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Topic Started: Dec 4 2008, 07:54 AM (11,482 Views)
Evil Beaver
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Actually my creative writing essays never had random crap in them. I guess my teachers would always expect something stupid and then be like "Wow he actually wrote a good paper".

The Abraham Lincoln thing was an essay that was already really late because I was in a bit of a lazy streak. It was the last day it was due and I figured what the hell. I got some points for it for actual historical facts but mostly it was about him becoming Batman and stuff.

The giant rat thing was so great though. I was having to write a paper on the war in Iraq and I decided to tell the story from the point of two soldiers in a camp. I got tired of writing and instead of a solid conclusion I made a giant rat bust through the wall and say like "I am Balkor, Giant Rat of Doom" with Bill Gates' voice and breathe fire on the soldiers. Still got an A on the paper.



Both papers were for the same class, too.
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Jan 4 2009, 12:36 AM
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Jan 4 2009, 12:27 AM
Start college in a week.


I have to remember not to mess with all my professors since they can fail me if they want to haha. I guess no essays on Abraham Lincoln becoming Batman or giant rats with Bill Gates' voice breathing fire on people (both of which were in actual essays I did in High School).
Hahaha, nice. You could always do that for a creative writing class or something. The thing with me is that I write all of my papers on entirely made up topics. Aparently, my teachers think I have an uncle that lives inside of a Wal Mart, a cousin who deals pot at Harvard, parents that sell watches out of trenchcoats near the ocean, and another uncle who robbed a bank. Some other random shit too. The comments are always the best.
God that reminds me of your long running Wal-mart essay that you've gotten like a A on since 7th grade.
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Haha, yeah. I've only revised it twice. All I did was fix spelling errors/use synonyms. =P
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Jan 4 2009, 02:35 PM
Haha, yeah. I've only revised it twice. All I did was fix spelling errors/use synonyms. =P
You've used the same essay for that long, wow.
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Jan 4 2009, 02:35 PM
Haha, yeah. I've only revised it twice. All I did was fix spelling errors/use synonyms. =P
That's still hilarious, it just shows how good of a writer you were in the 7th grade to use it for so long. I bet there weren't that many errors too. That's why Mrs. Hover loved you so much.
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Yeah, aparently it's pretty good. xD
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you just tell that bitch you wanna go out with her and she'll be like "ohhhhh holy do me on the popcorn machine!! thats right get the gummy worms and other candy treats all over me!"


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At one point in my life I want to just live there [Legoland]. It's like living in a zoo, but no one dies or needs to be fed, and I don't think you'd go to jail for fucking plastic. Chaffed cock would suck though.
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Haha, yeah. I've only revised it twice. All I did was fix spelling errors/use synonyms. =P
That's still hilarious, it just shows how good of a writer you were in the 7th grade to use it for so long. I bet there weren't that many errors too. That's why Mrs. Hover loved you so much.
She loved me till I stole nearly 1000 pieces of her paper thus ruining her prized end of the year project, haha.
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you just tell that bitch you wanna go out with her and she'll be like "ohhhhh holy do me on the popcorn machine!! thats right get the gummy worms and other candy treats all over me!"


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At one point in my life I want to just live there [Legoland]. It's like living in a zoo, but no one dies or needs to be fed, and I don't think you'd go to jail for fucking plastic. Chaffed cock would suck though.
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Jan 4 2009, 02:43 PM
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Haha, yeah. I've only revised it twice. All I did was fix spelling errors/use synonyms. =P
That's still hilarious, it just shows how good of a writer you were in the 7th grade to use it for so long. I bet there weren't that many errors too. That's why Mrs. Hover loved you so much.
She loved me till I stole nearly 1000 pieces of her paper thus ruining her prized end of the year project, haha.
Yeah lol and she had plans to actually make that like an ever year thing but after that she was like hell no.
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I'm quite proud of myself for ruining it. It's pretty classic seeing her show such hate towards me.
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you just tell that bitch you wanna go out with her and she'll be like "ohhhhh holy do me on the popcorn machine!! thats right get the gummy worms and other candy treats all over me!"


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At one point in my life I want to just live there [Legoland]. It's like living in a zoo, but no one dies or needs to be fed, and I don't think you'd go to jail for fucking plastic. Chaffed cock would suck though.
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