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Stolen Penis; yeah i know O_O
Topic Started: Jul 25 2012, 05:06 PM (160 Views)
Nemo
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Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

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...umm yeah...
I don't even know what to think :sick: LOL they called them the penis thieves!
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Geoffrey
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Okay then...

That's definitely an interesting case.
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I know right! How do you not feel that happening either? This put a disturbing image in my mind :boom:
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I don't even want to think about it honestly...
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What the fuck lol

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