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A War Story; The Bombing of Weebleton
Topic Started: Sep 25 2009, 08:57 PM (520 Views)
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With war raging through much of populated space as the assembled forces under Chey Guevara and Nathanial Demeter on one side and the King of Man on the other clash over hundreds if not thousands of worlds, only GNS brings you the most complete coverage. This is GNS. Real. Current. News.

Until this point, the war had largely been limited to medium-sized planets, with the largest and strongest Kantus and Edictus worlds sitting out the battles. But today, Weeble of Weebleton opened the war to the large worlds with a brazen attack on Splash Blue, despite no declared state of war existing between the two planets' alliances. Weebleton quickly fell victim to a fierce bombing campaign launched by Aventhenian Prime in retaliation to the Edictus attacks on its watery ally.

Our reporter Lyan Brooks was able to record the following interview with the commander of Aventhenian Prime's expeditionary fleet.

The screen appears to jump out at the viewer, then fades to the interior of a Reaver flagship. The room is somewhat modern-looking, though various objects that appear to be of human origin can be discerned. A sharply dressed Aventhenian commander stands opposite our reporter.

So, your fleet just wiped out the Weebleton forces?

Not exactly. We are currently bombing one of his capital's outer cities. I don't know the name of the place, it doesn't really matter. We haven't met his combat fleets yet, but we are hopeful the cowards will show themselves.

My apologies, it seems we received bad information. Weebleton launched attacks on Kantus unprovoked, right?

Indeed.

And you are retaliating in defense of your allies?

Yes, his planet will be turned into a burning symbol of what happens to those who attack Kantus. However, do not let it be said my people are without mercy. We have been transmitting a message to his capital warning all civilians to get out while they still can.

Ah, so this will not be like the attacks on Domain? You're glassing the planet but saving its people?

Lets just say, I don't like for people to pay for their leaders' stupidity. Now this does not extend to his military, they will be shot on sight, even if they surrender.

I see. Why do you think an Edictus planet would launch such a seemingly random attack on Kantus in a war its allies have stated was primarily between Kantus and Arthran, drawing itself between the two greater military factions?

It's Weeble, do you expect logic from him?


The commander pauses and rubs his chin.

Ha, I suppose I should more directly answer your question. More than likely, he wanted to profit and hoped his raids would go unanswered.

That's quite a risk. How do you see the rest of this war going?

Quite well, I'd imagine, however, I have been out of contact with Kantus Fleet Command for sometime. In fact, to transmit this interview out, you will need to leave the blackout zone.

I understand. Well, we'll be going then. Any last words for GNS?

Nope. But we will transmit out bombardment live across your network later, if that would help your ratings. 3000 Taladon Class fighters firing in unison on his planet...what a sight it will be.

We'd appreciate it.

The studio fades back in.

Hear that? Live bombardment of Weebleton footage. It's good to see the attackers being relatively humane, despite the odd conduct the leaders of Weebleton have exhibited. Let's hope we don't have another Domain incident. Coming up next! Durasteel prices are through the roof! Industry is booming. We'll be talking to Mike Savage, head of the Galactic Durasteel Workers' Union (Edictus branch), about the effects of the war on business.

IT'S AN INTRASENSE BONANZA! You'll get Fraunhofer's just looking at our stores! Kelgo's Intrasense Outlets have the biggest selection of feed-related products ANYWHERE! We've got more feeds for sale than the Edictus military has! We're starting to get Fraunhofer's too! Come on in and take advantage before it's gone! Now offering discounts at all stores still standing in Arthran space!

Intrasense terminating...
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Since the people of Arthran and Edictus seem to be mentally challenged when it comes to pattern recognition, let me take a moment to point something out to you:

When the Artards declared war on the Ravens and launched an attack against our client world Kyta, the Kantus fleets quickly and efficiently reduced their client worlds to ghosts and ashes.

When weeble has the sheer audacity to launch an attack against a Raven core world - my own home planet - the Kantus fleets quickly and efficiently burn weebleton to the ground.

If I didn't know better, I'd say that it seems like those who declare against the Ravens are fated to be reduced to subatomic particles or something.
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The planetary leaders of weebleton do not acknowledge a need for a declaration of war. We see it as our duty to attack the Kantus dogs with every ounce of our strength. We are proud to standby our allies in AGE and know that they can never falter our courage. Furthermore the planetary leaders of weebleton are amused by the pomp of the leaders of Splash Blue. It would seem that they need to garner a coalition of planets to attack a single undersized Edictus world. But then again, Snow Ravens have shown such acts of cowardice before.
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Sep 25 2009, 11:59 PM
The planetary leaders of weebleton do not acknowledge a need for a declaration of war. We see it as our duty to attack the Kantus dogs with every ounce of our strength. We are proud to standby our allies in AGE and know that they can never falter our courage. Furthermore the planetary leaders of weebleton are amused by the pomp of the leaders of Splash Blue. It would seem that they need to garner a coalition of planets to attack a single undersized Edictus world. But then again, Snow Ravens have shown such acts of cowardice before.
OOC: Weebleoid. Write. :P
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ooc: no u >:3
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