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Topic Started: Sep 20 2008, 10:30 AM (76 Views)
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LOOK! SKIZZORZ! JOY!
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Secret Recipe Part 1
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Todd Spaniel
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Requirements: Level 1

Todd: Oh, what to do!
You: Is there a problem?
Todd: Yes! My mother-in-law's on 'er way!
You: Oh no, run for it man, RUN!
Todd: It's not like that! My wife needs ter maker 'er a special dish!
You: What's so bad about that?
Todd: I'll tell ye iffen ye can get me three[3] Odd Jam!

[-after getting three[3] Odd Jam-]

Todd: Oh, thank ye!
You: This stuff is still wiggling!
Todd: Yeah, it's liddle bits of Slime, y'know?
You: GROSS! What's that secret?!
Todd: Well, me wife 'as to spread this on the cake.
You: . . .
Todd: 'ey, YE don't 'ave to eat any of it!
You: Can I have something else? Other than some of your wife's cooking?
Todd: Fine, 'ere, take these Alphas then!
You: Sweet!

::reward:: [5 Alphas]



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Secret Recipe Part 2
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Todd Spaniel
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Requirements: Have Secret Recipe Part 1 completed

Todd: 'ey! Ye scoundrel, git back 'ere!
You: Oh no, more disgusting food...
Todd: My wife told me she needs more ingredients!
You: What this time?
Todd: She wants some Slime Resin. Two of 'em, to be precise.
You: . . .
Todd: What?!
You: What's in it for me?
Todd: Greedy liddle... 'ow about...
You: I'll do it for ten Alphas.
Todd: Fine, fine. Ye be lucky I'm desperate!

[-after getting two[2] Slime Resin-]

Todd: Good job!
You: Do I even want to know what this one is for?
Todd: Actually, yes.
You: What, then?
Todd: Can't tell ye. Here's your money!
You: Awwww!

::reward:: [10 Alphas]



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Lumberjack's Pledge
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Todd Spaniel
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Requirements: Level 3

Todd: What brings ye to these parts?
You: Boredom...
Todd: Well, I've got just the thing for ye, then!
You: This had better not be another cooking thing...
Todd: No, no, nothing like that! I've been wonderin' if ye'd 'elp me with my woodcuttin'!
You: Are you serious?
Todd: O'course!
You: . . . do I get a cool axe?
Todd: Can you cut wood with anythin' else?
You: A sword?
Todd: Shaddup! Swords are for fightin', axes are for choppin'!
You: So I can't use this axe to fight with?
Todd: O'course ye can!
You: You're making no sense here...
Todd: 'ey, ye don't need to take the test iffen ye don't want to.
You: Wait wait wait wait. There's a TEST?!
Todd: Yup! Ye just needs ter bring me some more Slime Resin!
You: This sounds more like a personal request than a test...
Todd: So, ye don't want to take it?
You: Fine, fine. I'll go down to the sewers...

[-after getting five[5] Slime Resin-]

Todd: Oh boy! Slime Resin, yipee!
You: Am I a lumberjack now?
Todd: Not yet!
You: WHAT?!

::reward:: 5 Exp


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Lumberjack's Challenge
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Todd Spaniel
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Requirements: Have completed Lumerjack's Pledge

Todd: 'ey, stop, ye scoundrel!
You: Oh, come on. What this time?
Todd: I've prepared the next step in yer test!
You: What this time?
Todd: Ye needs to go out into The Wood!
You: Yikes! Are you sure?!
Todd: Yup! Don't worry, I'll be right there with ye!
You: . . .
Todd: What?! Don't worry, all ye need to do is chop down a tree!
You: That sounds too easy.
Todd: Not really! The tree ye need to chop down is called the Brancherus cutterus.
You: . . .
Todd: I didn't come up with the name!
You: Whatever, let's go.

[-at finding the Brancherus cutterus-]

Todd: 'old up...
You: What? Just gimme your axe so I can cut down that thing.
Todd: Look out!
You: Gack, a monster!
Todd: Oh yeah... did I forget to mention that the Brancherus cutterus is called that because its branches are like swords?
You: . . . I'm tempted to run and leave you here.
Todd: But then you wouldn't be a lumberjack!
You: Good point. Fine, I'll fight it.
Todd: 'ey, ye 'ave to use an axe if ye want to call yerself a lumberjack!
You: I hate handicaps... fine!

[-after defeating the Brancherus cutterus-]

Todd: Great, now I can sell this wood and make a fortune!
You: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Todd: Nope! 'ere's your cut!
You: Ooh, shiny...

::reward:: [20 Alphas]
Edited by ArtistX, Sep 20 2008, 06:32 PM.
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