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Topic Started: Aug 25 2009, 06:05 PM (859 Views)
Iveck
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Iveck started playing snooker.
he asks Drakon: "you wanna play? or do you wanna wait until that green-yellowish liquid stufff kick in!"
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Drakon does not answer. Drakon is having a seizure.
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The previously quiet drunk sitting in the corner named Toran picks up a beer bottle and throws it at Drakon, knocking over several empty ones in the process. Sitting back down he starts to grumble about the disturbance Drakon is causing.
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Iveck sees that and kick a ball out of the snooker table and in Torans direction.
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Drakon
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Drakon throws the half-full bottle eikeik gave him at Toran. When it impacts, it eats through Toran's clothes and burns his skin.
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Toran gets to his feet and walks by Drakon, muttering something about Americans and their lack of tact and then stumbles out the door of the pub.
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Iveck steps up to Toran and Claims his snooker ball back.
and at the same time he tries to order a beer. because he noticed that his last drink was over 3 minutes ago...
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Drakon shouts after Toran: "We beat ya Brits back in... whatwasit, 1976, and we'll *hic* do it again!
Drakon orders another beer.
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Toran shouts back to Drakon. "Aye and how do you plan to beat them if you can’t even tell the difference between a Brit and an Irishman?" And then he turns and hobbles off into the darkness.
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"In 1976 or something like that, we Americans declared ourselves awesome and dumped tea in some pond. The British got pissed, so they nuked us. Then george washington went Rambo and killed all the red coats and Ben Franklin beat King whatshisname in a lightsaber duel And Toran got drunk on tea and threw up on the articles of constapation. Thomas Pain and Samuel Adams threw together a constitutution at the last minute.
Then the terrorists blew up Philidelphia, so they moved the capital to Washington. but the Mexican workers who got hired to move it accidentaly built it in maryland instead of washington state.
And that is my summary of the Revoltion."
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