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An actual craig's list personals ad
Topic Started: Apr 2 2010, 07:38 PM (322 Views)
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My dad comes in my room and tells me to read this news article, It's apparently from this site.
www.ourplacenews.com

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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the guy who tried to mug me in downtown Savannah night before last. Date 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrarsement; I didn't expect you to actually POOP your pants hen I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911. .45 ACP pistol holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again.
After I called your mother or "momma" as you had her listen in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those four other people in the gas station, on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.
That made his day!
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I managed and to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your phone number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex

P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!


That took forever to copy, I'd scan it but my scanner isn't hooked up to my computer and it would take time.
Crazy story huh?
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Lol he done way less then I would have. I would have gone further then that.. But I'm evil >:3 Deep deep down x3 Bwahahahaha :P
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a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!


LOL :XD:
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Actually my friend Black Angel found out that it is in fact fake, there were other things just like this on the net.
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Well usually most things are the internet are faked & or photoshopped anymore. XD
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Yeah, except for anything made by Jerry Uelsmann! That man is amazing with his photographs! :O
He didn't edit them cause when he made them, photoshop wasn't invented yet OMG :O
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