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This is why you sleep norml hours
Topic Started: Jan 28 2008, 09:05 AM (123 Views)
Lex
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The wonders of insomnia

Okay, so it hits 4AM, i'm sitting here. Can't sleep.
So I do 150 situps, That usually tires me out and I can fall asleep. No such luck....
Then I say fuck it, i'm hot, might as well go outside and cool off.
So I start walking, ... I start running, I do two laps around the block, I'm winded, but not tired. So I'm like.. okay Lets head to Sherries for the fuck of it.
So I start that way, and I arrive at the corner Sharries is on.. STILL not tired!
Well fuck this, lets head back. I get to my turn off of Allan.. STILL not tired. So I keep going, I reach I-217, STILL not tired, so I keep going, I reach the Copper Monkey, STILL not tired. But I check my watch, it's 6AM, so I start heading back.
Hit I-217, STILL not tired. Hit Hall, STILL not tired, hit my street, STILL not fucking tired. Check my watch, 6:47AM, Note to self, takes less than an hour to walk from my house to the Copper Monkey. Good to know.

So I keep going, I hit Sharries again, STILL not tired. So I loop back. All this time I am listening to music, so I'm not going to insain. And I am watching the cars struggeling on the icy roads. On my way back from Sharries I see a few cars slide sideways on the road, and I see people trying to clean there windshields. So I pull out my old ass library card. And start helping anyone I see clear the snow/ice off there car. After the 10th or so person, my hands are getting cold. Then I hear the sound of a cars wheels spinning vary fast. Look over theres this jeep slippin on some ice. No other cars are coming, so i run up behind it, grab hold of the bumper, and push it forward, it grabs traction and speeds off.
I help some more people clear there cars of ice, and see another small car slippin, so I go do the same for them. After a while I want to go home because I'm cold, and sweating.
All in all, I ended up running/walking 6.5~ miles, cleaning ~20 cars, and pushing 3 cars.
Why you ask?
I WAS BORED!!! And I couldn't sleep!!!
Anyways, Just got out of the shower, feeling all clean :P and STILL i'm not tired. Seriously What the fuck?
-Lex
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Argus
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Where the hell were you this morning when traffic got backed up a mile and a half because of the one minivan that couldn't move? You couldn't stay up for another half hour? Come on!
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Lex
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Was that along Allan?
I finally crashed about 9~ so meh.
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Mykath
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Hot damn, Lex. You're so silly. At least you helped people out in your boredom. That's always a good thing. :D
Edited by Mykath, Jan 28 2008, 07:55 PM.
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Doctor Worm

At least you didn't get sued. Seriously; people have sued people who try to help on the grounds of them not helping enough. You got lucky, andwhile I'd like to think Oregon's above that, we voted in Measure 36, so at least 50% of the Oregon populace still suck. This is why we can't have nice things!
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NinjaWolf
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Oi Vey! Why didn't you tell me about this Lex? I'm always up for krazy stories like this! Koolio stuff ^--^
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