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Caption contest
Topic Started: Mar 31 2010, 01:03 PM (4,528 Views)
CJ
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A very minor case of serious brain damage

I just had to get this started again! The rules are simple: I post a picture, and you have to think of an amusing caption for it.

Closing date: The contest closes on 11 June at 10pm BST.

Prizes: The winner will receive 50 posts; second place 25 posts; 3rd place 10 posts; and all other entrants 5 posts. The winner also gets to run the next round if he/she wants to.

Here's the first picture:

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I'm looking forward to reading your captions!

COD: I thought I'd resurrect this topic, as I've thought of a caption that might get the ball rolling. I've also ammended the closing date, as the original one had passed in April. I hope that's OK?
Edited by ConfitOfDuck, May 27 2010, 09:12 PM.
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ConfitOfDuck
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Anything but 'Miserables'

"People come to free trapped Prescott in attic".

(It's not the best, but who else has thought of a caption :P?)
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CJ
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Yep, it's OK that you resurrected this. I'm glad you did; it's a shame this died :( .

Also, lol @ the caption :P .
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ConfitOfDuck
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How many entries are we allowed to submit?
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CJ
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Sorry...forgot that part too.

Like in the other contest, you can submit up to three, but only your best one will be judged.
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Scott
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Stoned Ants try carrying a house into their nest
Edited by Scott, May 28 2010, 08:50 PM.
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childlimbs
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ooohhh i wants to tryyyy >.<

a house's attempt at doing a handstand gone terribly wrong
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Catface
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Spooky

"The house is nice...but something seems wrong."

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ConfitOfDuck
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"Talk about having your world turned upside-down".
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CJ
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Time's up! Here are the results:

1st) ConfitOfDuck (2nd caption)
2nd) Miss Comatose
3rd) Weegee
4th) Monsterman

Post prizes will be given out right away. Do you want to do the next one, COD?

Congrats, all!
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ConfitOfDuck
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OK - here's the photo:
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The closing date is 5 July at 10:38 BST, and I'll judge the best entry.
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CJ
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"Look, I just wanted to make sure the windscreen wipers still worked!"

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"When I asked for a car wash... this wasn't what I had in mind"
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ConfitOfDuck
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I'll post my own entry (obviously, it won't be judged - I'll do it for fun):

"Car WHOOSH!"

I'm sorry :( .
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CJ
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Well, I can't object to people having fun :P .
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ConfitOfDuck
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I should hope not - it is in a forum called "Fun and Games" :P .
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CJ
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:P

My second entry: "Jeremy Clarkson incurs the wrath of the Government Cloud."

For those of you who don't get the joke, the "Government Cloud" is an alternative punishment for criminals that I (or CG or COD - I can't remember who) thought of. Basically, the Government would control a cloud that would rain on offenders :P !
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ConfitOfDuck
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:P . It does almost look as if it's a jet of water streaming down from above, instead of below :P .

Nice captions, everyone - let's keep them coming!
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CJ
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My final entry:

"Kent Hovind won't be attending his seminar, as his ice shield sprang a leak on the way there."
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Spooky

"Michelle-You see what happens when she drives?"
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childlimbs
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"now who was the idiot who said we can't bring the water park home with us?"
>.<
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"The itsy bitsy spider failed to go up the water spout."

I don't know if that made sense, but here it is.
Edited by thecostumedanceparty, Jun 21 2010, 11:23 AM.
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childlimbs
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im gonna do another one just cuz...
"did anyone else feel that giant gush of water go through the car?"
that wasnt a very good one. Dx
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Hiyawoffa
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I got one

"When i asked you to wash the car, this is not what i meant."
Edited by Hiyawoffa, Jun 24 2010, 06:58 PM.
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ConfitOfDuck
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I'm lucky I've got such a wide array of captions to chose from!

Everyone's allowed three tries, so let's keep 'em coming!
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CJ
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You know...I think this has been the most successful contest in the history of CRF and ImF!
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Hiyawoffa
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"I don't think this prototype will catch on."
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KingsIndian
Jun 24 2010, 09:04 PM
You know...I think this has been the most successful contest in the history of CRF and ImF!
I take all the credit for finding the picture that lead to all of this :P !
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CJ
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So you should - it was much more successful than mine :P .
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"well at least it'll get rid of the smell of beer."
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