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The Skeleton Army; Commend or Condemn
Topic Started: Jan 3 2010, 07:40 PM (795 Views)
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The World Assembly;

Recognising The Skeleton Army as the self-declared "Greatest raider region";

Bowing down to their mighty leader, the Warrior Skeleton Queen of Ramazakal ;

Noting that their fearless armies of the undead are reknowned for conquering regions under the cover of darkness;

Aware that this is a fate that has befallen such prominent regions as Texas, British Steel, Ulthar and Rohan;

Suprised to learn that The Skeleton Army never causes harm to the regions they invade, instead preferring to migle with the natives, steal food from their barbeques, and attempt to drink beer - with hilarious results;

Appreciating The Skeleton Army's kind supply of sticky ribs to the regions they conquer;

Acknowledging that all that The Skeleton Army require from their defeated enemies, is for them to sign the thigh bone of surrender;

Believing that these novel and unique military tactics are far superior to the conventional variety;

Desiring that other regions follow their example;

Thusly Commending The Skeleton Army.


Well I've finally written something... I don't think its very good though - in my defence, its 4.30 am. I'm going to re-draft it this weekend, and will look over the transcript that Texas kept of TSA's invasion for inspiration. Also, the 'Desiring' clause will probably be seen as anti-raider, which is not an argument I want to have...
Edited by sedge, Mar 1 2010, 05:33 PM.
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I'd be happy for that to pass even with the "Desiring" clause, so long as it wasn't used as a serious precedent afterwards. Encouraging more groups like The Skeleton Army to spring up would be great, so long as no-one seriously expects all raiders to turn to that instead.
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Fleshed it out a little ( :D ), but still needs re-writing. I'll try and get that done soon.
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Went and posted in the SC forums, hoping to submit in a week or two.
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