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Lines you'd never read in the last Harry Potter Bo; Ideas for any more?
Topic Started: May 12 2008, 09:20 PM (189 Views)
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Lines you'd never read in the last Harry Potter Book
 


  • Don't worry Hermionie, I can get rid of it! Chlamydia Disappeario!
  • Harry always thought he was going to die at the hands of Voldemort, and was very shocked when he heard the news from the doctors that he was HIV Posotive.
  • No, there is no post today, the owls are on a one day strike over pay..


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Miss Peg: I took the liberty to make this into it's own post and maybe a bit of a game, it sounds like it'd be fun!
Edited by Miss Peg, May 12 2008, 09:27 PM.
 
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Trust you of all people to come up with them...
Edited by Blood 52, May 12 2008, 09:42 PM.
 
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Things you wouldn't read in a Harry Potter book
 


  • Mrs. Dursley was seething; Vernon had ran off with a witch. Not just any witch, one that looked like she'd be more suited to modelling for a porn magazine...

  • Harry's eyes boggled slightly. Surely it wasn't Dumbledore, his idol, back from the dead. In a tryst. With Professor Snape? And Professor McGonagall?

  • "No, Hermione, you're breast enlargement spell went just fine," Ron insisted.
 
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:lol: Some great additions there Tracie! :p
 
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"harry im pregnant and its yours" said Professor McGonagall.
 
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:lol: Eww!
 
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Ron: Harry, I think I'm in love with you.
 
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harry alway though he'd meet death at the hands of lord Voldemort, so imagine his surprise when the doctors told him he was hiv posative
 
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Voldemort: I'm sorry... I was just bored. I didn't mean to upset you, Harry.
 
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:lol:

Hagrid: You're not really a wizard Harry, it's all in your mind!
 
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