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TOP 10 Bad Male Actors
Topic Started: May 24 2011, 06:22 PM (127 Views)
kevinfelixlee
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After criticizing their looks, it was inevitable that we would get to a talent bashing. For this list I have gone for actors from fairly mainstream movies. Movie lists are often quite controversial on this site, but I get the feeling that this one won't be. If you do think I have left off one of your favorite bad actors, tell me in the comments.


10. Culkin

Forget the Christian name? Nope - they both suck equally! I am not actually sure what to say about the Culkin Tribe. They are just so bad that nothing really registers runescape money in my mind when I think about them (except an odd picture of Michael Jackson).


9. Jean-Claude Van Damme

We have to applaud his abilities with martial arts, but wow " couldn't they just pay a good actor to learn to fake it? Monsieur Van Damme can't act worth a - you guessed it - damn!


8. Hugh Grant

One word sums this actor up: insipid. I am simply baffled by his popularity. He is a weak, dull, uninteresting man. You can be sure that if he were out with a lady and got mugged, he would hide behind her.


7. Ben Affleck

Ben Affliction has been on our screens far too many times. Not only is he a bad actor, he manages to be so bad that potentially good films runescape gold wilt at his feet (Pearl Harbour for example). He is like the reverse of King Midas - everything he touches turns to- erm, well - poo.


6. Steven Seagal

"*grunt* *grmph*." I don't want to say too much in case he hits me. In fact, I think that must be the only way he gets roles because he is awful!


5. Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom is a man of extremes. He is extremely popular when it comes to looks, and extremely bad when it comes to acting. Having said that - I do feel a little sorry for him - it must have been hard on him to be upstaged by trees rs gold in the Lord of the Rings.


4. Paul Walker

This is a tricky one - when he comes on screen he seems like he might be okay - but then he opens his mouth. They must spend millions on his films editing out the drool! How on earth has he ended up in so many films? Good tan though.


3. Hayden Christensen

Darth Vader? Try Dull Vader. Hayden Christensen runescape items is the worst thing since mouldy bread. He has not once managed to play a convincing character. He is so bad that during some of his "acting" in the Star Wars movies, I was sick a little bit in my mouth.


2. Tom Cruise

While I am tempted to sum it up in one word (scientology) - I won't. Cruise started off on a good note (Top Gun) but he just got worse and worse. Perhaps he audited out all of his meagre talent.


1. Keanu Reeves

It was a tough decision picking the right photo for this one - on the one hand I had a photo of paint drying, and on the other hand I had a photo of Keanu. While the paint photo was a lot more interesting, I thought I ought to go with this one. Has he ever been decent runescape power leveling in a film? I just cannot think of a single instance of quality acting. Even the one film everyone loves (The Matrix) suited him only because the main character was a wet fish. Sorry Keanu - you suck.

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