| Mister Mirmir; Dark Arts Teacher and Substitute | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 31 2008, 01:12 AM (22 Views) | |
| Mirmir | Aug 31 2008, 01:12 AM Post #1 |
Dark Arts and Substitute Demi-God
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Hello Students and Faculty, for those who know me bugger of you are wasting my time, for those who don't you better listen well. I am Mister Mirmir, PHD DA, NM, GM, RM, UL, EtE, etc. (Dark Arts, Necromancy, General Magic, Ritual Magic, Universal Languages, Everything else etcetera). I am the current and for the past several hundred thousand eons the only Dark Arts teacher as well as the former Necromancy teacher and the official Substitute for all classes. For new Faculty, do not listen to your peers' rumors about me; it will take me less than a thousandth of a nanosecond to flay your essence from your mortal shell. That said do not cross me, bore me, or think in a way I do no like about me and all your limbs will remain attached when you wake up tomorrow. To the old Faculty who are still listening in, enjoy your soul lice now. For the new Students: my class is mandatory. The survival rate of my class is about a quarter of the survival rate of Savage's. If you do anything that I do not like then I will let the janitor handle you. If I get bored that I fear the janitor might need to enlist the aid of some Minions. If I get a sudden urge then don't worry, you will probably not exist long enough to have the chance to worry. Those who come out of my class are the alpha and omega of evil, they keep on their toes and they have potential worth having around. On that note, welcome to the Academy, mind the gore. |
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