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Topic Started: Thursday Jan 19 2012, 04:29 PM (1,037 Views)
famicommander
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All of those games are outstanding. Name one that isn't and tell me why.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Jak
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Epic Mickey - because it's a fucking Disney game

Conduit 2 - subpar controls, atrocious writing, bad environments and graphics

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famicommander
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How does Conduit 2 have bad controls? They are completely customizable in every aspect. And bad graphics? How many other Wii games look half that good?
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Excite truck was one of the first Wii games I have ever played and for someone who prefers sim racers like Forza and can enjoy more arcadey racers like Burnout and even Mario Kart, Excite Truck was the most unwieldy, floaty "racer" I have ever played in my life. I put racer in quotes cause that shit shouldnt be considered a game let alone a racer.

Once the initial amusement at motion controlled racing wears off, you realize that there was nothing fun about the trucks or even the races themselves and if stuff like Burnout and Mario Kart are available options there are zero reasons to pick Excite trucks up.

Also, Warioware Smooth Moves gets old in like, 20 minutes.
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famicommander
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Brad would have a heart attack if he saw you talking like that about Excite Truck.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Jak
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famicommander
Sunday Jan 22 2012, 03:29 PM
How does Conduit 2 have bad controls? They are completely customizable in every aspect. And bad graphics? How many other Wii games look half that good?
If Taco Bell were to make their menu fully customizable, it would still be trash.
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famicommander
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That still doesn't mean anything. You can adjust the turning sensitivity, aiming sensitivity, dead zones, button mapping, reticule, HUD placement... literally anything that affects how the controls work can be competely customized. Or you can plug in Classic Controller.

If you have a problem with the way the game controls, you fucked up. The game will control how YOU tell it to control, and no differently.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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famicommander
Sunday Jan 22 2012, 03:50 PM
That still doesn't mean anything. You can adjust the turning sensitivity, aiming sensitivity, dead zones, button mapping, reticule, HUD placement... literally anything that affects how the controls work can be competely customized. Or you can plug in Classic Controller.

If you have a problem with the way the game controls, you fucked up. The game will control how YOU tell it to control, and no differently.

More games should have fully customizable controls like that. It's something the PC gaming world takes for granted (save for a few developers that I have to ask WTF they were thinking, assuming everyone uses WASD and binds common functions in the places they consider ideal), yet it's kind of jarring how a lot of these new games with X360 gamepad-tailored control schemes hardly let you customize layouts or anything.

Not all console games are like that, I should add. TimeSplitters 2 and Future Perfect come to mind, along with-you guessed it-The Conduit. (I'd expect no less from its sequel.)

Yet some games seemingly expect you to like the defaults, and fuck you if you think otherwise. Cue muscle memory problems when you *gasp!* occasionally play other games!

Jak
 
Spending two hundred bucks to be able to play two Zelda games and RE4 isn't exactly my idea of fun.

I've seen used Wii consoles as cheap as $75. Twilight Princess and RE4 Wii should be dirt cheap used by now. About the only thing you might have to pay full price for is Skyward Sword. Even then, if you've spent $200 or more, you haven't been shopping properly.
Edited by NamelessFragger, Sunday Jan 22 2012, 08:41 PM.
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Pokemans > some other thing that you ass ram
I don't ass ram anything so it's greater than nothing.

Jak
Thursday Aug 18 2011, 07:18 PM
I'm not posting in this thread. This seems ass ram a scam.
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I haven't played The Conduit 2 yet. (I have it!) But the first one was pretty nice, the story is more then a tad generic but so is EVERY OTHER SHOOTER. (With the exception of like two) So that's a moot point.

But Muramasa is totally worth it. The Wii may not have the hardware power of the other two but this is visually my favorite game of this generation. It's beautiful, and proof that "Best hardware" means absolutely nothing. This is all in addition to being an awesome 2D action game that actually fights back. (Something most games forget these days)

And you don't like Punch-Out? You damn kids don't know the brilliance of such a deceptively simple affair. The minute the Wiimote was shown off I said "That needs a Punch-Out revival" and I bought my Wii waiting for it. (And playing Zelda obviously) And it didn't disappoint.

Both No More Heroes games are amazing. They have what most every game seems to lack these days. Personality. And the best stage bosses of any modern game. You could make a whole game out of fighting Bad Girl and Margret Moonlight and I wouldn't complain. (And they both have some of the strangest and coolest battle songs ever)

I don't think JAAAAAAAAAAAYYYSOOOON mentioned House of the Dead: Overkill. Fantastic arcade style shooter. And the only one I've ever played that doesn't forget to make the cinemas, characters and style so much fun. Even when you aren't playing it, you are entertained by it's Grindhouse, B-movie camp.
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famicommander
Sunday Jan 22 2012, 01:40 PM
And what of Metroid Prime Trilogy, Donkey Kong Country Returns, NSMB Wii, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Mario Kart Wii, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Kirby's Return to Dreamland, Madworld, Muramasa, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus, Ivy the Kiwi, Epic Mickey, Deadly Creatures, Punch Out, Excite Truck, Excitebots, Castke of Shikigami IIII, Red Steel 2, Conduit 2, No More Heroes 1 and 2, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Sonic Colors, Sin and Punishment 2, Wario Land Shake It, Wario Ware: Smooth Moves, A Hoy and His Blob, Tatsunoko vs Capcom, Zack and Wiki, Cursed Mountain, Mushroom Men, de Blob 1 and 2, Klonoa, Super Paper Mario, Geonetty Wars Galaxies, or Battalion Wars 2?
Yo since I'm already piling on the Wii hate I might as well continue to roll with it.

Excitebots sucks for the same reasons Excite Truck does.

I'm sorry but I cannot stomach any Kirby game. Seriously, I tried to play Epic Yarn and some DS game and that shit made me want to hurl.

I was pretty hyped for Battalion Wars 2 before it came out (I was the leader of the Battalion Wars Union in Gamespot lol) and that shit was a MASSIVE disappointment compared to the Advance series.

Geo Wars is a damn chore to play on the Wiimote/Nunchuck. Twin analog sticks >>>>>>>>>>>. I dunno if it supports the Classic Controller or not but since I don't have it, I don't give a shit. Geo Wars 2 is the goddamn bomb.

Punch Out is lame. I don't care how great that shit was back in the day, but it's lame now. And it gets really boring, really quick. I prefer boxing games with some realism. Fight Night is a legit series. Round 3 was greatness.

Mushroom Men probably has the worst camera in any videogame ever. It would get stuck EVERYWHERE and I wanna know whose bright idea it was to rotate the camera using the Wiimote's terrible d-pad (seriously?). It was a nightmare. Despite that though, Mushroom Men could've been a decent platformer but it just falls apart whenever you have to fight. Not only do you have to deal with the shitty camera but now you have to deal with the immense boredom of nonstop wagglefests.

Klonoa looked so bad that I didn't even bother to Gamefly it or pirate it. I don't care how great the original was. There are infinitely more appealing platformers on the Wii.

To be honest I had no idea what Deadly Creatures and Cursed Mountain are so I had to look them up. LOL. They look fucking awful. Like, I dunno if they can even be considered games. That one game has you become a scorpion? That you control with the Wii remote? To engage in snakes and spiders and shit in pitched combat? WTF. I'm about to throw up something fierce.

and for the record, I have zero problems with the rest of the list. I dunno if they're all worth purchases, but they were definitely worth the rentals.
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Excite truck is the best wii title
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Coke is clearly high right now

Dat Denver bud
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Jak
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shit nigga, why
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the wii sucks
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Monday Jan 23 2012, 08:36 AM
the wii sucks
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Jak
Monday Jan 23 2012, 06:50 AM
shit nigga, why
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Realism is overrated. I prefer my goofball boxers to boring real guys. And on later stages I wager that Punch-Out takes more skill. (Especially the old one) That Tyson is way better then any realistic Tyson you can conjure up.
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God dammit

then
than

learn the difference
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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famicommander
Monday Jan 23 2012, 05:34 PM
God dammit

then
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learn the difference
Meh.
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