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| Topic Started: Jul 25 2008, 06:06 AM (141 Views) | |
| Ryan | Jul 25 2008, 06:06 AM Post #1 |
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*scratches my head* That's about the 112th time I've scrathed my head today. It's getting to the point where I think I very might start bleeding if I scratch it anymore. Yet it remains itchy and unbearable. How many times have you scratched your head since opening this thread? I went into the city today and couldn't help but to notice that, as usual, my hair was too fluffy for comfort. I hear a lot of people say how they love having fluffy hair, but I hate it. It constantly floats into my eyes and my mouth when it's fluffy. That's no good. No good at all. On my last day of TAFE last semester I was told to cut my hair or tie it back. I shall do neither. I'm way too hardcore. Also, it's not long enough to tie back, only long enough to be a nuissance. Is your hair annoying yet? Where's the last place you scratched? Did I just make you strikingly aware of your genitals? If you want people to think you're homicidal, do something very minor, like tilt your head slightly, or widen one eye more than the other, or lick your lips while you're talking. Think this is hilarious? Awesome. I missed the joke entirely. |
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| whitetrash | Jul 28 2008, 09:25 AM Post #2 |
I'm Lost
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thank for making my head itch |
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