hear,

He amuseth us greatly with that he creates,
Such as the insertion of popcorn in serious debates,
Our good old friend Yelda will often play the big fool,
Thus helping things from growing too nasty and cruel,

His resolutions be many and proposals be more,
Nineteen have been passed and more are in store,
Clever they are whether helpful they may be,
And some give a great laugh to both you and me,

While silly he can seem and mock he may do,
Great wisdom and insight does sometimes break through,
Analogies and comments on intentions and deeds,
And in enlightening minds he often succeeds,

So come one and come all, witness this spectacular man,
As he entertains the WA however he can,
We dance a jig of jubilant joy,
In honor of a truly hilarious boy,

A pat on the back and a cheer of acclaim,
While we give good old Yelda his moment of fame,
Remembering you since nearly antiquity,
Yelda, the World Assembly hereby does COMMEND thee.


Yelda/Mad Sheep Railgun/New Leicestershire/Hiriaurtung Arororugul/0rville Redenbacher/Ringling Brothers/etc., you have always been a source of great amusement to me (and to many others, I believe) when it comes to the WA and the forums. Your ridiculous puppets, hilarious posts, and joke proposals (although I should have asked you to nuke that commendation of myself... though that's what I get for being distracted, I guess) are probably among the funniest of all here. And, despite your profession as the clown of the World Assembly, you're still extremely capable of creating serious work, such as many of your highly effective UN/WA resolutions. Many times you've offered keen insight on situations here in the WASC, if not on the forums themselves then in private telegrams. I'd like to provide examples, however there are just so many of them that they'd be nearly impossible to list.

Actually, I think I will go back and compile examples of Yelda-induced hilarity/insight. That will take a while, though. However, right now I'd just like this draft to be out there for everyone to look at. Oh, and yes, this commendation is a poem. I couldn't think of any other way that would be more appropriate for a commendation of Yelda. If anyone has any ideas for anything to work into it (don't give me lines; I can do that on my own) related to the wonderfulness of Yelda, I'll be happy to consider it.

Oh, and yes, this is very different from my usual style.
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Um... wow. That's amazing, I would love to see it pass. In a normal commendation, you would talk about individual proposals that he's passed, but that could be very tricky to do without losing the light-hearted nature of the proposal. The Americanism, one "l" on marvellous, irritates me but I suppose that there are a lot more American players.
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I should point out that Gay Spray is a Knootian weapon later perfected by OMGTKK. I've only used it a couple of times and I'm not really known for it. Any oldtimers that see that will likely think "wait, that's Knoot's invention".
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Dis baaaad mothafucka is going to be at vote soon.

Hopefully condemn Greater Tezdriddly and commend Imagey Nation will pass so I can have the top of the next page of WASC resolutions again. ;)
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Hehehe, Yelda can have Catch-22 then (Res 22). :P

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THE 10 K I THREAD IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!! Posted Image
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And another thing, Kleinekatzen has voted against. Does he/she realize how much effort I and others in AO put into getting their pitiful region liberated? Next time CAM gets raided, fuck 'em. I am outraged (not really).Posted Image
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I've contacted every delegate who voted against, apart from Mikeswill and Ananke, as I know they've already been contacted. Here's the list:

Ashmore (40), The genii nation (31), Bazlantis (27), Nullarni (22), Megalaya (22), Tiggressa (18), Sonnveld (15), Ballotonia (15), The Derrak Quadrant (15), Kotlas (14), Sreejit (14), Neisse (12), Akeroyd (11), Redneck farmers 1 (10), Throran (8), Hexatetracycline 141 (8), FD Roosevelt (7), The Jersey Empire (7), Texas Territory (7), Greater Mijak (7), Nineteen Eleven (7), A-W cream soda (6), OhaiO (6), Falke262 (6), Wencee (6), Architeuthis (6), Dumness (5), Turekstan (5), Buntaka (5), Kleinekatzen (5), Moshimoto (5), Bongara (5), Revillagigedo (5), Potato World (5), Aranov (5), Kart Hadaszt (4), The Filippinos (4), Grandais (4), Andrewboy (4), Krogari (4), Crixalis (4), St Germier (4), Hazgartoth (4), Trolledian (4), The Infernal Legions (4), Father motherland (4), Sailendra Srivijaya (4), Hockey and Holidays (3), Adeiatic (3), ApplePieLand (3), North Breifne (3), Libertarianada (3), Lanniganovia (3), Fenure (3), Greater Solrum (3), Korriban V (3), Ksdeat (3), Floreria (3), Belkan Provinces (3), Free and Open States (3), Yissing Scalies (3), Psychopathicness (3), Cold Archivia (3), Sagataga (3), Act-a-fool (3), Brunelian BG advocates (3), Holy Terra II (3), Loch Morgan (3), E war (2), Mauthe Dhoog (2), Lacmhacarh (2), Beyhoust (2), Danitone (2), Medved (2), Omega15 (2), Demarcoa (2), Uberwald (2), Kamericas (2), ABU AMMAR (2), Irish natives (2), Western cuba (2), The ivain isles (2), NES worshippers (2), Aricus (2), Selwyn College (2), Matrix Unite (2), Corb135 (2), Izstenagorod (2), Barurot (2), Sarong-and-Saright (2), Euraz (2), Low Saxon (2), Jamesburgh (2), Bumpkinland (2), Beany Individuals (2), JoeChristtopia101 (2), Innerbeauty (2), Sky Paramour Islands (2), Cavaliera (2), West Guiana (2), Redrake (2), Jebusology (2), Anomalous Frivolity (2), Warmth and Sunshine (2), The Crazy Overlords (2), Ursarius (4).
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I really want this to pass, but I don't think that AMON is doing the resolution any favours by attacking 10000 Islands. The thread should be about Yelda, not about 10KI.
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