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Borderlands, I Am Dissapoint; Contains spoilers mothafu (I love kittens!)
Topic Started: Dec 29 2009, 06:53 AM (774 Views)
Loliknorite
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I finished Borderlands (pt1) And the end is - WARNING -ing stupid
The vault is actually some retarded tentacle rape monster that comes out of a portal (The vault) you kill him and after you do that you get the vault key and bring it to the girl you were working with who only gives 230k for it.(Which isn't alot >.>) The fact that in the last level I literally farmed my level to 36 before going to kill a 32 boss in about 10minutes.
Also the boss's AI is amazing similar to Jack the Blades in Fable (The first time you fight him) He has the same BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH beam he shoots at you while you behind pieces of "Enchanted" rock and thats all he does...Like jack the Blade. Except he doesn't summon minions...
Also the fact in the end the girl who is your "Guardian Angel" is like yey u killed teh monstur111uno1!!!! when you literally destroyed the vault, which is - WARNING -ing stupid because it somehow will "Magically" reform and in another 2 centuries some dumbass vault hunter will come, steal the key from the girls grandchildren, open it up, the tentacle rape monster is reformed again, he kills it, cycle goes on, etc etc
I was hoping that pt2 would have some super awesome better ending but it's the same - WARNING -ing game with different names for monsters/bandits.
So I guess I'll just partner up with rain if he has it for the 360 and beat pt2 on it.
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... Knowing that Rain was the one who put the "-WARNING-" things in, I would pull myself together if I were you. talk like there was a mabi filter on... Idiot.
Edited by Sinless, Dec 29 2009, 05:10 PM.
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Missed one in the subtitle of the topic too.
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Loliknorite
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Loliknorite
Dec 29 2009, 06:53 AM
I finished Borderlands (pt1) And the end is - WARNING -ing stupid
The vault is actually some retarded tentacle rape monster that comes out of a portal (The vault) you kill him and after you do that you get the vault key and bring it to the girl you were working with who only gives 230k for it.(Which isn't alot >.>) The fact that in the last level I literally farmed my level to 36 before going to kill a 32 boss in about 10minutes.
Also the boss's AI is amazing similar to Jack the Blades in Fable (The first time you fight him) He has the same BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH beam he shoots at you while you behind pieces of "Enchanted" rock and thats all he does...Like jack the Blade. Except he doesn't summon minions...
Also the fact in the end the girl who is your "Guardian Angel" is like yey u killed teh monstur111uno1!!!! when you literally destroyed the vault, which is - WARNING -ing stupid because it somehow will "Magically" reform and in another 2 centuries some dumbass vault hunter will come, steal the key from the girls grandchildren, open it up, the tentacle rape monster is reformed again, he kills it, cycle goes on, etc etc
I was hoping that pt2 would have some super awesome better ending but it's the same - WARNING -ing game with different names for monsters/bandits.
So I guess I'll just partner up with rain if he has it for the 360 and beat pt2 on it.
I shot my mabi filter.
Everything is uncensored for me 8D
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Sinless
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ur gonna get urself banned. >.>

edit: and maybe kicked ingame too so STHU if you want to contiue posting
Edited by Sinless, Dec 29 2009, 06:10 PM.
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Enow
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'Kay, I fixed the topic subtitle and added Enow Happiness! ® to it.
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Loliknorite
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Dec 29 2009, 06:08 PM
'Kay, I fixed the topic subtitle and added Enow Happiness! ® to it.
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA- WARNING -ING ENOWS IN THis MOTHA- WARNING -ING FORUM
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Just finished pt1, ending induced rage, but heading to the vault ( the final stretch) was fun. Is pt2 ending different
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no playthrough 2 is the same but with stronger enemies with new names. Oh and Just announced there will be a new downloadable content pack that will involve scooter and raises the level caps. Its claiming to be the largest DLC yet.
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SCOOTER'S SECRET CARS ARE IN THE VAULT LULULUL
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