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How can you not like Microsoft after doing this?
Topic Started: Monday Oct 18 2010, 09:56 PM (479 Views)
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I went to a tailgate party before a VTech football game and Microsoft was hosting it. They gave out free beer, free hot dogs, free hamburgers, free candy to anyone who came. The whole point was to get people interested in the new Windows 7 phone they are going to be releasing soon (and to scope out some future potential employees). However, they didn't give a crap that I didn't know dick about the Windows 7 phone nor was interested at all working for Microsoft.

At the end, they were like "just take whatever is left". I left with a ton of candy (good candy, like Reese's Cups, Hershey bars, etc), soda, and even the beer. They didn't care that I was only 20. Haha.

So now I'm probably going to gain 10lbs in a week from munching on the candy they gave me, I assume to condition the people who came to life as a CS worker.
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NFunspoiler
Monday Oct 18 2010, 09:56 PM
and even the beer. They didn't care that I was only 20.
Wow, Microsoft IS a good company.
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easily:

beer sucks
candy sucks
hot dogs are disgusting and hamburgers usually are too
the windows 7 phone looks like a disaster in the making

though i wouldnt mind working for ms
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H8sMikeMoore
Monday Oct 18 2010, 10:27 PM


beer sucks
candy sucks
hot dogs are disgusting and hamburgers usually are too
You suck at the world.
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H8sMikeMoore
Monday Oct 18 2010, 10:27 PM

beer sucks
candy sucks
hot dogs are disgusting and hamburgers usually are too
Man license revoked. Your opinion is no longer valid. Good day.
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H8sMikeMoore
Monday Oct 18 2010, 10:27 PM
easily:

beer sucks
candy sucks
hot dogs are disgusting and hamburgers usually are too
fuck off buddy

that sounds like heaven
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Dudes trollin. Gotta be.
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I doubt it. This is coming from the guy who gets dehydrated when he eats subway(I think it was subway anyway). Also the one who can't eat cheese on a fucking pizza.
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rofl
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It was futile attempt at faith on my part. I apologize.

And I believe that it was Papa Johns he had issues with, though I tend to agree that Papa Johns tastes a bit salty.
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no. he said he didn't have cheese on his pizza

ever
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dehydrated when i eat subway?

I may have said that about papa johns pizza, while it does taste good, it does make me dehydrated for some reason.

cheese on pizza is almost always disgusting unless the place uses it sparingly or doesnt overload on grease. Some places in NYC are worth keeping the cheese on (pizza connection being one). Red pizza ftw.

i stand by what i said. I am factually correct. F U. :)
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H8sMikeMoore
Tuesday Oct 19 2010, 12:33 PM
dehydrated when i eat subway?

I may have said that about papa johns pizza, while it does taste good, it does make me dehydrated for some reason.

cheese on pizza is almost always disgusting unless the place uses it sparingly or doesnt overload on grease. Some places in NYC are worth keeping the cheese on (pizza connection being one). Red pizza ftw.

i stand by what i said. I am factually correct. F U. :)
Whatever. You get dehydrated eating food. And you can no longer be factually correct sorry.
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Windows 7 phone?!?!? I can see new options for my business now.... "We fix BSOD on your Cell too!"
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many foods and drinks (caffeine being the biggest culprit in both...) lead to dehydration :|
common known fact
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Too much setting in front of a computer defending yourself can lead to a lack of social life........
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H8sMikeMoore
Tuesday Oct 19 2010, 04:21 PM
many foods and drinks (caffeine being the biggest culprit in both...) lead to dehydration :|
common known fact
Only pussies let it bother them.
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Yeah, Joe has pretty much confirmed that he's an even bigger pussy than Jak.
Denver Broncos: defending champs, 8-6, next game 12/25 @ Kansas City Chiefs
Colorado Rockies: 75-87, missed playoffs
Colorado Avalanche: 11-18-1, next game 12/20 @ Minnesota Wild
Denver Nuggets: 12-16, next game 12/20 @ Los Angeles Clippers
Colorado Mammoth: first game 12/30 @ Buffalo Bandits
Denver Outlaws: defending champs, first game 4/22 @ Charlotte Hounds
Colorado State Rams football: 7-5, next game Idaho Bowl 12/22 vs Idaho Vandals
Colorado State Rams basketball: 8-4, next game 12/22 vs Long Beach State 49ers
Winnipeg Blue Bombers: 11-7, lost West Division Semifinal
Denver Pioneers Lacrosse: first game 1/24 vs Johns Hopkins Blue Jays
#2 Denver Pioneers Hockey: 12-3-3, next game 12/30 @ Providence College Friars
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