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| ArtistX | Sep 20 2008, 10:30 AM Post #1 |
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LOOK! SKIZZORZ! JOY!
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Todd: Oh, what to do! You: Is there a problem? Todd: Yes! My mother-in-law's on 'er way! You: Oh no, run for it man, RUN! Todd: It's not like that! My wife needs ter maker 'er a special dish! You: What's so bad about that? Todd: I'll tell ye iffen ye can get me three[3] Odd Jam! [-after getting three[3] Odd Jam-] Todd: Oh, thank ye! You: This stuff is still wiggling! Todd: Yeah, it's liddle bits of Slime, y'know? You: GROSS! What's that secret?! Todd: Well, me wife 'as to spread this on the cake. You: . . . Todd: 'ey, YE don't 'ave to eat any of it! You: Can I have something else? Other than some of your wife's cooking? Todd: Fine, 'ere, take these Alphas then! You: Sweet! ::reward:: [5 Alphas]
Todd: 'ey! Ye scoundrel, git back 'ere! You: Oh no, more disgusting food... Todd: My wife told me she needs more ingredients! You: What this time? Todd: She wants some Slime Resin. Two of 'em, to be precise. You: . . . Todd: What?! You: What's in it for me? Todd: Greedy liddle... 'ow about... You: I'll do it for ten Alphas. Todd: Fine, fine. Ye be lucky I'm desperate! [-after getting two[2] Slime Resin-] Todd: Good job! You: Do I even want to know what this one is for? Todd: Actually, yes. You: What, then? Todd: Can't tell ye. Here's your money! You: Awwww! ::reward:: [10 Alphas]
Todd: What brings ye to these parts? You: Boredom... Todd: Well, I've got just the thing for ye, then! You: This had better not be another cooking thing... Todd: No, no, nothing like that! I've been wonderin' if ye'd 'elp me with my woodcuttin'! You: Are you serious? Todd: O'course! You: . . . do I get a cool axe? Todd: Can you cut wood with anythin' else? You: A sword? Todd: Shaddup! Swords are for fightin', axes are for choppin'! You: So I can't use this axe to fight with? Todd: O'course ye can! You: You're making no sense here... Todd: 'ey, ye don't need to take the test iffen ye don't want to. You: Wait wait wait wait. There's a TEST?! Todd: Yup! Ye just needs ter bring me some more Slime Resin! You: This sounds more like a personal request than a test... Todd: So, ye don't want to take it? You: Fine, fine. I'll go down to the sewers... [-after getting five[5] Slime Resin-] Todd: Oh boy! Slime Resin, yipee! You: Am I a lumberjack now? Todd: Not yet! You: WHAT?! ::reward:: 5 Exp
Todd: 'ey, stop, ye scoundrel! You: Oh, come on. What this time? Todd: I've prepared the next step in yer test! You: What this time? Todd: Ye needs to go out into The Wood! You: Yikes! Are you sure?! Todd: Yup! Don't worry, I'll be right there with ye! You: . . . Todd: What?! Don't worry, all ye need to do is chop down a tree! You: That sounds too easy. Todd: Not really! The tree ye need to chop down is called the Brancherus cutterus. You: . . . Todd: I didn't come up with the name! You: Whatever, let's go. [-at finding the Brancherus cutterus-] Todd: 'old up... You: What? Just gimme your axe so I can cut down that thing. Todd: Look out! You: Gack, a monster! Todd: Oh yeah... did I forget to mention that the Brancherus cutterus is called that because its branches are like swords? You: . . . I'm tempted to run and leave you here. Todd: But then you wouldn't be a lumberjack! You: Good point. Fine, I'll fight it. Todd: 'ey, ye 'ave to use an axe if ye want to call yerself a lumberjack! You: I hate handicaps... fine! [-after defeating the Brancherus cutterus-] Todd: Great, now I can sell this wood and make a fortune! You: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Todd: Nope! 'ere's your cut! You: Ooh, shiny... ::reward:: [20 Alphas] Edited by ArtistX, Sep 20 2008, 06:32 PM.
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