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Late to the party: the shitty new 360 dashboard
Topic Started: Monday Jan 9 2012, 06:33 PM (102 Views)
famicommander
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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Alright, so since I rarely turn on my 360 I am a bit late on this one. I don't actually know when the new dashboard update went live. But when I felt like playing some Dead or Alive 4 with my brother the other day I was prompted to download it. Fine.

But god, what the fuck?
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It looks like Windows Phone 7 or their terrible new Windows 8 interface.

Why in the fuck is the "games" tab like six tabs over from where you are on boot up? I don't give two shits about watching TV or looking at fucking twitter on my god damn game system. I shouldn't have to scroll through ten pages of fucking ad-filled nonsense just to start my fucking game.

This shit gets worse every single year, without exception.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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NamelessFragger
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Worse than NXE? That's a surprise...or is it?

Still, I can't be the only one who would miss the old "blades" interface...if I even had an X360, anyway.
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famicommander
 
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I don't ass ram anything so it's greater than nothing.

Jak
Thursday Aug 18 2011, 07:18 PM
I'm not posting in this thread. This seems ass ram a scam.
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whoozwah
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Is it live, or is it Dave-orex?
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blades was slick and effective. NXE still worked okay. Kinect box is pretty bad.
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famicommander
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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I still think the Wii is the only console that did interface right.

A bunch of icons on one page, no stupid folders or scrolling. You click on what the fuck you want and then you do it. Done.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Brokemon
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Thank god all the Skyrim patches are buggy as fuck, or else I'd have downloaded the new dashboard by now. It only reinforces Microsoft's apparent desire to fuck the core gamer and transform the Xbox brand into a family-friendly multimedia machine... and yet there are still legions of fans who jump at the chance to defend their own anal rape. Some people are just so fucking stupid.
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