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Civil War Christmas special.
Topic Started: Dec 28 11, 12:50 AM (272 Views)
novatrigger777
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the abode,
Not a creature was stirring, for they weren’t in random battle mode,
The stockings were hung by the fireplace with attention,
“ When did we start celebrating a Christian holiday.” Jenes questioned,

The party were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of apple gels danced in their heads.
And Jenes in her ‘ I kill things’ shirt, and Sinclaire with his ‘sexy’ cap,
Had just settled at the inn for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the town map there rose such a clatter,
They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.
Out of the inn they flew with a flash,
It would have made Tales of the Abyss seem short by contrast,

The moon shone bright on the new-fallen snow,
“ Dante, make sure not to eat the yellow stuff.” Jenes said with woe.
When, what to their wondering eyes should emerge,
But a miniature zeppelin, and nine tinny inferiors.

With a white clad driver, so evil and quick,
They knew in a moment it must be St Blitz.
More rapid than griffins, his minions came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“ Now, Chimera! Now, Eicca! Now, Soletta and Lunata!
On, Miruna! On, Alistair! On, Vincent and Ace!
All the while Alisha rode shotgun,
Not knowing what was happening.

Jenes and Dante were glad they had saved before they rested,
It was time for a boss fight, in which they would probably be bested!
Off of the Zeppelin, came Blitz with a bound,
“ Go get zem mien minions! Make sure no body vill be found!”

Then in a slash here, and a slash there, a great battle was had,
But Dante and Jenes found themselves almost done in by the cads.
Just as they thought that their adventure had come to an unfortunate end,
Hunter and Shana appeared to defend!

Blitz eyes twinkled, how much merriment they showed.
“ Excellent! Amazing! Now ve’ll knock ze heroes all down in a row!”
So once again the battled commenced,
But the fight was no longer on the fence.

With a Bam! And a Pow! Those minions did fail.
Even so Blitz resolve did not waver.
For the evil villain did still have a dastardly trick,
Even despite the ass our protagonists did kick.

“ I congratulate you, O heroes, for I did not expect you to succeed.
I see I destroy you, but take Heed,
This is a battle you cannot win.”
The devious scoundrel did grin.

And then, as all the villagers do say with a fright,
Blitz transformed into a unstoppable monster that night.
The party fell quite fast,
“ I am ultimate!” Blitz said with a blast.

“ He’s too strong!” Shana did lament,
“ There’s no way we can win.” Hunter said with astonishment.
Even still the siblings refuse to listen, in unison they spoke with such crass.
“ No one ruins Christmas! We’ll kick his lily ass.”

No matter how many times the duo did fall,
They got back up and stood tall.
Hunter and Shana remained agape with their tenacity.
“ Amazing, aren’t they?” Dominic said abruptly.

The god appeared out of thin air, Anthony right behind.
“ What are you doing here, if you don‘t mind?”
Hunter inquired.
“ Making a cameo appearance.” Anthony smiled.

The battled raged, no side would falter,
“ Give up and die!” Blitz roared with anger.
“ Never!” The brother and sister replied,
“ Double dragon strike!” the two did cry.

With a bright flash of light,
Blitz and company took flight.
“ Don’t zink you’ve seen the last of me!
Just you vait for new year’s eve!”

And so Christmas was saved by Dante and Jenes.
Knowing that they had stopped the menace.
As the rest of the party did collapse from the fight,
Dominic did tuck them in and said “ Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”
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Lenna Suzaka
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Great the first time through ^^; It's hilarious but I'll have to read it again in the morn. Need sleepy time. Haha, Blitz.
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