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Weird state laws; A very big list of weird state laws.
Topic Started: Dec 15 2008, 08:44 PM (22 Views)
Xenofyn	Dec 15 2008, 08:44 PM Post #1
Avatar of Shadows Posts: 374 Group: Ouroboros Knights Member #4 Joined: Nov 8, 2008	I have brought this topic from lefora to here. New York 1. Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business 2. You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building 3. It is illegal for a woman to be in the street wearing "body hugging clothing." 4. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". 5. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting 6. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun 7. The penalty for jumping off a building is death 8. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences unless they both agree to it 9. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket 10. While riding an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door Alabama 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle 2. It is illegal to wear a fake mustaache that causes laughter in church California 1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses 2. It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale 3. Women may not drive in a house coat Florida 1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner 2. A special law prohibits umarried women from parachuting on sunday of she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing 3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paied just as it would be for a vehicle 4. It is illegal to sing in public place while attired in a swimsuit 5. Men may not be seen publicaly in any kind of strapless gown 6. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal 7. It is illegal to skateboard without a license Louisiana 1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol Nebraska 1. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup North Dakota 1. Beer and Pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant 2. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleepv with your shoes on Ohio 1. It is illegal to fish for whales on sunday 2. It is illegal to get a fish drunk Texas 1. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing 2. It is illegal to drive without windsheld wipers. you dont need a windsheild but you must have the wipers 3. It is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel 4. It is illegal to milk another person's cow 5. A recently passed anticrime low requires criminals to give their victims a 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing and to explain the nature of the crime to be comitted Louisiana 1. No one may wear an alligator costume 2. Couples shopping for a new bed may not "put it to the ultimate test" while shopping 3. a dog is entitled to his first bite of a person 4. No one may gargle in public 5. biting someone with natural teeth is consider assault while biting someone with fake teeth is considered aggrevated assault Cailifornia 1. Ventura city- Dogs and cats may not have sex without a permit 2. Baldwin park- it is illegal to ride a bike in a swimming pool 3. LA- no one may hunt for moths under street lights Alaska 1. Huskies are not allowed in schools 2. No child must build a snowman thats bigger then himself on school property 3. Moose may not have sex on the sidewalks 4. No person may look at a moose on an airplane 5. Adultery may not be grounds for divorce if the action hasn't been commenced within two years of the discovery of the act by the other spouse 6. It is illegal to park your horse on the city streets, it is ok to park your dog sled New Jersey 1. No one may buy ice cream after 6 PM unless they have written permission from a doctor 2. Manville- it is illegal to feed whiskey or offer cigarettes to animals at the zoo 3.Liberty corner- any couple making out in a vehicle and accidentaly sounding the horn during the lustful act may be taken to jail Illinois 1. Bathing in the winter is prohibited 2. Zion- no one may teach pets to smoke cigars 3. Oblong- a couple may not have sex while fishing or hunting on their wedding day 4. Joliet- One may not mispronounce "Joliet" 5. Chicago- one may not take a French poodle to the Oprea North Carolina 1. The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine. 2. No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church. 3. It’s against the law to sing off key. 4. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. 5. While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled. 6. If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. 7. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. 8. A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold. 9. Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them. 10. Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair. 11. Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed. 12. It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard. 13. A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent. South Carolina 1. It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse. 2. By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. 3. Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses. 4. A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people. 5. Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state. 6. Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. 7. It is considered an offense to get a tattoo. 8. A permit must be obtained to fire a missle. 9. When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic. 10. It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. 11. Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. 12. It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. 13. A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. 14. Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday. More Cailfornia weird laws 1. Bathhouses are against the law. 2. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. 3. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Iowa 1. It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. 2. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. 3. One-armed piano players must perform for free. 4. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. 5. Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn. 6. A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids. 7. Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines. 8. Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”. 9. All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.



chidoriX	Jan 8 2009, 04:51 PM Post #2
angel of death Posts: 80 Group: Regular Moderators Member #8 Joined: Nov 12, 2008	OMG are those real?



chidoriX	Jan 16 2009, 05:53 PM Post #3
angel of death Posts: 80 Group: Regular Moderators Member #8 Joined: Nov 12, 2008	seriously



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