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[ti]Red ribbon[/ti]Caption Contest Revival
Topic Started: Apr 29 2012, 11:47 AM (5,169 Views)
thecostumedanceparty
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Okay, here are the results (sorry for the lateness):

1. CJ
2. HeroofDarkness
3. PL-Stokie

I'll try to do an easier one next time. That one seemed hard.
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 3 2012, 09:17 PM.
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CJ
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A very minor case of serious brain damage

Yay, I won!

All of the recent ones have been pretty hard. Hopefully, my next one won't be so bad.
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CJ
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Good luck!
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Shiny Star
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Irrelevant but still relevant

Baby seats belong at the back.
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Never mind, mine was horrible and bad.
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 5 2012, 02:23 PM.
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CJ
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You can still enter with it, though.

Don't worry if you don't like it - I might disagree. Besides, you are allowed multiple entries, so if you think of anything better, then you can enter with that too.
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"Even this truck couldn't survive its own execution seat!"
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 5 2012, 03:22 PM.
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CJ
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Was that the horrible one?

It's actually not bad.
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CJ
Jun 5 2012, 03:08 PM
Was that the horrible one?

It's actually not bad.
I thought the concept of execution was bad.
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 5 2012, 03:09 PM.
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CJ
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Well, all that really matters for this contest is how funny the captions are, rather than people's personal views on controversial topics.

(As long as it's not outright inappropriate, that is)
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.

Asked a friend to babysit, showed up in this.
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"And that's why Jimmy is sik in the head."

"I heard Jimmy has a kid"

"Jimmy has made full preparations for being a father"
Edited by Hedgehog121, Jun 6 2012, 12:36 AM.
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CJ
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Any more entries? You have 2 days left.
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CJ
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OK - it's been a week, so here are the top 3:

:gold-medal: 1) Katie - "And that's why Jimmy is sik in the head."
:silver-medal: 2) HoD - "Asked a friend to babysit, showed up in this. "
:bronze-medal: 3) Adam - "Even this truck couldn't survive its own execution seat!"

Congrats, Katie! You get to do the next one.
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CJ
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Armed with Muslamic Ray Guns, the EDL prepare for another protest.
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I hope that guy was drunk.
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CJ
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Me too. Given that the EDL are basically just football hooligans, it wouldn't surprise me.
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Give the order to deploy the glaive.

Right: they think it is real, but it is just a squirt gun :P
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All I can think of is a racist comment (well not exactly but close), so until I come up with something friendlier, I'm withholding my answer.
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 14 2012, 10:54 PM.
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Just let it all hang out and stop censoring yourself.
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I will end this on the 20th.
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rmnldr
Jun 15 2012, 06:20 PM
Just let it all hang out and stop censoring yourself.
But it's stupid.

Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 19 2012, 10:21 PM.
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CJ
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Well, so far, all of your self-censored entries have turned out to be either perfectly acceptable, or at least not so bad that we couldn't allow them.

Of course, if it's obviously inappropriate, then don't, but otherwise, it's worth a try. The worst that can happen is that it'll be disallowed.
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I edited last post, but I'll just repost it here. What the heck.

Sunni Wars
Episode 1
The Masked Shi'a

Guy with gun: "Shi'a, I am your rightful path."
Other guy: "Never. You don't posses the real powers of the Shi'a."


Okay, please don't count mine. I don't want to offend anyone's religion here.
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 20 2012, 02:24 PM.
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Just as Planned

Guy on right: Now, just make sure they don't find out this gun's out of bullets.
Guy on left: What happens then?
Guy on right: For one, we'll get some more bullets...

Lame, I know.
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You can disregard mine if you'd like to. I don't like saying anything offensive. I'd rather not upset anyone. It was meant as a joke...
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Okay so it's the 20th, and here's the winners.

:gold-medal: 1. CDP's "Sunni Wars"
:silver-medal: 2. CJ's "Muslamic Ray Guns"
:bronze-medal: 3. PL's "Out of bullets"

Congrats Adam! You make le next one. :trophy:
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Wow, I'm surprised. I think the timing's right for this pic:

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Contest ends the 28th.

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"We don't need no education"

(Cliché, I know)
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