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Hockey vs soccer
Topic Started: Thursday Mar 17 2011, 11:23 PM (4,409 Views)
Necrotrophic
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they both suck though

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FOXHOUND
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Missed this thread, lol.

I tried to watch last year's Cup... but spent most of the time working so I couldn't really follow anything.
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Brokemon
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Well, I enjoy watching sports that require heart and skill.. so hockey.
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FUCK THE JETS
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>implying soccer doesn't require skill
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famicommander
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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King Snickers
Saturday Jun 4 2011, 11:58 PM
>implying soccer doesn't require skill
If by "skill" you mean "a dick in your ass", then sure, soccer requires the most skill of any sport.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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FOXHOUND
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Yeah, all soccer requires is incredible physical endurance to last 90 minutes running around on a field.
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famicommander
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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Foxhound_Fox
Sunday Jun 5 2011, 11:47 AM
Yeah, all soccer requires is incredible physical endurance to last 90 minutes running around on a field.
With a dick in your ass.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Brokemon
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I can guaran-fucking-tee that if you put any professional soccer player in hockey gear and tossed him out on the ice, he wouldn't last ten seconds, let alone a whole game. On the other hand, I'm sure most (if not all) NHL athletes would do just fine running back and forth on a field for an hour and a half, trying to kick a ball. Anyone who thinks soccer requires more skill than hockey is seriously fucked in the head. (and this is coming from a guy who played soccer most his life)
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-SG-
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The defense presents exhibit A, Keeley Hazell:

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Let's see you homo habilis hockey fans trump that.
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Brokemon
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Well, hockey players attract the likes of Elisha Cuthbert and Carrie Underwood, so I'm afraid that argument doesn't hold much weight. It must be said, however, that Keeley Hazell is damn fucking sexy.
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The defense presents exhibit A1, Gemma Atkinson

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You were saying?

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famicommander
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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I was saying that soccer is gay, and the fact that some hot girl likes it doesn't change that.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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Brokemon
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Not to mention that many NHL teams have "ice girls." Even if you're basing your sports solely on t&a, hockey still wins.
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Soccer is better than baseball at least.

Baseball is the second most boring sport after golf. That's right. Baseball sucks dick.

I put hockey/soccer on about the same level, but only because I am biased to soccer. If it weren't for that then hockey would be clearly better than soccer.

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-SG-
Sunday Jun 5 2011, 05:07 PM
Soccer is better than baseball at least.

Baseball is the second most boring sport after golf. That's right. Baseball sucks dick.

I put hockey/soccer on about the same level, but only because I am biased to soccer. If it weren't for that then hockey would be clearly better than soccer.

Can't argue that.
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Brokemon
Sunday Jun 5 2011, 05:05 PM
Not to mention that many NHL teams have "ice girls." Even if you're basing your sports solely on t&a, hockey still wins.
I'd still have to disagree. Based on it's worldwide popularity, I think soccer still pulls more hawt wimminz than hockey.

Now don't get me wrong, I like hockey and you are very much right about the ice girls and all.

It's just that on this board there needs to be at least one pro soccer voice.
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Oh absolutely. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world, that much is fact.
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Soccer is popular worldwide because 99% of foreigners are retarded. I read that on Wikerpedias.

Also, baseball is the greatest sport in the world, you terrorist fuckbags.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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America, fuck yeah.

lol
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And I stand by my statements that all ballparks should be converted to coliseums where death row inmates fight to the death in glorious gladiatorial combat.
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