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Lady Rythen
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Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
DAVE-TRAIN!
Давид Цинцирук says:
*heavy metal music* DAVE-TRAIN!
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
*laughs out loud*
Давид Цинцирук says:
WHHUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! DAAAAAAAVE-TRAAAAAAAAIN!
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
Damn, that's epic.
Давид Цинцирук says:
That's what your mom said last night
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
Dude.
Давид Цинцирук says:
Yarrow. Didn't you know? I'm your father
Давид Цинцирук says:
It's okay
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
o.o How?
Давид Цинцирук says:
I hit puberty that young
Давид Цинцирук says:
And your mom...well, she was a fine thang
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
D:
Давид Цинцирук says:
XDDDDDDD This was just too much fun
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
XD damn funny.
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
<.<
Making worse innuendo than I-No since 1991. says:
CHATLOG!
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Christian
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blademaster.nomercy@hotmail.co.uk says (6:53 PM):
Porno!
“Prepare for War, Prepare for the Ultra Beatdown” says (6:54 PM):
who needs porn when you can get the real thing lol

Owned.
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-epic bump-

An interesting misprint that says penis says:
*That's his girlfriend XD
*You can be her.
Давид Цинцирук says:
*Well...I don't want to be her
An interesting misprint that says penis says:
*But she has nice tits!
Давид Цинцирук says:
*I have my own look of what I w- You know forget it I'm going to become a man again! XD
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Lady Rythen
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Me and my good friend Kieran...Strikeforce is Dynasty Warriors: Strikeforce for those who are not Dynasty Warrior fans.

[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
i know what i wont be doing (restrain me if needed lol)
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
o.o?
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
i wont be paying again for my WoW subscription
i promised myself i wouldnt
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
Good boy.
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
but then im like "hmmm i might.." xD
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
Talk to me if the cravings return.
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
so i might need actual physical restraint against that
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
o.o Oh christ.
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
i just need a good game to play really
one to take my mind off WoW
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
Strikeforce will do that. XD
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
no.. strikeforce will take my mind off everything
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
hell ill HAVE no mind after that
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
Oh well....wait....you HAVE a mind?
o.o news to me
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
hmmm i do.. but its so near non existant its hard to tell
its like borderline non existant
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
xDDD
Epic
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
strikeforce will like destroy it.. and everything else in my head...
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
So all that will be in there is strikeforce. o.o Damn.
I didn't know it could have such powar

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SAME CONVO

[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
as the advert says "theres an app for just about anything"
so im wondering.. is there an app that allows a guy to text and masturbate at the same time? o.o
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
xD I seriously hope so. I dunno why.
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
lol im betting millions others wondered the same thing too
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
xD
At least a few
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
its been on my mind a lot.. o.o as the same as porn is EVERYTHING on the internet theres GOTTA be an app for everything
~The Summer Pixie Of DOOM~ ~RUSSIAN CHICKENS ARE SEXY~  
...so it's a rule 34 for the iphone. XD
[c]4]Kieran [/c]| call me sad but i just found my OLD pokemon cards from attic LMAO  
indeed
Edited by Lady Rythen, Jul 5 2009, 08:21 PM.
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Double post for great JUSTICE! AND SOMETHING ELSE!

- - - - - - - - -

~The Summer Pixie Manlady!~ On Monster Hunter and Gaia Online....I have too much time. xD  
I'm not innocent. xD I'm just a temp idiot at times.
Давид Цинцирук  
XD
~The Summer Pixie Manlady!~ On Monster Hunter and Gaia Online....I have too much time. xD  
I have my moments were I have temporarly leave of my brain.
*temporary
Давид Цинцирук  
XDDD
~The Summer Pixie Manlady!~ On Monster Hunter and Gaia Online....I have too much time. xD  
SEE!
SEE!?
Давид Цинцирук  
NO!
~The Summer Pixie Manlady!~ On Monster Hunter and Gaia Online....I have too much time. xD  
...*kicks Dave down a well*
THIS!
IS!
...
um...
Давид Цинцирук  
Newport?
~The Summer Pixie Manlady!~ On Monster Hunter and Gaia Online....I have too much time. xD  
...I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE THAT
FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
*shakefist*
Давид Цинцирук  
*rapefist*
Somehow I can
~The Summer Pixie Manlady!~ On Monster Hunter and Gaia Online....I have too much time. xD  
QUICK SOMEBODY CHATLOG THIS
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Давид Цинцирук says:
*epic highfive*
Oh yes!
I got a new power for my Raepman persona
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss says:
TIPSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Давид Цинцирук says:
It's the Raep Beam!
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss says:


:3
DUUUUUUUUUDE
Давид Цинцирук says:
You know you like that
XD
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss says:
I'MMA CHARGING MY RAPESUR!
Давид Цинцирук says:
DUUUUUUDDDEE!
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss says:
I WENT THERE
WITH ALCOHOL IN MY SYSTEM
AND RAPE IN MY HEART
Давид Цинцирук says:
I THINK WE SHOULD CHATLOG THIS!
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss says:
Oh dear. XD
Давид Цинцирук says:
What?
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss says:
The....chattyness.
Давид Цинцирук says:
so, should I?
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss says:
DO IT! YOU WON'T DO IT! *PEER PRESSURE*
Давид Цинцирук says:
STOP STEALING MY LINE!
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~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss  
BUT I WANTED TO
Давид Цинцирук  
WELL
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss  
LEAVE ME AND MY GIN AND TONIC ALONE *HUGS GLASS*
Давид Цинцирук  
IT'S DONE!
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss  
Wherebouts?
Давид Цинцирук  
What?
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss  
Is it posted?
Давид Цинцирук  
Yes
YES IT IS!
~Teh Ski~ "Everything about you is how I wanna be...Everything about you is so easy to love..." ~ Muse - Bliss  
Oh myyyyy. XD
Давид Цинцирук  
XD
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Mew King
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Давид Цинцирук says:
XDDD
OH SHIT!
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
Hm?
Давид Цинцирук says:
The R^2 on this trendline...IS ONE!
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
I....see?
Давид Цинцирук says:
R^2 is the error
Meaning...how far away the points are from the calculated line
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
Oh, gotcha.
Давид Цинцирук says:
So...when a set of measured data has a trendline with an R^2 that rounds to 1...that shit is fucking incredible
...Like your mom last night
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Давид Цинцирук says:
That's where we went after pool
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
To Britain to fuck my mum
Давид Цинцирук says:
Yes
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
Stylish, Dave.
Давид Цинцирук says:
... ... ...CHATLOGGING
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
xD



I'm ALWAYS stylish, Yarrow~
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Давид Цинцирук says:
[14:03:21] Oh
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
[14:03:24] *has all her balls* XD
Давид Цинцирук says:
[14:03:27] XD
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
[14:04:08] :3
Давид Цинцирук says:
[14:05:26] Good for you~
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
[14:05:45] That it is. It's hard to play with an incomplete set of balls.
[14:05:47] :3
Давид Цинцирук says:
[14:06:31] XD
[14:06:41] We love this don't we?
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
[14:06:46] It just doesn't feel right~
Давид Цинцирук says:
[14:06:47] Don't you want to play with my balls?
[14:06:48] XD
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
[14:07:04] As long as you have a complete set. :3
Давид Цинцирук says:
[14:07:17] Oh, you know I have a complete set~
~Teh Ski~ ~Failing at Juggling~ says:
[14:07:45] Then I should use my juggling skils on you. :3
[14:07:59] XD...Oh dear. XD;
Давид Цинцирук says:
[14:08:26] XDDD
[14:08:49] You KNOW you love this!

Oh I do Dave. <3
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Mew King
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Magda

ok...so my group hasn't responded to my last email that basically had my report

should I just print it and tell Vamshi not to give them credit if they hand in what I sent with all of our names on it?

8:08pm
David

Umm

Let's see

How crooked are you?

8:09pm
Magda

crooked?

lol

8:09pm
David

Do you feel like making a couple extra bucks?

8:09pm
Magda

how so?

8:09pm
David

Like...printing two cover pages...one with their names and one without...then having them pay you if they want their names on it

8:10pm
Magda

ha

only they're all fraternity boys

i'd get murdered/jumped by like 30 people

lol




It's one of the funniest one can get on Facebook chat discussing school work... ... ...which is TOTALLY serious buisness... ... ...Like the internet... ... ...and Yarrow's mom. There. I made the standard sex joke that all our chatlogs have.
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DOUBLE POST FOR GREAT JUSTICE

So...there's this game where you go on this one site which allows you to have conversations with strangers. You then open every conversation with "A wild Abra has appeared". And my friend is in on this game. So, here's our version.




DavidCinciruk (8:24:23 PM): A Wild DaveTrain appears
EQTrinx (8:24:36 PM): Fuck!
EQTrinx (8:24:40 PM): Where's my master ball?
DavidCinciruk (8:24:48 PM): Wild DaveTrain used Teleport
EQTrinx (8:24:52 PM): FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DavidCinciruk (8:25:13 PM): a Wild Beam of Death appears
EQTrinx (8:25:21 PM): I found my master ball!
EQTrinx (8:25:24 PM): MASTER BALL!
DavidCinciruk (8:25:26 PM): Well
DavidCinciruk (8:25:28 PM): Too late now
DavidCinciruk (8:25:31 PM): You're dead
EQTrinx (8:25:33 PM): : (
DavidCinciruk (8:25:35 PM): Because of the beam of deat
DavidCinciruk (8:25:36 PM): h
EQTrinx (8:25:40 PM): I see
DavidCinciruk (8:25:40 PM): *disconnects*
EQTrinx (8:25:46 PM): : (
DavidCinciruk (8:25:51 PM): <.< >.>
DavidCinciruk (8:25:59 PM): *stalks around*
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Давид Цинцирук says:
[20:30:22] Also
[20:31:08] Since you're half Irish and half English and born in Wales, my one friend said that if you DO have a kid, you need to do it with a Scottish guy to make sure your kid represents the full of Great Britain
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[20:31:16] XDDDDDDDDD
Давид Цинцирук says:
[20:31:22] Yeah
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[20:31:32] Now get me David Tennant and I will. :3
[20:31:55] Tennant = Sexiest Scottishman ever.
[20:32:15] And obviously I could say I fucked a time lord...
[20:32:15] xD
[20:32:41] Wait - I wasn't born in Wales - I just live here.
Давид Цинцирук says:
[20:32:49] Oh
[20:32:50] Well
[20:32:58] THE KID HAS TO BE BORN THERE THEN!
[20:33:01] : D\
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[20:33:54] xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[20:34:12] Loving that right there Dave. :3
Давид Цинцирук says:
[20:34:18] Yes

If not Tennant, then some other smexy Scottish guy.

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LATER IN THE CONVO:

Давид Цинцирук says:
[21:12:56] Okay
[21:13:09] I'm meanwhile op-amping your mom
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[21:13:18] ...In the swimming pool?! o.o
Давид Цинцирук says:
[21:13:43] I'm taking her input voltage and amplifying it using my feedback resistance to just over 11, baby~
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[21:13:54] IN A SWIMMING POOL?!
Давид Цинцирук says:
[21:14:04] ... ... ...Uhh...sure?
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[21:14:14] That's where my mum is. o.o
Давид Цинцирук says:
[21:14:20] XD
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[21:14:21] Oh dear.
Давид Цинцирук says:
[21:14:22] I could guess
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[21:14:30] But still...oh dear....
[21:14:32] >.>
Давид Цинцирук says:
[21:14:34] XDDD
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[21:14:53] And how the fuck are you talking to me if you are doing what you claim to my mum?
Давид Цинцирук says:
[21:15:11] Umm...I'm magic?
~Teh Ski~ Oh what the shit. -_- I need a gun. says:
[21:15:13] ...
[21:15:17] I'll accept that.
Edited by Lady Rythen, Aug 6 2009, 09:15 PM.
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~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:38:10] *dead*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:38:21] *pokes*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:38:27] *still dead*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:38:36] *pokes again*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:38:52] *makes a squidgy noise*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:38:57] ...
[14:39:00] *pokes*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:39:07] *makes the noise again*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:40:00] *pokes again*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:40:13] *makes a slightly different noise*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:40:25] o.O
[14:40:28] it's.....
[14:40:32] evolving!
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:40:40] *no, she's still dead*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:40:50] *pokes*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:40:58] *doesn't do much*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:41:09] aww....
[14:41:12] *pokes*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:41:25] *is poked*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:41:32] *pokes again*
[14:41:36] ^^
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:41:54] *rises and noms Steve's head* BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSss
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:42:21] D:
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:42:57] *om nom nom ZOMBIE STYLE*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:43:04] *pokes*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:44:00] *om nom nomming*
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:44:09] *poking*
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:44:58] *stops nomming* That was my eye. -.-;
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:45:17] and -that- was my brains...
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:45:22] Point?
.:.Steven.:. leiks his mudkips. says:
[14:45:32] none whatesoever
~Teh Ski~ Dave's end is empty! GAH WHY CAN I NEVER CONTACT PEOPLE WHEN I NEED THEM?! says:
[14:45:51] And that's why I love our conversations. :3
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Давид Цинцирук says:
Also...sex
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
Please?
XD
Давид Цинцирук says:
Sure
Take it off
*whips it out*
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
xD
Давид Цинцирук says:
Yeah
*slaps people with my girth*
I told you
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
o.o
Давид Цинцирук says:
You can't ignore it
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
*runs from Dave's girth with her eyes closed and her fingers in her ears screaming lalalalala*
Давид Цинцирук says:
*sticks it up your butt*
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
o.o
Давид Цинцирук says:
YOU CAN'T IGNORE IT!
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
BUT I WAS RUNNING AWAY!
Давид Цинцирук says:
WELL!
I'M RUNNING AS WELL!
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
o.o
Running buttfuck FTW?
Давид Цинцирук says:
YES!
~Teh Ski~ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -Might be on Newport City Radio's News Team- says:
Oh dear.
xD
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Judas lives, recite this vow... I've become your new god now! says: Which means, I might still be dead... o.o

~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: ...Zombie Chris?
~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: o.o

Judas lives, recite this vow... I've become your new god now! says: .... *chases you*

~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: *hides up a tree*
~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: ZOMBIES CAN'T CLIMB TREES

Judas lives, recite this vow... I've become your new god now! says: *eats away at bark... whether it actually works or not*

~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: *does an epic jump to another tree*

Judas lives, recite this vow... I've become your new god now! says: *still eats at bark*

~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: *hides in an aquarium*

Judas lives, recite this vow... I've become your new god now! says: *gets hit in head with stick, walks towards the aquarium*

~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: *poofs to unknown location via magical green smoke*

Judas lives, recite this vow... I've become your new god now! says: *falls into the aquarium, gets eaten by small fish* FUCK

~Teh Ski~ "Burn me alive inside, Living my life's not hard enough, Take everything away" says: XD
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Lady Rythen
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On this site called omegle.com you talk to some random stranger. This was the product of but one conversation:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: gay male?
You: I could be?
Stranger: what r u actually?
You: A tentacle monster looking for japanese schoolgirls.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Mew King
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And here's my Yarrow convo from earlier today



David

I see

I see

WITH MY WEINER!
4:03pm
Yarrow

Niiiiiiiiice Dave.
4:03pm
David

XD
4:03pm
Yarrow

So not styish.

*stylish

FUCKING KEYBOARD!
4:04pm
David

XDDD
4:06pm
Yarrow

I hate it so much. ;-;
4:06pm
David

Oh well
4:07pm
Yarrow

;-;
4:07pm
David

-sudden nude hug-
4:08pm
Yarrow

How'd you get naked?

Wait.

HOW AM I NAKED?

o.o

Impossible situation is impossible

Dave I'm being told to leave. >>
4:09pm
David

XD

Aww
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Mew King
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7:58pmDavid

Yes

He's the nice old man

The one that you would go for for a story and nothing more
7:59pmMagda

homo

you wanna sit on his lap don't you?

you make me sick

perv

going after the oldies
8:00pmDavid

Wait

I wouldn't be a perv
8:00pmMagda

what

by effin an old dude

as a guy

that's not nasty to you?

you sick child

I refuse to talk to you

don't come to the library
8:01pmDavid

Oh wait

I confused perv with pedo
8:01pmMagda

they'll be a mob of "old men vs. gay rape" waiting to beat the shit out of you

bear claw you to the ground

and make you smell their depends

you're sick
8:01pmDavid

That's unfortunate

For me
8:02pmMagda

not if you don't come

ha

j/k
8:02pmDavid

Oh I know

It'll be disappointing if you really meant that
8:03pmMagda

nah, c'mon

i'm not that mean

i share alyssa

alyssa shares paul

i know you got a crush on him

we're all buddies

so there you go

:):)
Edited by Mew King, Sep 2 2009, 08:16 PM.
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Mew King
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I. MUST. TRIPLE POST!







Magda

oh goodness

please

no politicians
6:50pmDavid

Maybe we can stop global warming...by sending them and their hot air into the sun

Or use it to power the country with a turbine

But the entropy from that hot air must be really really high

Because nothing organized and useful comes out of their mouths
6:52pmMagda

ha

carchidi would approve
6:52pmDavid

See. I do pay attention during class





You need to understand the concept of entropy to understand this.
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Давид Цинцирук  
DID YOU CHECK SOME FORUMS?
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
Yes
I'm ON ONE NOW
XD
Давид Цинцирук  
CHECK MOAR@
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
I...I am
Dave
I IS KNOWLEDGED
>.>
Давид Цинцирук  
XD
Doesn't mean you can't check moar
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
Fair point
Давид Цинцирук  
You can't claim you checked all of them until you have 10 different ones up at once
FUTUERE!
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
XD;;;;;;
Dave
Давид Цинцирук  
It's fuck in Latin
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
It looks like you spat at keys to say that XD
Давид Цинцирук  
perfututum is totally fuck
*totally fucked
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
XD
Давид Цинцирук  
dēfutūta is fucked out
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
Only you Dave. XD
Давид Цинцирук  
AKA Exhausted from too much fucking
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
LaaaaaaaawwwwwwwL#
Давид Цинцирук  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
Dave
Will you marry me? XD
Давид Цинцирук  
Yes
XD
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
WOOT!
INTERNET MAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEE
Давид Цинцирук  
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wait
This is just TOTALLY FUCKED UP nao
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
Oh yes
XD
Давид Цинцирук  
We're father and daughter, siblings, and now married?
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
And everything
IS BY THE INTERNET!
Давид Цинцирук  
Yes
Oh dear
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
:3
Давид Цинцирук  
Yes
XD
Ski ~ Laiks...stuff.  
:3333333
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