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magicjack the soccer team?
Topic Started: Monday Apr 11 2011, 01:00 PM (1,643 Views)
famicommander
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Okay. as I'm sure none of you know or care, the biggest women's soccer league right now is the USA's Women's Professional Soccer. Founded in 2009, it is home to six teams and an even less exciting version of an already boring game.

Why is this relevant? Because I just found out the names of their teams.

Most of them are pretty standard. Boston Breakers, Atlanta Beat, Western New York Flash, Philedelphia Independence, Sky Blue FC.... and magicjack.

A professional soccer team called magicjack.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MagicJack_(WPS)
http://www.womensprosoccer.com/

I find it extremely hilarious that a league would even allow something like this. It's even worse than Major League Soccer, which has a team in New York called the Red Bulls (named after the energy drink).

Can you imagine being a fan of a team called magicjack? Show up to the game repping your magicjack jersey?

I hope they win the championship.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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change molds name back in 2011
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brool story co
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moldonhold
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Hey fuck you Fami, the New York Red Bulls are awesome
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famicommander
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Your team is named after a disgusting energy drink.

That's an embarrassment.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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moldonhold
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Ok you lover of cocks. How about you get on dat irc.
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because mold is just dying to talk to a lover of cocks, especially the ones who like sonic and are guys.

MOLD IS GAY.
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moldonhold
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So says the supreme faggot
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so says he who sucks at comebacks :)
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moldonhold
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lol now do you realize what my last post meant?

YOU DOUCHE.
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The NY Red Bulls have acquired Thierry Henry from Barcelona, and he is arguably one of the best strikers in the world. He is the top scorer of the French national team and led France to two final appearances in the WC (with one win) and two Euro Cups.

Hopefully, bringing stars over to MLS is a sign of good things to come for American soccer.
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Some kinda somethin
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Soccer Sucks
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Coke Von Cola
Tuesday Apr 19 2011, 12:31 AM
Soccer Sucks
Clearly.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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I've been trying to think of some witty response to this, but I can't think of one. That just fucking sucks, period.
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You people are thoroughly terrible.

Or as SG put it, CAPITALIST PIGS
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This is what you faggots are.
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famicommander
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Go play some soccer, you pansy terrorist.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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moldonhold
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FUCK THE JETS
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For the Lulz
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LOL uncultured swine. SG is on a roll
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the rest of you are uncultured swine.
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