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Ewww, I'm going to be sick.
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Topic Started: Feb 3 12, 10:07 PM (217 Views)
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novatrigger777
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Feb 3 12, 10:07 PM
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Dark Souls.
Let that sink in for a moment. Titles are terribly deceiving creatures. One day I'm going to make a movie you know? It's going to be called Dark Chainsaw Dragon Warrior: Forsaken souls. It's going to be about a School nurse, who's husband died three years ago in a terrible car crash. Suddenly a new teacher transfers to the school, and the nurse finds herself head over heals for the new teacher, but doesn't want to get close because she feels if she goes with another man it would be betraying her husband's memory.
Okay, enough of my sick screen writer skills. Dark souls, sounds like a fun adventure where you go on a epic quest to say the evil demon lord or some generic shit, but no, you spend your time crawling around a sewer with some under things, while graffiti orders you around. That is before Doc Croc decides to pound your face in, and if you get past that, just wait till you get to round two. Sure you get a cheap shot in on the bugger, but he recovers quick enough to make you paste on the cobblestone floor and you're back at the stupidest campfire I've ever seen. And I'm sorry if that sounds like the first ten minutes of the game, but that's all I could stomach before I went to throw up at the thought of being apart at the same species that could create this garbage.
" Oh, but Nova, the game is suppose to be difficult." " No, shut your fuck face and go back in the corner and wear the dunce cap."
There's a big difference between unfair and difficult, and a game that feels like you're trying park a dump truck with square wheels in a china shop is clearly doing something wrong. Getting to the controls, they're terrible, but you might have guessed that if you weren't retard. The attack buttons are the bumpers and triggers. I'm pretty sure the develops should get lynched for this, and don't dare call me racist because most lynchings involved those of Caucasian descend. Anyway, the A, B, X, Y, buttons are items, weapon switch, and dodge, and yes you can go fuck yourself, because I have an xbox. I have nothing against the PS3, but I just prefer the 360. The worst part about it, is that there's no pause. Not even the xbox menu pauses the game, so you have the hard choice of not bothering with this piece of shit game, or actually wasted god knows how many hours trying to beat the game. I gladly choose the former.
Now then, with that over, my attention span is shot so I'm going to go do something else.
Nova's shitlist (of games)
10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5.Dark Souls 4. Final fantasy Xiii 3.Record of the Argarest war 2. Sonic the hedgehog (2006) 1. Superman 64 [platinum shit medal] Bullet Witch
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RaeMina
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Feb 4 12, 5:39 AM
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Let me be your sword and your shield
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Guess the beef was with the story and the gameplay? P: I giggled when I saw Bullet Witch got a platinum award.
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Shadow501
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Feb 4 12, 10:14 AM
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3/8/11--One Year of Dragon Age II
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I've actually been wondering about this game, especially the difficulty of it. Was this the demo you played for ten minutes?
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Lenna Suzaka
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Feb 4 12, 11:50 AM
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You forgot Tales of Vesperia's ending. That's a game on its own.
Oh... and Legend of Mana is okay until the ending.
Vagrant Story.
ETRIAN ODYSSEY! YOU NEVER MENTIONED THAT! That is the worst game in anyone's book!
Oh, and Catherine now. I'm quite disappointed in it after what Tony told me of the ending. Can't believe it...
Wait... No pause? WTF?
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Britanie
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Feb 4 12, 10:09 PM
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I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face.
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Shadow, he actually bought the game and played for ten minutes before tossing in the towel.
And yes, no pause button. If you have to take a bathroom break you better hide in a corner and pray nothing sees you!
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novatrigger777
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Feb 6 12, 2:36 AM
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No, the actual game, and no, bullet Witch should be the worse game in anyone's book.
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