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| Regrouping; Oni Prisoner | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 3 2010, 18:58 (143 Views) | |
| Bobby | Aug 3 2010, 18:58 Post #1 |
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Geayj + Guwael + Hirzud + Hweu + Reghb + Wahguo + Errol + 1 Oni The group had built a makeshift cage for the drugged-out oni and left Hirzud to watch him for the night. The oni was so drugged that even into late the next morning he was acting strangely. The group had breakfast and when they were about ready to set out in search of their nakama, their friends showed up. ((I used nakama and friends interchangeably. What of it?)) Seeing Guwael astride Reghb, Geayj said, "How did your dumb horse find you up here?" A vein on Reghb's head pulsed, but Guwael patted him gently, got off, walked over to Geayj and then gave the much larger man a solid punch to the face. Geayj was caught off guard and staggered backwards, holding his face. "What the hell was that for?" "You being a jerk. What's gotten into you lately?" asked Guwael, genuinely upset. Geayj searched for a cause to this and realized what it was. "Oh, you mean the being a jerk to your horse and your wizard friend." Guwael stalked towards Geayj and said, "Yeah, you forgot me." Hweu butted in, "I'm actually a mage, not a wizard. I don't use named spells nor do I use a wand." Guwael ignored Hweu and stared straight up at Geayj's face. Geayj backed up until he was leaning against the oni's cage. "Relax, guy...wheel. Let's blame it on character development." Then Geayj bent down and whispered into Guwael's ear, "I act tough when I'm around chicks. It's a character flaw I guess." Guwael looked miffed. "How come you didn't do that around Kiur then?" Geayj thought about it and said, "Well obviously because she was my best friend's girlfriend and I would be a terrible friend if I were to interfere with that." Guwael seemed to agree then patted Geayj on the shoulder and said, "Sorry I hit you. I just wanted to get to the bottom of this." Wahguo spoke up, "If you two are done with your manfight, you may want to turn your attention to the oni who has recently gotten over his opium impedent." The group looked to see that the oni was thrashing wildly and roaring from inside his cage, trying to break the flimsy structure. "Let me out of here! Help me!" He seemed to be trying to get more oni to come attack Guwael's group. Suddenly Hirzud's ears perked up and Hweu said, "I think Hirzud just heard an oni warhorn. We should get the heck outta here guys." Geayj looked scared. "More of those things?" Guwael bit his lip. Wahguo readjusted himself into a more comfortable reclining position. "Wake me when they get here," he suddenly began to snore. In relation to Wahguo's snoring, Geayj and Hweu said in unison with comical freaked-out expressions, "So soon?!?"... ((I tried to use some One Piece-style humor at the end there.)) Edited by Bobby, Dec 27 2012, 12:01.
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[:: Bobby The FaceTime Both's FaceTime Chosen Few ::] Major Characters ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Supporting Characters ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Static Supporting Characters ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Minor Characters ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Incomplete Avatars Guwael (Kaiju), Guwael (Kaiju/Shikai), Jerry (insect), Lieoud, Liptus Ykalbis, Noiweh Siwe (Shikai), Stupid King, Theu, Xordra Kaliendar (Bankai), and Vojh. | |
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| Cyberweasel89 | Aug 9 2010, 13:46 Post #2 |
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The Facetime jar of almonds
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"Husband!" The orc dashed to Hweu, latching onto his arm and squeezing it between her meaty breasts. "Errol miss husband while husband gone!" she practically purred. She leaned up and spoke into his ear in a low, husky voice. "Still not had snoo-snoo in honor of marriage. You want perform ritual now, or go private place, husband? Errol fine with either. Not ashamed of husband." She emphasized her statement with a small lick to his neck. The oni called for allies, causing the orc to sigh. "Damn. More oni come. Errol hoping be with husband. Sorry, husband, but Errol must go kill oni now. Maybe find new weapon." She stepped away from Hweu and toward the direction the oni would come from, cracking her knuckles. "Errol ready for party!" she shouted excitedly. |
| "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." - Personal Philosophy | |
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| Bobby | Aug 9 2010, 14:23 Post #3 |
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Geayj + Guwael + Hirzud + Hweu + Reghb + Wahguo + Errol + 1 Oni + Vojh's Army + Vojh + Selgh + Stupid King + Stupid King + VojhSuddenly Reghb spoke out saying, "That is no oni horn." The oni and Geayj freaked out at this. "The horse can talk?" Geayj silenced the oni with a casual stabbing into the chest with his quick-release dagger. The inaudible warhorns became audible and the others realized that this was definitely not an oni warhorn. Suddenly a band of goblins showed up with strange cloths wrapped about their faces. They wielded bizarre circular blades with poles to hold onto them. "We are the super goblin force, we will cut you alive with no remorse, all of you will eventually be killed, because we are the members of the Lol-" Suddenly there was a huge explosion where the goblins had been standing and singing. When the dust and smoke cleared the group suddenly backed up. Seeing the desperate situation, Guwael said, "Well the only way this could be worse would be if Vojh himself showed up here." Suddenly in a flash of electrical energy a man appeared in front of the huge army. Hweu was so shocked from Errol's actions that as soon as Vojh appeared he fainted instantly. Hirzud saw this and dragged Hweu to a safe place while standing guard to protect his master. Geayj screamed like a girl then dove into a bush to hide. The scream woke Wahguo who said, "Damn that armored pansy. He better have screamed for a good reason." Seeing the giant monsters behind the sorcerer as well as the hundreds of other smaller creatures scattered about ((including knights, goblins, orcs, oni, trolls, elves, dwarves, humans, demons and all manner of other creatures)) he gulped and whimpered in a rare show of uneasiness. "Shit, this isn't good."... ((I want to show off Guwael's powers as well as the powers of Vojh and his army in this post.)) Edited by Bobby, Dec 27 2012, 12:02.
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| Cyberweasel89 | Aug 15 2010, 13:21 Post #4 |
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Errol stepped up to the front, showing no fear of the army and cracking her knuckles threateningly. "You here fight? Or you here talk? Either way, Errol no like. You make husband fall on ground. Errol not in good mood." she growled. |
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