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| Topic Started: Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:02 (232 Views) | |
| Jaks_Secret | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:02 Post #1 |
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(06:37:55 PM) shibbs620: because my flow is meticulous and my words elegant (06:38:10 PM) tecnofreak101: you always remember your rhymes, memory like an elephant (06:38:14 PM) tecnofreak101: (continue) (06:38:18 PM) tecnofreak101: (freestyling) (06:38:59 PM) shibbs620: voice smooth like satin, sweet like chocolate (06:39:04 PM) shibbs620: (yeah, rhyme chocolate, bitch) (06:39:33 PM) tecnofreak101: dammit. (06:39:35 PM) tecnofreak101: shit. (06:40:00 PM) shibbs620: the correct answer is rhyme so captivatin' you just can't stop it (06:40:25 PM) tecnofreak101: please shut up, your rhymes suck, no more weak shit (06:41:12 PM) shibbs620: says my only hater, who's jealous 'cause he can't spit (06:42:16 PM) tecnofreak101: please dont hate, and please dont kill, i am an endangered species, my rhymes like the future, you a caveman eating feces (06:44:51 PM) shibbs620: my rhymes like acid yours so flaccid focus on my rhymes 'cause they so placid way my skills rock it's a wonder i'm no celebrity wake up, this is real shit, you ain't on no methamphetamines (06:47:19 PM) tecnofreak101: you think you like weezy spitting while you high off your mind you try to replicate this shit, im one of a kind i am the king and the master of this rap game follow my footsteps to the hall of fame road to success, best believe i paved it turn off the techno, i dont like that rave shit. (06:50:05 PM) shibbs620: i digress, you seem to have a cloudy head in denying that i'm the best, but if i weren't then how'd i bed your woman, your lady snaggin' her without effort, lazy but me and her, we're dancing dirtier than swayze (06:51:49 PM) tecnofreak101: hey man, thats not cool dont slander the dead you're the guy who said hes fucked up in the head dont call yourself a pimp, you'll never get laid meanwhile, im knee deep in pussy, been getting paid. (06:53:52 PM) shibbs620: your accusation is taint your pussy – rank and on payday when you drive yourself over to the bank i think you'll find yourself a little confused, because the check is made of rubber much like the material you'll never use (06:56:11 PM) tecnofreak101: alright dude ill give you that one, harsh tho it be but thats your only free shot never again will i secede my flow is sick like doctor house, i need a cane my vicodin makes my verse shweet, puts you in pain (06:59:11 PM) shibbs620: but the pain is from laughter my sides splitting all because of all the wack licks you're spitting are making my seems unravel, better find yourself a good lawyer 'cause the gavel's gonna be brought down to your employer for thinking he could turn you into a star your rap is by far the most maligned concoction i've ever witnessed you're not even a disease, just a sickness (07:01:13 PM) tecnofreak101: im the cancer of rap, silent but deadly my rhymes like a skateboard, grinding bitch, shredly ill take you to school and pay for your books eventually you'll be humbled by the grandeur of my hooks (07:07:39 PM) shibbs620: well then you're subjecting semicolons by only giving semi-cancer to certain people, and i'm afraid that, sir that the infection is only spreading to the casual listeners who can't answer to the call of the line from which i assemble my illest rhymes which are making you tremble now that you're realized i'm in your nightmares i might scare that tiny conglomerate you dare to call a brain but it must be subjected to a lot of pain and shrinking thereby wiring your rhymes so that they shrivel on your lips and in my ears they just die (07:09:27 PM) tecnofreak101: ill come back from the grave like the undead like a zombie, im hiding under your bed ill come out with a chainsaw you'll scream like a brit, "please not mah brain sah!" the world will go black, and there'll be nowhere to go you don't believe in an afterlife, you ho. (07:13:12 PM) shibbs620: i find the only thing more atrocious than your portrayal of the british is your idea that you're better than me, which, frankly, is fictitious it's obvious that i'm the master of all things hip-hop so, really, for you own good, just stop (07:14:53 PM) tecnofreak101: i wont stop, like im driving past the red light my rhymes fuck witcha brain, keep you up all night banging your head against the walls one of these days you'll surely fall off the top spot to the bottom of the charts ill pull the card outta my sleeve, ace of hearts my secret weapon will knock you down hilson, like jay-z i run this town (07:18:21 PM) shibbs620: jay-z? really? you need to get a clue you aren't supposed to reference a rapper that's better than you you're an amateur; while my rap is solid, yours is gummy you're so un-fly you read swagger for dummies now, killing dreams is something reserved for a media snob but honestly, man, you better not quit your day job (07:19:33 PM) tecnofreak101: i dont need a day job, my raps pay my bills you got no insurance, no money for pills gonna die old no one to supportcha feel so bad, you wish mommy and daddy would abortcha (07:22:34 PM) shibbs620: if i recall correctly, you're the one that needs vicodin so saying i need pills is just trying to cover up and when you can't remember what's been said beforehand, it's pathetic but in the case of your rhymes, i wouldn't regret it if you forgot all your verses, and the world for that matter 'cause really you're more sick in the head than the mad hatter (07:21:22 PM) tecnofreak101: see you have to think before you spit the rhyme that sick, why am i messing with you, no time like tick tick, you think too much and come off all uptight come you padawan, ill teach you, set you right (07:24:08 PM) tecnofreak101: i have memory problem , i needs ginkgo biloba im a take you out, bounty hunter, like fett the boba thats right, i pulled a star wars joke on your ass i will bury you bitch, right under the grass (07:24:33 PM) shibbs620: i think, the wheel in my brain is always turning creating rhymes that make me spit fire, leave your ego burning down to the foundations, which really is fair because to me, you've just got nothing to compare (07:26:35 PM) tecnofreak101: a standard of comparison is what you are not you make ug people feel like they so hot i will break you down, like a wrecking ball already got the order from town hall, (07:26:39 PM) shibbs620: star wars? who the fuck are you - styles p? oh, wait, i forgot, he has dignity whereas you've got absolutely no sense of respect but really i don't think you'd have to check because that shit is what you earn, son you've gotta learn that if you set your conscience free then maybe you'll end up with some green 07:28:55 PM) shibbs620: but in order to get that demolition crew you'd have to make a purchase and remember how you don't have any money to work with? it's sad to see someone as delusional as you thinking they'll get anywhere farther than the school bus will take them, my rhymes quiver and shake the masses while you're in here with rhymes for people slower than molasses I am shibbs, he is not. 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| Jaks_Secret | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:06 Post #2 |
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Too cool for means of identification
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And yes, I used Jesus's semi-cancer thing because I thought it was hilarious. |
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| Slayer706 | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:08 Post #3 |
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Filing for Moral Bankruptcy
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wtf is this shit |
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| bigcheese | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:08 Post #4 |
got ta get the fuck out
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you won |
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| famicommander | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:12 Post #5 |
Jukebox Hero
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tl;dr |
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Kyle Orton (7-4) in 2009: 214/344 (62.2%), 2447 yards, 12 TD, 6 INT, 1 fumbles (0 lost), 0 rushing TD, 87.9 QB rating Jay Cutler (4-7) in 2009: 253/404 (62.6%), 2671 yards, 16 TD, 20 INT, 7 fumbles (1 lost), 1 rushing TD, 74.4 QB rating | |
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| Foxhound_Fox | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:23 Post #6 |
Devil Forgemaster
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| Heavy_Metal_Jesus | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 22:24 Post #7 |
I've got a halo 'round my head
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| Cube_of_MooN | Tuesday, 3. November 2009, 23:28 Post #8 |
Teh Cube
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| whoozwah | Wednesday, 4. November 2009, 00:38 Post #9 |
Geek of the Week
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| moldonhold | Wednesday, 4. November 2009, 00:44 Post #10 |
Burger Inspector
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| Jandurin | Wednesday, 4. November 2009, 06:54 Post #11 |
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| Photobucket? More like fotophuckit | |
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| Jaks_Secret | Wednesday, 4. November 2009, 06:54 Post #12 |
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Too cool for means of identification
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It's for the best. |
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| NFunspoiler | Wednesday, 4. November 2009, 08:10 Post #13 |
The Crucible
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Too lazy; eat cheese. |
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Also known as helium_flash "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." --Thomas Jefferson "A Government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have." --Thomas Jefferson "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." --Winston Churchill | |
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| Zar Mulix | Wednesday, 4. November 2009, 09:49 Post #14 |
New Guy
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----------------------------------------------------- XBL GT: Zar Mulix I'm not the best, but I'm above average and that's pretty damned good ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MP Games: Forza 2, COD4, Halo 3, GOW2, GTA4, Halo Wars, NFS: Shift, Madden 09, Team Fortress 2, UnderTow, Magic: The Gathering ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | |
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| Lavadisk | Thursday, 5. November 2009, 19:13 Post #15 |
So legally high.
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| Zar Mulix | Thursday, 5. November 2009, 20:19 Post #16 |
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----------------------------------------------------- XBL GT: Zar Mulix I'm not the best, but I'm above average and that's pretty damned good ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MP Games: Forza 2, COD4, Halo 3, GOW2, GTA4, Halo Wars, NFS: Shift, Madden 09, Team Fortress 2, UnderTow, Magic: The Gathering ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | |
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| bigcheese | Thursday, 5. November 2009, 20:41 Post #17 |
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got ta get the fuck out
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what is with those letters sticking out of the box? crazy |
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| NFunspoiler | Thursday, 5. November 2009, 21:27 Post #18 |
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The Crucible
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Maybe lava died and fell on his computer and those were the keys he landed on? |
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Also known as helium_flash "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." --Thomas Jefferson "A Government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have." --Thomas Jefferson "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." --Winston Churchill | |
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| bigcheese | Thursday, 5. November 2009, 21:29 Post #19 |
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got ta get the fuck out
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maybe. but do you not see what I'm talking about? |
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| NFunspoiler | Thursday, 5. November 2009, 21:32 Post #20 |
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nope. pics or it didn't happen |
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Also known as helium_flash "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." --Thomas Jefferson "A Government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have." --Thomas Jefferson "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." --Winston Churchill | |
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