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[DRAFT] Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
Topic Started: Dec 21 2009, 06:13 AM (1,280 Views)
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Yelda
Dec 22 2009, 01:15 AM
Not sure about "that year" in the sixth clause. My memory fails me on that particular resolution debate. Were they going to increase emmissions 1000% in the first year? I'll have to read the wiki article again.
Eh, just change it to "...1,000 percent in one year." Trying to remember which year would require me going back and actually reading that fossil fuel resolution and the accompanying debate, and I'd rather not relive such awful memories. :P
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Dec 22 2009, 01:39 AM
Okay thank you Yelda, I think "is" fits better than "are" (for the final addition) when I read it outloud, though I've updated it with all of your technical tweaks.

"...actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized..."

Actions are, not actions is. Trust me, I was an English major one semester.
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*puts his hands up in the air*

In Yelda I trust!
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Definitely "are" - subject-verb agreement ftw. :P

(It sounds better to you as "is" because it's closer to "harbinger", which is singular but not the subject.)
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I see. Yes it does make sense when you say it against "actions".
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Dec 21 2009, 06:13 AM
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Posted ImageCondemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
Category: Condemnation | Nominee (Nation): Omigodtheykilledkenny | Proposed by: Unibotian WASC Mission



The Security Council,

Timidly Delving into the undisclosed, very hush-hush profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny found in the darkest depths of the Security Council’s dossiers,

Publicly disclosing the necessary articles of said document which are worthy of mention -- though sparing the public of the harsh, brutal and possibly nauseating details,

Rendered Speechless by Omigodtheykilledkenny’s complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well as a disturbing hatred of dolphins,

Deploring its development and continued funding of the “Creative Solutions Agency”,

Shuddering to Recall that the CSA has creatively exploited these so-called ‘loopholes’ and logical fallacies in General Assembly resolutions for years,

Revealing that these “creative solutions” included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that the nation should increase its fossil-fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,

Appalled that delegates have applauded the corrupt activities of the CSA, and even hired them on occasion,

Fearing such corruption and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if the actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized by the Security Council,

Certain that publicly deploring these activities to a crowd full of curious, bushy-tailed delegates is the best method for silencing them,

Hereby condemns Omigodtheykilledkenny and the ghastly deliberations of its Creative Solutions Agency.



Dig in!
IMO it looks too much like a joke proposal, and soon we'll have a new bunch of indignant ones up in arms about how these "Commendations and Condemnations clog up the voting system, making it harder for law-making resolutions to be voted upon" and how "The WA should have more serious issues at vote", while the proposal fails on the floor.
Edited by Trav-Coch, Dec 23 2009, 03:16 PM.
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I think all GA based SC proposals will read too much like a joke proposal :D.

I'll wait till the system is separated before submitting this, unless there is a period of emptiness in the queue. The problem is when ever people think its safe to submit a C&C because the queue is fairly spare -- that's when a dozen password grabs outbreak, and there are three liberations behind you in queue (if that happens, in some circumstances, I'd consider asking for it to be deleted so a liberation could get priority).
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Dec 23 2009, 07:42 PM
I think all GA based SC proposals will read too much like a joke proposal :D.

I'll wait till the system is separated before submitting this, unless there is a period of emptiness in the queue. The problem is when ever people think its safe to submit a C&C because the queue is fairly spare -- that's when a dozen password grabs outbreak, and there are three liberations behind you in queue (if that happens, in some circumstances, I'd consider asking for it to be deleted so a liberation could get priority).
Well, they don't have to!

EAT THIS‼

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Posted ImageCondemn Omigodtheykilledkenny v2.0 (aka "The Super Serious Condemnation‼")

The Security Council,

AWARE of the existence of the rogue nation of Omigodtheykilledkenny,

APPALLED by this nation's complete disregard for human rights and the environment,

NOTING the nation's constitution and continued funding of the Creative Solutions Agency (CSA),

DISMAYED that the CSA has creatively exploited so-called ‘loopholes’ and ‘logical fallacies’ in General Assembly resolutions for years as a way to get around legislation passed by that body,

DEPLORING this nation's cavalier attitude toward the Security Council,

FURTHER DEPLORING this nation's attempts to equate this body to a running soap opera,

RESOLVING that these activities show complete disregard to World Assembly in general,

FEARING that such corruption and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if its actions are not excoriated by the Security Council,

CAUTIONING member states against following the lead of this wayward nation,

HEREBY condemns Omigodtheykilledkenny for its persistently dismissive attitude.
Edited by Trav-Coch, Dec 24 2009, 10:32 PM.
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For a super-silly nation like Omigodtheykilledkenny, a "super-serious condemnation" would be the ultimate insult. -_-
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Dec 24 2009, 07:15 PM
For a super-silly nation like Omigodtheykilledkenny, a "super-serious condemnation" would be the ultimate insult. -_-
Believe me, that's exactly why I proposed it super serious! Posted Image

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA‼
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