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GNS Archive: GNS-UFS Emperor-watching, 9/6/2882; Brenda Bechard reporting.
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Welcome back to GNS-UFS. News you need, now.

Hello and welcome to our newest branch of the United Feed Service, the Galactic News Service. I'm your senior anchor Brenda Bechard, giving you all the top stories of the night and early morning for this November sixth, 2882.

Top story of the night, leading all the major networks including UFS, ICA, and DELTA is the Emperor's latest public appearance. He spoke briefly -and we mean briefly- at tonight's Earth-based Festival of the Harvest and Industries. The Emperor led off festivities with a statement about the importance of continued expansion of industry and agriculture throughout the fringe. Let's take a listen:

"Throughout the last millennium, the achievements of Man have come out of the factories and foundries of industry. Efficient axion trawlers, antimatter explosives, even biochemical intrasense have all helped the human race explode in expansion and tap the rich resources our galaxy has left to offer. While there is yet much to be done on our newfound colonies, our fringe must be ever expanding to continue the flow of capital and goods that our united Edictus economy relies so heavily on.

I applaud our investment companies for doing so much for new worlds and for those that have yet to be settled. Let us all work together in peace towards the goal of expanding the fringe - the rewards will be great for all that do so."

There you have it, folks, the Emperor himself speaking on behalf of the annual Festival of the Harvest and Industries in Panama. This is only the fifth recorded public statement by the Emperor this year, underscoring just how little He is really seen by the public. The Festival of the Harvest and Industries is a common place to go Emperor-watching, as thousands of people do every year to get just one glimpse of the Emperor of the Edictus.

On to our next story: could new biochemical intrasense plug you in without putting a plug in you? Our wireless biotech specialist joins us for the debate.
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