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The Corrupted Wish Game
Topic Started: Nov 25 2008, 09:37 AM (491 Views)
The Soup
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The one and only
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Ex.


I wish for a puppy...

Granted, but it gets hit by a truck


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

GO!

I wish for a gibson les paul
(let me get nick...)
15 buck little man
Put that shit in my hand
if you don't
ya gonna owe me owe me owe
That Jungle Love
Owey Owey Owe!

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Shenk
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Spends too much time here
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Granted but it breaks just after you recieve it.

I wish for immortality.
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Irony and sarcasm make life worth living. Just sit back and laugh at the world. Mahahaha!!!
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Zombie
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Is on the road to losing a social life
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You're immortal, but your body still ages.

I wish for a copy of Starcraft II.
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Shenk
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Spends too much time here
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Granted but your game case comes empty.

I wish for a car.
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Irony and sarcasm make life worth living. Just sit back and laugh at the world. Mahahaha!!!
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Holy Warrior
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Clad in white
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Sure, but it has a bomb in it.

I wish for death.
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Nirvana
 
you just tell that bitch you wanna go out with her and she'll be like "ohhhhh holy do me on the popcorn machine!! thats right get the gummy worms and other candy treats all over me!"


DWT
 
At one point in my life I want to just live there [Legoland]. It's like living in a zoo, but no one dies or needs to be fed, and I don't think you'd go to jail for fucking plastic. Chaffed cock would suck though.
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Shenk
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Spends too much time here
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Granted but you die a humiliating death.

I wish to have a family someday.
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Irony and sarcasm make life worth living. Just sit back and laugh at the world. Mahahaha!!!
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Holy Warrior
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You will grow very old with no family. You will die a sad, sad individual.

I wish for a copy of the Qur'an.
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Nirvana
 
you just tell that bitch you wanna go out with her and she'll be like "ohhhhh holy do me on the popcorn machine!! thats right get the gummy worms and other candy treats all over me!"


DWT
 
At one point in my life I want to just live there [Legoland]. It's like living in a zoo, but no one dies or needs to be fed, and I don't think you'd go to jail for fucking plastic. Chaffed cock would suck though.
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Shenk
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Granted but the writtings are in an ancient language that is not translatable.

I wish for an apple.
Edited by Shenk, May 20 2009, 03:16 PM.
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Holy Warrior
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You'll get your apple, but as a nigger, it will be accompanying you in your tree.

I wish I had a Jew.
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Nirvana
 
you just tell that bitch you wanna go out with her and she'll be like "ohhhhh holy do me on the popcorn machine!! thats right get the gummy worms and other candy treats all over me!"


DWT
 
At one point in my life I want to just live there [Legoland]. It's like living in a zoo, but no one dies or needs to be fed, and I don't think you'd go to jail for fucking plastic. Chaffed cock would suck though.
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lemondrank
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im taking it back
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granted, but he isnt good with finances.

i wish i had a copy of mystical ninjas
i have to return some videotapes
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