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| Topic Started: Aug 21 2008, 04:39 AM (119 Views) | |
| Ryan | Aug 21 2008, 04:39 AM Post #1 |
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So all last semester, my teachers kept telling me to show more of my personality for personal training. This semester I decided to start showing my personality. I got a personal training client today. My teacher insisted that I stop showing so much of my personality. ONCE IT GETS OUT OF THE BOX, YOU CAN'T PUT IT AWAY. I hope this doesn't reflect negatively on my performance. He thinks I'm too crazy. Crazy? I was crazy. But then the men it white came, and took me away. Then I was just fine, until the worms came. Worms? I hate worms! They drive me nuts! Nuts? I like nuts, they're just great. Except for peanuts. They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy.... As you can see, I just resorted to an old joke, which I cannot recite correctly, but that's okay, because most of you probably didn't actually know that I was quoting something, unless you did. Point is, I don't know what I was quoting. Don't get anorgasmia. I can almost absolutely promise that you won't enjoy it. But I guess some of you might. Especially if you last 8 seconds regularly. Drugs used to relieve premature ejaculation are often just small doses of drugs that would, if taken in larger doses, cause anorgasmia. That's something I learnt today, about one hour before my teacher told me to be less crazy. And so the cycle continues. RAR! |
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