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Amazingly Kickass Adventures; A Joint Plusmortified Production
Topic Started: Sep 16 2009, 11:52 PM (3,227 Views)
Magmortified	Sep 16 2009, 11:52 PM Post #1
Malevolent Abomination of Greed Posts: 164 Group: Cooks Member #5 Joined: Jun 23, 2008	A joint effort between me and Plus to create a picture-text-based RPG. Enter, ye prospective customer, and behold the amazing coolness that lies beyond. After a very long day of peasanterous drudgery in the land of Greece, the party, consisting of: Wallacles (henceforth to be known as Wallace) the farmer, Joeacleseus (Henceforth to be known as Joe), the white-collar fisherman, and Bitchasspunkemnon (henceforth to be known as Steve), the weedmerchant, heads to ye olde barclub. The barclub is packed to the ye olde brim with ye olde brew of Greekbeer and quite a large quantity of ye olde whores. One of them attempts to ensnare Wallace, who engages her in a lively debate concerning the amazingly long and thick cornstalk he has grown. Joe eyes the olde whore, but is unable to pay for her and is already in deep shit with most of the other local barclub bitches. The barclub is stocked with a rather lively crowd tonight. At one table is a party of philosophers, who wish to slay the evil demon that is ignorance (or at least, the arbitrary concept of ignorance), at another sits a lone horserider, who is staring angrily into his Greekbeer. It is not considered wise to engage in any kind of social interaction with this horserider. At another table sits a clan of whores, and a pimphalanx, jealously watching over their tribe. The party isn't interested in just drinking the night away - they want to do some shit here. Submit things for the party to do in BOLD The party will usually follow general consensus Edited by Magmortified, Oct 15 2009, 01:47 PM.
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Magmortified	Sep 16 2009, 11:54 PM Post #2
Malevolent Abomination of Greed Posts: 164 Group: Cooks Member #5 Joined: Jun 23, 2008	A list of links: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 Edited by Magmortified, Oct 19 2009, 09:53 PM.
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Plus	Sep 17 2009, 08:12 PM Post #3
Like a tree Posts: 162 Group: Artist Member #64 Joined: Jun 27, 2008	pick a fight lets see some action!
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Dracoyoshi8	Sep 17 2009, 08:41 PM Post #4
Posts: 20 Group: Members Member #358 Joined: May 25, 2009	I agree with Pick a fight!
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supermarth64	Sep 17 2009, 11:50 PM Post #5
Posts: 2 Group: Members Member #291 Joined: Mar 7, 2009	Pick a whore.
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Kannon	Sep 18 2009, 01:35 AM Post #6
SDS's official henchman Posts: 153 Group: Cooks Member #91 Joined: Jul 4, 2008	fight a whore ~~I suggest a wet t-shirt contest!~~
	[14:29] <%Kannon> what resists water/flying [14:29] <+MantykeKnight> ice ?_? suck on that SDS


Son_of_Shadows	Sep 18 2009, 06:36 PM Post #7
Posts: 79 Group: Members Member #250 Joined: Jan 29, 2009	I also suggest <b>fighting a whore</b>



Magmortified	Sep 18 2009, 09:03 PM Post #8
Malevolent Abomination of Greed Posts: 164 Group: Cooks Member #5 Joined: Jun 23, 2008	Filled with envious rage over Wallace's possession of the whore's attention, Joe whips out his rod. It has always given him great satisfaction and has often been his only comfort while out at sea. He aims carefully at Wallace, who will be snatched by the rod's line away from the whore so that Joe can swoop in and save the day (his conspicuous lack of cashmoney with which to purchase the whore being only a minor issue). Joe leaps into action, flying high over the crowd, he flicks his rod - once, twice! And begins reeling like the mad motherfuckers white-collar fishermen are birthed from. This night will be legendary! White-collar fishermen around the world will tell tales of his exploits until the end of time! The only foil in this mythically amazing cockblock is the fact that he has altogether missed Wallace, instead hooking ye olde whore's bra-strap and ripping it off. Considering this unlikely turn of events, Joe does not appear to be unduly distressed over his poor aim. The olde whore, realizing that her bra has been ripped off, and that her decrepit hand is unusually devoid of payment, reflexively whorate kicks Wallace with such force that it shatters the bottle of Greekbeer in his hand. Angered by this unprovoked assault on a prospective customer, a member of the Pimphalanx detaches to beat the hoe's ass with his cane. This only succeeds in further enraging the whore, who is now taking aim at Wallace's soft and yielding potatosack. Steve, seeing the amazing potential for advertising in this situation's likely widespread media coverage, begins throwing large quantities of Steve-brand Weed into the most incredible barfight the Greek world has ever seen. The dust and powdered weed, now beginning to clear, reveal that the majority of the bar's population is looking rather angrily at the party for forcing everybody to move their attention away from their Greekbeer. The party is advised to attempt escape. Submit things for the party to do in bold. Edited by Magmortified, Sep 18 2009, 10:19 PM.
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Dracoyoshi8	Sep 18 2009, 09:10 PM Post #9
Posts: 20 Group: Members Member #358 Joined: May 25, 2009	Leave the bar what else can we do?
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HighDef	Sep 18 2009, 09:11 PM Post #10
Posts: 5 Group: Members Member #432 Joined: Sep 16, 2009	Grab the whore in your arms and run out of the bar. That's what else we can do Draco.
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supermarth64	Sep 18 2009, 09:38 PM Post #11
Posts: 2 Group: Members Member #291 Joined: Mar 7, 2009	Run like half hell.
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Vader	Sep 18 2009, 10:32 PM Post #12
HALLO I AM A VADER Posts: 303 Group: Site Staff Member #56 Joined: Jun 26, 2008	Kill the hooker s/he is an accomplice
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Kannon	Sep 20 2009, 12:24 AM Post #13
SDS's official henchman Posts: 153 Group: Cooks Member #91 Joined: Jul 4, 2008	Get the Hell Outta There no, seriously
	[14:29] <%Kannon> what resists water/flying [14:29] <+MantykeKnight> ice ?_? suck on that SDS


Magmortified	Sep 20 2009, 03:12 AM Post #14
Malevolent Abomination of Greed Posts: 164 Group: Cooks Member #5 Joined: Jun 23, 2008	The party notices certain qualities in the population of the barclub that may hint that they are no longer wanted. Such qualities, including angry glares, various people shouting obscene things concerning their mothers, and the oldehookers doubling their prices for farmers, white-collar fishermen, and merchants, while only vaguely perceptible, do not escape the party's keen senses. The obvious choice is to take the whore and run. Wallace uses his Broken Bottle to hoist the hooker up by the neck (despite her shrieks of undying agony) and waddles towards the exit. His stealthy and not-at-all conspicuous exit is covered by Joe and Steve, who throws more Steve-brand Weed to placate the angry barclub and drum up business for Steve-brand Merchandise. A few minutes after their incredible escape from the barclub, Wallace's Broken Bottle cuts through the olde whore's neck. The fallen head is quickly appropriated by Steve, who prices the new merchandise appropriately. Joe seizes on the abrupt stop and aims at the olde whore's lower garments for more booty (figuratively and literally). His attempts are foiled by the fact that Wallace's fat ass is weighing down the whore. It is left up to Joe's imagination as to what exactly Wallace is doing sitting on the whore's corpse like that. Unnoticed by the party's normally-superhuman senses, a Stoned Prophet appears! Steve quickly slaps a discount on the whore's severed head and begins an amazing advertising pitch that would instantly sell the head for at least half of its original value! The Stoned Prophet doesn't take notice, however, and starts talking in an oddly slurred manner. Wallace, who is well-versed in the ways of confusing accents, states that the Prophet is saying something about the shitweed a merchant named Steve sold him being overpriced and he wants his money back. Alternatively, the Prophet is saying something about the Gods requiring a group of three noble peoples who will carry out a quest for them. Maybe both at the same time in a revolutionary new way of speech that would significantly speed up communication between people... at the cost of being stoned all the time... The party clearly needs to do something concerning this Stoned Prophet. What course of action should be taken? Submit things for the party to do in BOLD
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Kannon	Sep 20 2009, 04:37 PM Post #15
SDS's official henchman Posts: 153 Group: Cooks Member #91 Joined: Jul 4, 2008	Kannon Sep 20 2009, 12:24 AM Get the Hell Outta There no, seriously I believe this can still apply
	[14:29] <%Kannon> what resists water/flying [14:29] <+MantykeKnight> ice ?_? suck on that SDS


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