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Boyfriend/Girlfriend II
Topic Started: Mar 7 2009, 11:12 AM (1,916 Views)
Fuck.
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Shenk
May 13 2009, 09:03 PM
Cali: Sorry about Martyr's goal. Hopefully he hasn't offend you. :unsure:
I don't know who Cali is, but this makes me really, really want to fuck her in front of you. On the internet.
PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP
PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT
PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP!
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Skuffter
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I would buy like 6 footlongs from subway, freeze them, duct tape them together, put them into a big garbage bag, put more tape on the bag, and with a gallon or two of homemade lubricant, slide it into your vagina, and then use enough force to make it rip through your insides until it comes out of your mouth. Then I would make you eat it, while it's still coming out of your mouth.
Look at all dat joose!
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Fuck.
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Skuffter
May 14 2009, 08:42 PM
I would buy like 6 footlongs from subway, freeze them, duct tape them together, put them into a big garbage bag, put more tape on the bag, and with a gallon or two of homemade lubricant, slide it into your vagina, and then use enough force to make it rip through your insides until it comes out of your mouth. Then I would make you eat it, while it's still coming out of your mouth.
Come on, brow. Fucking CALI reads this thread, man! Have some class.


Godforbid you make her wet in front of Shenk, and there'll go months upon months of him working up the nerve to ask her for her AIM in the ASK CALI thread right down the subway sandwich-encrusted drain.
PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP
PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT
PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP!
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Shenk
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Hmmm... Fuck. and Skuffter... you guys have no sense of courtesy towards others do you? ^o)
Edited by Shenk, May 14 2009, 09:15 PM.
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Fuck.
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I don't know about all this courtesy business, but I do have the sense part down, so that might be what is throwing you off.


Also no.
PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP
PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP, PUMP PUMP IT UP
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Holy Warrior
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Fuck.
May 14 2009, 08:38 PM
Shenk
May 13 2009, 09:03 PM
Cali: Sorry about Martyr's goal. Hopefully he hasn't offend you. :unsure:
I don't know who Cali is, but this makes me really, really want to fuck her in front of you. On the internet.
I love you.
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you just tell that bitch you wanna go out with her and she'll be like "ohhhhh holy do me on the popcorn machine!! thats right get the gummy worms and other candy treats all over me!"


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At one point in my life I want to just live there [Legoland]. It's like living in a zoo, but no one dies or needs to be fed, and I don't think you'd go to jail for fucking plastic. Chaffed cock would suck though.
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Shenk
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Holy Warrior
May 15 2009, 07:10 AM
Fuck.
May 14 2009, 08:38 PM
Shenk
May 13 2009, 09:03 PM
Cali: Sorry about Martyr's goal. Hopefully he hasn't offend you. :unsure:
I don't know who Cali is, but this makes me really, really want to fuck her in front of you. On the internet.
I love you.
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Cali
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Fuck.
May 14 2009, 08:50 PM
Skuffter
May 14 2009, 08:42 PM
I would buy like 6 footlongs from subway, freeze them, duct tape them together, put them into a big garbage bag, put more tape on the bag, and with a gallon or two of homemade lubricant, slide it into your vagina, and then use enough force to make it rip through your insides until it comes out of your mouth. Then I would make you eat it, while it's still coming out of your mouth.
Come on, brow. Fucking CALI reads this thread, man! Have some class.


Godforbid you make her wet in front of Shenk, and there'll go months upon months of him working up the nerve to ask her for her AIM in the ASK CALI thread right down the subway sandwich-encrusted drain.
Gesh, footlongs from subway. Yeah I'd have to agree with Fuck. class it up more Skuff u could at least get them from a fancy sandwich shop.j/k Boy's gesh u guys....

Gosh, wow you guys kill me.

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