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Let's Play SourceForts!; Sourceforts is Cool and fun
Topic Started: Aug 11 2011, 10:25 PM (1,117 Views)
Foxer141
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Hello BDU, my name is that fuckingstupidfox known as foxer. And i will introduce you to a mod called SourceForts, Currently its half dead since not many people play it, but after this brief introduction to the mod you will enjoy it!
It's very Fun!

So It Goes like this:

in Sourceforts its like tf2 only no hats no weapons shitty 2006 graphics the shotgun doesnt double fire both on mouse 1 and 2 single fire people lob grenades with the gravity gun 24/7 build doom forts to inflate they're e-peen by getting e-points and look badass. Make a Cool Fort under 10 minutes and hopefuly pray to god your fort will last the Zerg rushing and not get your flag capped 10 times in 5 seconds and your fort annihilated by grenades and rockets. You dont get the 357, people headshot you from 10 kilometers with a fucking pistol an AR2 an SMG and pin point aimbot accurate snipers. The team your on is either the loosing one or the winning one. Winning one is nkown to have the shittiest fort but somehow survive 20 grenades without breaking down, while they Zerg Rush you and lob grenades and cap your flag every 5 seconds 10 times. both teams zerg rush for the flag and aim not to get owned. And All maps are the same like 2fort only different "unique" design but still the same...


Why this brief introduction sure sounds fun! Doesn't The mod Sound So Awesome And Cool?

This first image shows our fort in the begining of the match.

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This one show's it 4 minutes in the match after the Zerg rushing on the rebel team started. common used classes engineer rocketeer and sniper for cruise control

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This image shows me and a companion ready to LOB grenade im getting started while he is ready toi lob it. i got 3 or 5 kills out of lobbing the nades. Notice The Classes Both combine and rebel teams use these classes 24/7
Other classes are cruise control

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This is the end of the match after OUR FUCKING FLAG GOT ZERG RUSHED 24/7 BY WEBLULS our flag was capped and rushed 10 seconds after each cap due to our fort being compeltely destroyed and fucked.

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WE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING SCRATCH THEY'RE GOD DAMN FORT THAT CAN BE JUMPED OVER WITH A ROCKET. BUT WE GET FUCKED EVERY TIME WE TRY!



Edited by Foxer141, Aug 11 2011, 10:54 PM.
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Chris
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I remeber playing one of the older versions of this ages ago, it was fun.

Then I killed myself with a piece of the fort...

That wasn't so fun.

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The Gobo
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Foxer141
Aug 11 2011, 10:25 PM
And All maps are the same like 2fort only different "unique" design but still the same...
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My brain just exploded.
Thank you.
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Foxer141
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The Gobo
Aug 11 2011, 11:16 PM
Foxer141
Aug 11 2011, 10:25 PM
And All maps are the same like 2fort only different "unique" design but still the same...
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My brain just exploded.
Thank you.
by unique design i mean it includes sexual innuedos especially one map.
Edited by Foxer141, Aug 11 2011, 11:21 PM.
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The Gobo
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Alright that's twice with the sexual innuendo's,
three more times and I'll have to say I know you.
>_>
*paranoia ticker flicking*
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Mythos
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The son of Colonel Cubbage?!
Advertisement ahoy!
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Chris
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Ah its harmless fun, besides I said he could. And I'm infallible.
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Flashlight
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????
I'll try it out, didn't know it was good.

Add me > Omegletroll

*Installs, finds only 4 servers, all are empty, quits.*

:(
Edited by Flashlight, Aug 12 2011, 10:58 AM.
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Foxer141
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Flashlight
Aug 12 2011, 10:32 AM
I'll try it out, didn't know it was good.

Add me > Omegletroll

*Installs, finds only 4 servers, all are empty, quits.*

:(
Servers get populated during night.
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Mythos
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"Night" is relative to the timezone, though. At what time, exactly?
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