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Topic Started: Thursday Jun 2 2011, 04:46 PM (379 Views)
famicommander
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So, there's this new mash up Cartoon Network fighter for 3DS. It is supposed to have shoddy controls, floaty physics, and wonky hit detection.

BUT

It features CAPTAIN PLANET as an unlockable character, and is therefore the best game ever made.
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Jak
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I have this horrible suspicion that you unironically like Captain Planet.
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famicommander
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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Wat
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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whoozwah
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Is it live, or is it Dave-orex?
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he called you a tool.
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famicommander
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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No, I get that.

I was wondering what could possibly have given the impression that I give a fuck about the environment, which I reckon would be a prerequisite for "unironically liking Captain Planet" as he put it.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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moldonhold
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FUCK THE JETS
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Isn't it supposed to be Smash Bros with Cartoon Network characters? if so, it's gonna be colossal shit on a cartridge
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whoozwah
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true. If you're using a shitty game as your base and you're using shitty characters as your decoration you're not going to get filet mignon.
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famicommander
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Hey man

Samurai Jack kicks ass
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Deadlypixels
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Fuck with me. Do it.
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Mortal Kombat 9 is better
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moldonhold
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FUCK THE JETS
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Deadly droppin truths right now

u irate Jason?
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Jandurin
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i can't believe there are nine mortal kombats

fucking hell
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Jak
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+Shaolin Monks, Special Forces, Mythologies, and the rereleases of every game in the series.
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Jandurin
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piss

poor
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Necrotrophic
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change molds name back in 2011
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i liked mythologies, it had good cutscenes for the time and it had a decent atmosphere. that and i was really into mk at the time.

main series of mk:
Mk1
Mk2
Mk3
UMK3
MKT
MK4
MK4:Gold
MK5:DA
MK5:TE or unchained or what the fuck ever
MK6:Deception
MK7A
MK8 dc
and now mk9

13 entries in the main line of games, then you got the mythologies, special forces, shaolin monks which puts it to 16. I dont think im missing any games but who knows
Edited by Necrotrophic, Friday Jun 3 2011, 10:17 AM.
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Deception's bonus disk is a rerelease of the original MK. If you want to get technical, Shaolin Monks includes a rerelease of MK2. Also, you're missing a few handheld updates of MK3 and Deception.
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Who fucking cares?

Those 3D MK games are some of the worst abominations in the history of the genre.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Necrotrophic
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change molds name back in 2011
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i thought deadly alliance was playable, deception is easily one of the worst games ive ever bought, and i didnt go near armageddon
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NFunspoiler
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Who the fuck keeps buying them??
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Necrotrophic
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ehem...

"these" people:
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/
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NFunspoiler
Friday Jun 3 2011, 09:52 PM
Who the fuck keeps buying them??
From my experience working at a video game store, only Juggalos bought any 3D Mortal Kombat game.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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