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[DRAFT] Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
Topic Started: Dec 21 2009, 06:13 AM (1,277 Views)
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Posted ImageCondemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
Category: Condemnation | Nominee (Nation): Omigodtheykilledkenny | Proposed by: Unibotian WASC Mission



The Security Council,

Timidly Delving into the undisclosed, very hush-hush profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny found in the darkest depths of the Security Council’s dossiers,

Publicly disclosing the necessary articles of said document which are worthy of mention -- though sparing the public of the harsh, brutal and possibly nauseating details,

Rendered Speechless by Omigodtheykilledkenny’s complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well as a disturbing hatred of dolphins,

Deploring its development and continued funding of the “Creative Solutions Agency”,

Shuddering to Recall that the CSA has creatively exploited these so-called ‘loopholes’ and logical fallacies in General Assembly resolutions for years,

Revealing that these “creative solutions” included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that the nation should increase its fossil-fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,

Appalled that delegates have applauded the corrupt activities of the CSA, and even hired them on occasion,

Fearing such corruption and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if the actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized by the Security Council,

Certain that publicly deploring these activities to a crowd full of curious, bushy-tailed delegates is the best method for silencing them,

Hereby condemns Omigodtheykilledkenny and the ghastly deliberations of its Creative Solutions Agency.



Dig in!
Edited by unibot, Dec 22 2009, 03:18 AM.
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:D

It's getting late but I'll have some comments tomorrow. This should be fun.
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I suppose we should talk about his foundership of the most evil region EVAR! Though, I think thats an entire commend/condemnation in itself. :D
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Well, bless your underscored-texted heart, I'm a region all to myself now! :D

(See "Nominee" field.)
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Let's just hope Omigodtheykilledkenny the Region™ isn't a Nazi Region.
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I bet it has "bold orange text with blue accents" in its WFE.
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Oh gawd, the horror!
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:P I"d support this.
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Some minor grammatical tweaks and changed a couple words, didn't change any content.

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The Security Council,

Timidly Delving into the undisclosed, very hush-hush profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny found in the darkest depths of the Security Council’s dossiers,

Publicly disclosing the necessary articles of said document which are worthy of mention -- though sparing the public of the harsh, brutal and possibly nauseating details,

Rendered Speechless by Omigodtheykilledkenny’s complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well as a disturbing hatred of dolphins,

Deploring its development and continued funding of the “Creative Solutions Agency”,

Shuddering to recall that the CSA has creatively exploited these so-called ‘loopholes’ and logical fallacies in General Assembly resolutions for years,

Revealing that these “creative solutions” included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that the nation should increase its fossil-fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent that year,

Appalled that delegates have applauded the corrupt activities of the CSA, and even hired them on occasion,

Fearing such corruption and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if the actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized by the Security Council,

Certain that publicly deploring these activities to a crowd full of curious, bushy-tailed delegates is the best method for silencing them,

Hereby:

CONDEMNS Omigodtheykilledkenny and the ghastly deliberations of its Creative Solutions Agency.


Not sure about "that year" in the sixth clause. My memory fails me on that particular resolution debate. Were they going to increase emmissions 1000% in the first year? I'll have to read the wiki article again.
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Okay thank you Yelda, I think "is" fits better than "are" (for the final addition) when I read it outloud, though I've updated it with all of your technical tweaks.

Edited by unibot, Dec 22 2009, 01:41 AM.
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