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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 24 2008, 10:10 (104 Views) | |
| Max | Jul 24 2008, 10:10 Post #1 |
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The Facetime bowl of soup
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![]() Jimmy woke up in his bed under the stairs, as he got up his Aunt Sandman and his Cousin Goblin said "We hate you" as they walked by, he then said "Good morning to you to" He went to get the mail when he noticed a letter addressed to him, he then began to open it when his Uncle Venom grabbed it and said "No letter's for you, you piss ant", Jimmy then said "But it has my name on it", Uncle Venom replied "Not anymore" as he threw it in the fire place the next day a package came addressed to Jimmy, which his uncle promptly threw into the swamp in the back of their house the next day the door bell rang and a woman appeared by the door, she began singing "I am Your singing telegram, we invite Mr. Jimmy Bladder to-", suddenly as gunshot is heard and the telegram girl hit's the floor dead, Jimmy looks to see his uncle standing there with a shotgun, he then says "Everyone, grab your things, we are leaving this house", Jimmy then says "Why, so you can hide me from whoever is trying to contact me?", Uncle Venom replies "No, so we can hide from the police, hurry up before they arrive" |
![]() "Am I a hero or a monster? My only conclusion is that I'm a little of both, but of which one of those two is the most dominant? I really couldn't say" (Jimmy) | |
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| Max | Jul 24 2008, 10:19 Post #2 |
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The Facetime bowl of soup
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![]() Jimmy lay on the floor of the old shack as he said to himself "Happy birthday" Suddenly the door came crashing down and bright lights appeared, Uncle Venom quickly said "What the hell, who is it?", suddenly two figures appear a man, his posture almost robotic and a red head with a genuine look on her face the man then said "You guys the Dummies?", Aunt Sandman replied "Yes, and who the hell are you guys?", the man replied "I'm special agent Fax Modum and this is my partner Data Nully, we would like to speak with Mr. Jimmy Bladder?" Uncle Venom replies "He does not live here, he is um, dead", the two agents look at each other and Nully says "Okay, then, I guess we'll just leave then", Jimmy pops out of his hiding place and says "Wait, I'm Jimmy Bladder, my avatar says so" Nully then says "We have to take you, before you're late", confused Jimmy says "Take me where?", Modum remarks "Didn't you see the letter?", shaking his head Modum and Nully look at each other and Modum says "You want to say it?", she replies "Why don't you, I did it last time", Modum remarks I did it last time, wait let’s say it together", at the same time Modum and Nully say "You're a wizard Jimmy" |
![]() "Am I a hero or a monster? My only conclusion is that I'm a little of both, but of which one of those two is the most dominant? I really couldn't say" (Jimmy) | |
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| Max | Jul 24 2008, 11:18 Post #3 |
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The Facetime bowl of soup
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![]() Jimmy was surprised as he said "What?, Me?, I'm a what, I'm just Jimmy", Nully then said "Sorry dear, you're not, we are a wizard", Uncle Venom quickly said "What the hell, we have gone to desperate measures to make sure he doesn't go somewhere where some old hags can teach him magic tricks" Modum then said "Well, seeing as how you guys are a bunch of asses, well leave it to you Jimmy, do you want to go to this school, or not?" Thinking about it, Jimmy said "Well, um", Aunt Sandman quickly said "Wait, Jimmy before you decide, think about all the great things we have done for you", Jimmy then said "I would, but I can't remember any" And with that, Jimmy was off into the wizarding world |
![]() "Am I a hero or a monster? My only conclusion is that I'm a little of both, but of which one of those two is the most dominant? I really couldn't say" (Jimmy) | |
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