Quite frankly, this is exactly what the sign on the office door says. We don't do it to be rude, no, it's just Banter always kept swapping genders on us! This is their filing room, their paperwork room, and just their plain busy work area. Keeping schedules and students' files in order, there hardly seems anything strange going on. Weird, isn't it?

Really, you students are better off being pathetically emo then opening your heart to Mr. Luscious because he is freaking nutters. His office may be decked out in the Good Lord's name, but there is also the fact his desk is cracked up in several areas. His axe certainly does leave a nasty mark in wood, so if you do have to talk to him, please, don't upset him; it would be hilariousily dreadful to find out what markings will be put in your skull.