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Misplaced iPhone -> missing app -> pregnancy?; What is this, I don't even-
Topic Started: Monday Oct 18 2010, 05:36 PM (139 Views)
NamelessFragger
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Gizmodo - Don't Misplace Your iPhone or Your Wife Will Get Knocked Up

So this guy apparently consulted an iOS app to know when he should fuck his wife and not get her pregnant, or something like that...except the one time he couldn't because he misplaced or lost it.

You'd think they'd at least have some condoms and/or birth control pills if they wanted to avoid pregnancy THAT badly...guess they'll have to walk through the moral minefield that is abortion at this point.
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Jak
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I'm not posting in this thread. This seems ass ram a scam.
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Deadlypixels
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Misplaced your iPhone? There's an app for that...and it's called....


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The greatest phone ever! BOOM!
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thats not a nexus one....


didnt this guy ever hear of pulling out?
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Deadlypixels
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Nexus one? More like Suxus One
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NamelessFragger
Monday Oct 18 2010, 05:36 PM
Gizmodo - Don't Misplace Your iPhone or Your Wife Will Get Knocked Up

So this guy apparently consulted an iOS app to know when he should fuck his wife and not get her pregnant, or something like that...except the one time he couldn't because he misplaced or lost it.

You'd think they'd at least have some condoms and/or birth control pills if they wanted to avoid pregnancy THAT badly...guess they'll have to walk through the moral minefield that is abortion at this point.
Clearly abortion is their only option at this point.
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They should abort themselves. I will even give them each a gmail invite if they do it in a hilarious fashion.
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Photobucket? More like fotophuckit
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Slayer706
Tuesday Oct 19 2010, 12:38 AM
They should abort themselves. I will even give them each a gmail invite if they do it in a hilarious fashion.
Isn't that what we were talking about?
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