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Finish the sentence
Topic Started: Mar 8 2011, 02:23 PM (189 Views)
CJ
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A very minor case of serious brain damage

What I'll do here is take an excerpt from a story, some song lyrics, a political speech, or something of that nature, and cut it off mid-sentence. You need to finish the sentence in an amusing way (but please don't just use the original ending: that's unimaginative and boring). After a week, I'll judge your entries based on how funny I find them, and award posts as follows:

Winner: 75 posts
Second: 35 posts
Third: 15 posts
Everyone else: 5 posts

Here's the excerpt, taken from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban:
Quote:
 
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be....
Finish the sentence!
Edited by CJ, Mar 8 2011, 02:25 PM.
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