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[ti]Red ribbon[/ti]Caption Contest Revival
Topic Started: Apr 29 2012, 11:47 AM (5,168 Views)
Hedgehog121
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1. And not a single f*ck was given that day.
2. They learned from Tienanmen Square

CJ will win e_e
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Pyrite
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Graduates: Look, alien life-forms from outer space!! HI!!!!

To my mind, that picture looks like the hats are UFOs floating down to Earth, with the graduates waving to them...

Or maybe this:

Graduates: Look! Strangers, from the outside!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
Edited by Pyrite, Jun 21 2012, 06:07 PM.
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CJ
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"Well, that's one way to complete your Chemistry course...."
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thecostumedanceparty
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Wow, great guesses already. Keep them coming!
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One more day left. Will evaluate results tomorrow.
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Results:

1. CJ: "Well, that's one way to complete your chemistry course..."

Reminded me of my Chemistry class which I didn't like. Not only this, but his reasning is thematically correct. Very creative idea.

2. CJ: "We don't need no education."

Would have been first, but since it's cliche, I used CJ's other answer. Both were brilliant.

3. PL with the alien idea

Pretty creative.

Sorry, but I truly felt that CJ's answers both won first and second respectively. Congrats to all, and looking forward to the next pic.
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 28 2012, 11:36 AM.
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CJ
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Ideally, I would have preferred it if only one entry per person was counted in the final standings (as has been the case previously), but then, I suppose it isn't my contest.

Now, here's the next picture:

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As always, you have a week. Good luck!
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Pyrite
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"Don't lose your head!"
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thecostumedanceparty
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Well, Katie would have taken third place then.

Will have to think about this one... great picture.
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Pyrite
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Here's another one:

"The staff room for executioners"
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CJ
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lol, good one :P .

Any more entries?
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.

"If one more person opens this door........................." (person opens door) "Heads are gonna roll............."
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thecostumedanceparty
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"When constipation reaches its max"

It looks like a bathroom door to me.
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CJ
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I think it is - but feel free to come up with your own interpretations!

Also, nice entries :) .
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Guy without head: "Don't worry, I'm having a sh*ttier day than you are."

I hope that's okay considering there's a swear in it.
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CJ
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We don't really have a policy for swear words. What I would say is, if they're used for humorous effect (as in your entry), then I'd allow them, but I wouldn't want gratuitous ones that don't contribute to the humour.
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CJ
Jul 1 2012, 08:24 PM
We don't really have a policy for swear words. What I would say is, if they're used for humorous effect (as in your entry), then I'd allow them, but I wouldn't want gratuitous ones that don't contribute to the humour.
I think that's an agreeable rule. I tried thinking of changing the word, but in this case it's really irreplaceable.
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CJ
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Pretty much - I'd allow it only if the humour wouldn't really work without it.

Of course, that doesn't mean just anything goes. The very offensive ones (such as the C-word) won't be allowed under any circumstances.
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Jul 2 2012, 12:32 PM
Pretty much - I'd allow it only if the humour wouldn't really work without it.

Of course, that doesn't mean just anything goes. The very offensive ones (such as the C-word) won't be allowed under any circumstances.
Completely understandable. How many entries can we have?
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CJ
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I'd say up to three, but only the best one from each person will be judged.
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Well, I just have the feeling you don't care so much for mine, so I'm trying to think of a new one.

"This is ideally what happens to nerds when they break free from getting their heads plunged into the toilet from all those jocks."
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jul 3 2012, 12:34 AM.
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Any more entries? I'll end this in 12 hours.
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CJ
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Not an easy one to judge, but:

:gold-medal: 1st: PL-Stokie with "The staff room for executioners"
:silver-medal: 2nd: thecostumedanceparty with "Guy without head: "Don't worry, I'm having a sh*ttier day than you are.""
:bronze-medal: 3rd: HeroofDarkness with ""If one more person opens this door........................." (person opens door) "Heads are gonna roll............." "

Congrats, Daniel! They were all good entries, though.
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Wow! I didn't expect that :blink: :D !!

Anyway, here's the next one (sorry if it's rubbish, generally I'm not good at finding silly pictures):

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"Hook-a-duck for giants."
"Following the defence spending cuts, the Royal Navy takes delivery of its first 'Rubber Duck' class destroyer."
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Nice captions!

I look forward to seeing what everyone else can do!
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Love the picture!

"Fowl play at the quack of dawn"
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jul 12 2012, 02:24 AM.
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"When the enemy bombers come overhead they're gonna be so confused!"
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All good entries so far.

This ends on the 18th, if I'm not mistaken (someone correct me if I'm wrong).
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"They're after us. Duck and cover."
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