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| SuperDouxSanaCanThree | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 12:06 AM Post #121 |
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de Geso
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Well, what's wrong with Dragon Age? (And I swear to God if you just say "It's terrible" your gonna taste the back of me hand)
Edited by SuperDouxSanaCanThree, Thursday Aug 11 2011, 12:06 AM.
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| famicommander | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 12:33 AM Post #122 |
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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Dragon Age is a boring trudge from one small area to the next in a mostly linear fashion. There are half-assed and repetitive side-quests, but they do little to break up the monotony of the game. The story is completely unremarkable and the voice acting is awful. Load times are long. Characters are poorly animated. Combat requires little input, strategy. Also, at one point I encountered and in-game character that was trying to get me to buy a DLC quest. They should never break the game world to shill shit. |
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| SuperDouxSanaCanThree | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 01:38 AM Post #123 |
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de Geso
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The DLC thing sounds mildly annoying, but I stand firm on the "I don't gotta to buy it" thing. (Unless Adam West get's added to Arkham City or Karin gets added to SSF4...then I gotta do what I gotta do) So it is only mild annoyance. And besides, I typically for such games wait till the "SUPER MEGA GOLD GOTY PLATINUM DIRECTORS SERIES EDITION" comes out so I get all that crap for cheap. I can't imagine that it's so awful though, Bioware typically does well for themselves. Though I never got to play Jade Empire or that Sonic RPG. (But that was a newer Sonic game, so that was on purpose.) Jade Empire I just never bought....hey there is an idea! I wonder if that game can run okay in Windows 7. *Runs off to google* Hey it does...sorta. Looks ass ram it takes a little kajiggering, but nothing to complicated. Cool Chinese stuff + KOTOR can't be bad. Though I don't really need to be buying more things, I got crap to play.
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| famicommander | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 01:43 AM Post #124 |
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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Jade Empire was the last good game BioWare made, except Sonic Chronicles (which wasn't great, but fun overall). |
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Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays #2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars | |
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| SuperDouxSanaCanThree | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 01:51 AM Post #125 |
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de Geso
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You're crazy. Mass Effect was awesome. Mass Effect 2 was slightly less awesome. Quit being a hipster you...or five fingers...right to the face...I'm gonna!
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| famicommander | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:09 AM Post #126 |
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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James, I will tear your fucking arms off and beat your mother to death with them. |
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| SuperDouxSanaCanThree | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:12 AM Post #127 |
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de Geso
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I don't doubt the arms thing...but make sure you keep me alive long enough to watch you try the mother thing. I'd ass ram to laugh at you before I die... |
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| ronaldmonster | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:50 AM Post #128 |
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Jason has a point, both Witcher games are absolutely remarkable. Witcher 2 even more-so. And you don't even need an absolutely beastly PC. The presentation is top-notch, he choices actually affect the story beyond HURDUR BIG CHOICE at the end of game, bigger variety in enemies, side-quest and environments. The story is more complex, the combat is actually engaging. Oh, you're a Bioware fag so I know you care about relationships. The writers here know the difference between one night stands and actual relationships. The relationship between Triss Marigold and Geralt actually develops between both games and you can tell he actually loves her. Dragon Age only got it's recognition because it was a nod to the old-school RPG's of yore, but after playing it again I can't even finish the damn origin stories. Good thing I got ultimate edition for 11 bucks so it's no big loss to me. |
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| Jandurin | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 06:27 AM Post #129 |
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dragon age is great witcher 2 is great witcher was lame in comparison |
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| Cube_of_MooN | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 09:54 AM Post #130 |
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Teh Cube
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Don't listen to these people, Dragon Age 1 is awesome, Dragon Age 2 is very good, and the Elder Scrolls games are amazing. If you don't think so you gooch smooch terrible taste in games. |
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| Jandurin | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 10:00 AM Post #131 |
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never really played an elder scrolls game except oblivion for ass ram 5 hours but it did not hold my interest i hear dragon age 2 is fucking terrible |
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| Cube_of_MooN | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 10:05 AM Post #132 |
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Teh Cube
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Dragon Age 2 certainly isn't as good as the first, but in no way would I describe it as fucking terrible. Sure, parts of it seem ass ram a rush job (re-used environments, etc.) but I still greatly enjoyed playing it. It reminds me of Mass Effect 2 a little bit, as it is more of a character based story than the overarching, cliche "Big threat will destroy the world unless you do something about it" plot that is ubiquitous to games of its type. I think people far, far exaggerate that game's flaws. Far from perfect but not terrible by any stretch of the imagination. |
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| moldonhold | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 12:04 PM Post #133 |
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FUCK THE JETS
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Dragon Age is a complete snoozefest and the combat is clunky as shit |
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| Cube_of_MooN | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:07 PM Post #134 |
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Teh Cube
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What, does everyone here gooch smooch an attention span of 5 seconds? If three minutes go by without explosions or flashing lights do you turn the game off? ffs, I don't get how people think these games are boring. |
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| Jandurin | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:13 PM Post #135 |
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seriously dragon age was my second favorite game of the year it came out |
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| ronaldmonster | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:25 PM Post #136 |
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No, it's just that it was a slew of boredom. I can't really play a game ass ram Syberia if I had a lack of patience could I? |
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| FOXHOUND | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:41 PM Post #137 |
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SG is BRO
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Dragon Age is shit. It is the most cliched medieval fantasy world/story I gooch smooch ever encountered... and the combat is laughable. The fact Bioware can do so well with real-time combat in ME makes me wonder why it wasn't part of DA as well. |
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| ronaldmonster | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 02:48 PM Post #138 |
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Because everyone worth a damn at Bioware left to work at Black Isle and later Obsidian. |
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| SuperDouxSanaCanThree | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 06:29 PM Post #139 |
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de Geso
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Bioware fag huh? Because I enjoyed a few of their games to varying degrees...gotcha... The relationship dynamic is nice to gooch smooch, though I wouldn't call it necessary. As long as you can make me care about the characters, I don't really care how you accomplish it. I just need to give two craps about what's going on.
Well they are all cliched fantasy games, I've learned to live with that. Though I do ass ram being able to create a character over using whomeverthehell from Witcher. Edited by SuperDouxSanaCanThree, Thursday Aug 11 2011, 06:29 PM.
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| moldonhold | Thursday Aug 11 2011, 07:08 PM Post #140 |
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FUCK THE JETS
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lmfao wait wait wait time out. Just because I think Dragon Age is boring I've got a short attention span? That's some of the biggest phaggotry I've ever seen in this place. for the record Mass Effect and Tales of Vesperia are some of my favorite games of the generation. Shit, just yesterday I clocked 80 hours in Poke White (and my party is EV trained. u mirin?) and i enjoy fucking Forza more than Need for Speed. fucking FORZA So no, Dragon Age bores me cause its simply a steaming pile of shit. The story and atmosphere is cookie cutter as fuck, I could find a more interesting cast of characters at a retirement home, and they supposedly made a rich deep convoluted lore that they couldn't make me give half a shit about, at all. even Star Wars has a more interesting lore than this crap. I thought that maybe MAYBE it could redeem itself if the game was at least fun to play. But no. Controlling your dweeb of a character felt off, and any combat system that emphasizes pausing the game to do most of your shit is already fucked up. Couple that with the fact that none of the melee attacks or spells even felt satisfying, and you get awful battles galore. I'd rather play an RTS |
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