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Legion is granted the 12 days of Reaver Christmas; Coin Flipped
Topic Started: Nov 30 2009, 10:36 PM (824 Views)
Brehon

Reavers,

This will mark the official beginning of the 12 days of Reaver Christmas. As gifts to all Reavers, wrapped up in a bow, I give you Legion. They get to learn first hand, you don’t run your mouth and hide behind others. Let them run to TGR like they wanted to in the first Universal War (they were MK then). They will find no more protection, assistance or care from Reavers. They have never backed up their shit, now their shit is getting pushed in. The final straw was Lord Fingolfin talking trash on TheFall. Coin flipped, Legion loses.

So…

On the first day of Reaver Christmas, Reavers gave to me…
…. A Reaver Emperor raping my planet

On the second day of Reaver Christmas Reavers gave to me…
….2 Advisors reaving.. and a A Reaver Emperor raping my planet

On the third day of Reaver Christmas Reavers gave to me…
….3 Fleets a bombing, 2 Advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the fourth day of Reaver Christmas Reavers gave to me…
…4 Pages of destruction, 3 fleets a bombing, 2 Advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the fifth day of Reaver Christmas Reavers gave to me..
…5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED…. 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets a bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the sixth day of Reaver Christmas, Reavers gave to me..
..6 Legion crying….. 5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED… 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets a bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the seventh day of Reaver Christmas, Reavers gave to me..
...7 posters whining, 6 legion crying… 5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED… 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the eight day of Reaver Christmas, Reavers gave to me..
…8 Legion surrendering, 7 posters whining, 6 legion crying…. 5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED… 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the ninth day of Reaver Christmas, Reavers gave to me..
…9 Reavers dancing, 8 Legion surrendering, 7 posters whining, 6 Legion crying… 5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED… 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the tenth day of Reaver Christmas, Reavers gave to me…
10 planets rerolling, 9 Reavers dancing, 8 Legion Surrendering, 7 posters whining, 6 Legion crying… 5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED… 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the eleventh day of Reaver Christmas Reavers gave to me…
11 failed counters, 10 planets rerolling, 9 Reavers dancing, 8 Legion surrendering, 7 posters whining, 6 legion crying… 5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED… 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor raping my planet.

On the Twelfth day of Reaver Christmas Reavers gve to me…
12 days of death, 11 failed counters, 10 planets rerolling, 9 reavers dancing, 8 legion surrendering, 7 posters whining, 6 legion crying…. 5 SKULLS BEING FUCKED… 4 pages of destruction, 3 fleets bombing, 2 advisors reaving and a Reaver Emperor Raping my Planet!!!!!!!!
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Brehon

For clarity

Correcting a great Injustice

When Reavers declared our existance in this Universe it was immediately brought to the attention of a Factional Bloc called KLIT. It was proposed and based on unity of all of Kantus to stave off Edictus and Arthran. To promote a brotherhood and bond between Kantus, not only for surival, but for dominance as well. We all went in and agreed to this hard work started by Vanek of Celestial Entante, or so we thought.

From his first day in KLIT to now, Lord Fingolfin has lead his Legion down a path of failure. Unpreparred for war, unable to adequately fight or grow economically, Lord Fingolfin has always hidden behind someone or something else. Once he feels safe, he runs his mouth and tries to play like a big boy on the political field. He has never learned how to fend for himself and thus his alliance suffers.

During the first Universal War, he tried to ally and hide behind Mushroom Kingdom as in his words "They are the biggest and strongest and can kill us all". Even when KLIT stood united, he tried to work out his treaty with MK so they would not be hit by Legion, a cowards move. During that same war even after a week of preparation Legion barely limped into the war due to, once again in his own words "I can only suggest to them to be active, I can't force them to fight". This shows not only his cowardice, but his complete inability to lead, thus being a very weak link for Kantus. As the next war approached, the moment he realized Reavers would once again step the plate, he was dividing up spoils that he could get hiding behind the might of Reavers. Again he was all but missing in the Kantus effort to follow the orders of the King of Man, opting, in his own words to "Lets avoid of war and just pick on the non aligned Arthran, or at least those that are very weak". The coward speaks again.

In between, during and in every place possible, Lord Fingolfin has made disparaging remarks to Reavers and against myself, the Reaver Emperor. Early on we were stopped due to limitations of the Universe. Those limitations are over, my patients with you has ended. I wish you a Merry Christmas and sentance your planet to death for you shall feel very personally Reaver justice. There will be no mercy for you. For you alliance, they may petition for surrender terms individually. Lord Fingolfin however is sentanced to death without the possibility of surrender. Those that stand in support of Lord Fingolfin are instantly and immediately sentanced to the same fate. We will rid Kantus of this coward and this coward will pay for his transgressions.

The Coin is Flipped, Lord Fingolfin and Legion, you lose.
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Red
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This holiday season, we spike the egg nog with the blood of our enemies. When dealing with Legion blood in particular, be sure to pair it with a strong brandy. Legion blood is far too thin and watery on it's own to impart any substantial flavor.
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Charles
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TGR this wont be christmas without you, comon and join the fun!

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Lord Fingolfin
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Yawn, amusing, dead game is dead however, I stopped paying this place any mind after the strength formula change screwed things up and the Alliance Improvement System started going crazy with errors. I'll give Reavers kudos for playing the game very well, much more seriously than I ever did. My only regret is I didn't rogue Brehon when I had the chance and was #14 in the universe...oh well.
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Red
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Stop blaming the game for incompetence in playing it.
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Brehon

Ya need the nuts if you want the big chair. But so much for that.

Legion still playing, at least perhaps now you can get some real leadership.
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Charles
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Lord Fingolfin
Nov 30 2009, 11:08 PM
Yawn, amusing, dead game is dead however, I stopped paying this place any mind after the strength formula change screwed things up and the Alliance Improvement System started going crazy with errors. I'll give Reavers kudos for playing the game very well, much more seriously than I ever did. My only regret is I didn't rogue Brehon when I had the chance and was #14 in the universe...oh well.
Do it Lord, GO ROGUE ON BREHON

(Perhaps a leader will balls will replace you)
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Brehon

Good lord Fin... you have zero effeciency... aka you can no longer do damage. /shakes head. Fin fin fin.
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LordValleo
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This is why you fail and cannot lead:

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Number: 50026
Attacker: Lord Fingolfin
Defender: Charles de Lafayette
Date: 12/1/2009 4:11:43 AM
Cost: 5,720,640.00₡
Theater: Space
Type: Fleet VS Fleet
Money Stolen: 0.00₡
Winner: Charles de Lafayette
Civilians Killed: 0.00
Civilians Captured: 0.00
Industry Lost: 0.00
Communications Lost: 0.00
Transportation Lost: 0.00
Civil Services Lost: 0.00
Military Lost: 0.00
Defender Infantry Lost: 0.00
Defender MBTs Lost: 0.00
Defender Fighters Lost: 0.00
Defender Battleships Lost: 0.00
Agressor Infantry Lost: 0.00
Agressor MBTs Lost: 0.00
Agressor Fighters Lost: 81,120.00
Agressor Battleships Lost: 5,518.00
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