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Important Announcement from Reavers; You Are Made of Meat
Topic Started: Dec 13 2009, 10:07 PM (477 Views)
Red
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Recently, hungry Reavers raided the cowards of Legion in search of meat. Stomachs rumbling, they tore into the Legion population. But to our shock and horror, a terrible discovery was made. Rather than yummy meaty goodness, the citizens of Legion are apparently made of a mushy soy based product.

Therefore, grumpy and slightly bloated from the gas produced as Reavers digest obscene amounts of plant products, Reavers declare they will war anyone who appears to be made of meat as their hunger pains dictate.

We've decided to exclude Celestial Entante and TEst from this declaration... not because they're not made of meat. But because we don't eat really cool people.

We flipped a coin, and it came up All You Can Eat.

Reavers. Feed!
Edited by Red, Dec 13 2009, 10:22 PM.
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bakamitai
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RAWR! HUNGRY!!!
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Brehon

We were hated when we started, we will be hated when we finish. The call of my Regent is just and true.

Onward Reavers, obey the toss of the coin!!!

RAWR!!
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Newhotness
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ya know, i think i like this announcement
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lolpole

24 hours and only 3 replies, 1 of which was not from a Reaver. My friends, the game is dead, but I guess we can all use a little practice pushing buttons and making things go boom sometimes.

Go reavers, none stand before your might! ... Literally.
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kulomascovia

Super cool story bro.
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Brehon

lolpole
Dec 14 2009, 11:00 PM
24 hours and only 3 replies, 1 of which was not from a Reaver. My friends, the game is dead, but I guess we can all use a little practice pushing buttons and making things go boom sometimes.

Go reavers, none stand before your might! ... Literally.
Only now in the end do you understand.
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