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What is wrong with Wii gamers?
Topic Started: Thursday, 22. October 2009, 20:34 (301 Views)
NFunspoiler
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http://www.gamespot.com/news/6237478.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;8

Honestly? A great on-rails shooter sells only 9300 copies? Christ.
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Yea that is a shame, but come on, the game barely got any advertising and the boxart sucks.

Anyways I do take some of the blame since I didn't buy it, but Dead Space has never interested me.
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it's a really good rail shooter but that's all it is, a rail shooter. If people wanted to play it, they'd rent it...

also, they bastardized the core gameplay mechanic of the original.

I don't mind rail shooters. I bought House of the Dead Overkill, I'm going to buy Sin and Punishment 2. But those games were always on rails. I won't buy a game that makes me feel like a second rate gamer just because it's on Wii.
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It's suppose to be the definitive on-rails game, and suppose to scare the crap out of you too.

And the boxart is fucking awesome
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"A Government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have." --Thomas Jefferson
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The Wii is already full of outstanding light gun shooters. The House of the Dead 2 and 3 Return, Ghost Squad, and The House of the Dead Overkill should be enough for even the biggest fans of the genre.
Kyle Orton (7-4) in 2009: 214/344 (62.2%), 2447 yards, 12 TD, 6 INT, 1 fumbles (0 lost), 0 rushing TD, 87.9 QB rating
Jay Cutler (4-7) in 2009: 253/404 (62.6%), 2671 yards, 16 TD, 20 INT, 7 fumbles (1 lost), 1 rushing TD, 74.4 QB rating
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NFunspoiler
Thursday, 22. October 2009, 20:46
And the boxart is fucking awesome
Yeah, tentacle rape FTW!!!
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famicommander
Thursday, 22. October 2009, 21:22
The Wii is already full of outstanding light gun shooters. The House of the Dead 2 and 3 Return, Ghost Squad, and The House of the Dead Overkill should be enough for even the biggest fans of the genre.
light gun shooters? yeah. Rail shooters in general, nah. I'd still like to have Sin and Punishment 2, a new Panzer Dragoon and a new Starfox
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Agreed.
Kyle Orton (7-4) in 2009: 214/344 (62.2%), 2447 yards, 12 TD, 6 INT, 1 fumbles (0 lost), 0 rushing TD, 87.9 QB rating
Jay Cutler (4-7) in 2009: 253/404 (62.6%), 2671 yards, 16 TD, 20 INT, 7 fumbles (1 lost), 1 rushing TD, 74.4 QB rating
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Chalk one up in the "I've never heard of it" column.
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NFunspoiler
Thursday, 22. October 2009, 20:46
And the boxart is fucking awesome
Are you mental?

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THAT is not good.
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I think it's awesome. You can see the terror in her face and that gun is pretty awesome looking
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Friday, 23. October 2009, 07:37
I think it's awesome. You can see the terror in her face and that gun is pretty awesome looking
She's freaked about because she's about to get tentacle raped, as Jesus said.

The gun... =S
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Needs moar $25 retail price.

And Wii gamers only want Wii Fit and Nintendo first-party. As soon as they get quality third-party stuff, they just go back to playing Wii Sports Resort and Mario Galaxy.
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famicommander
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SEGA has done really well on the platform. They reportedly made a profit on The Conduit, Madworld, Monkey Ball, all of their Sonic titles, and all of their House of the Dead titles.
Kyle Orton (7-4) in 2009: 214/344 (62.2%), 2447 yards, 12 TD, 6 INT, 1 fumbles (0 lost), 0 rushing TD, 87.9 QB rating
Jay Cutler (4-7) in 2009: 253/404 (62.6%), 2671 yards, 16 TD, 20 INT, 7 fumbles (1 lost), 1 rushing TD, 74.4 QB rating
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heres how i see it

1) Most people dont like rail shooters. Seriously developers need to cut this shit out, the wii is perfectly capable of playing modern style games on weaker graphical engines

2) If you dont advertise, dont expect shit. this has been the story for all the charity games N-consoles have been getting. they put a game on the system, dont tell anyone about it and then say that you cant sell third party games on a nintendo console.

3) its deadspace, and it sucks

eventually im gonna pick up a wii, but i absolutely will not go anywhere near any rail shooter.
whats going to happen is: lazy developer teams are going to say "oh our shitty rail shooters arent selling, so we cant bring anything else to the console"
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well for one they own and play wii games.
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If the game drops in price and I get in the mood for a rail shooter, than I'll definitely pick it up
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Saturday, 24. October 2009, 10:22
3) its deadspace, and it sucks
That is also true. The animated film was actually really good... but the game was just bleeeeeeeeh...
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its such a stretched out predictable game.

Go here, do something RAWR MONSTERS
Explore bland environments (except that greenish level with the boss, which was actually pretty fun)
repeat until the end of the game
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It would've been nice if the enemy design was a bit more creative. I mean, the idea of necromorphs is cool, but there's so little variety amongst them.

"Okay, so, this one's like a person, but it's got really long arms with bone blades on them!"
"Okay, so, this one's like a person, but it's got one REALLY big arm that can explode!"
"Okay, so, this one's like a person, but it's got a big STOMACH and it's glued to a wall!"
And then of course, the uber versions of the monsters that are just the exact same monster but a darker shade of brown.

And then there's the bosses. Or, to be more honest, the giant tentacles. Because that's what every single one of them is. When your FINAL BOSS is a series of tentacles, you know you suck at coming up with bosses.
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