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A True Alternative: Exodus; ATA4's Alternate
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Jul 29 11, 6:42 PM
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"Burgrrr...." THe minister said, falling over and such, obviously the cue for Irvine and Ai to kiss, we guess.
"So..." Irvine said. "This is it, huh?" He asked.
"Hurry it up..." Derrick sighed.
"So sad right now..." John mumbled.
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Jul 29 11, 6:47 PM
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Serenade merely slapped John upside the head. "JJ, shush and get over it."
Ai smiled for a moment, ignoring the minister as she then leaned in and kissed Irvine.
Elena THEN clapped, and it was seen that Ai's family was... clapping... I guess while moaning and groaning.
Taini merely smiled, feeling a little happy for her brother, but sniffing the air, she couldn't help but think. New mana signature? She thought as she tilted her head. The zombies don't have a mana signature... and I know everyone's mana signature here... and it's also coming from Ai and Irv- Just then she widened her eyes, then slapped her hands over her nose. Do they know? If they did, would they tell us now? I mean, I may have ruined the surprise but... Turning around, she found herself thinking, ignoring the outside world. But Ai hates children. So maybe it was an accident? I wonder how far along she is...
Serenade, just randomly out of nowhere, began to burst out laughing, pointing at both Irvine and Ai. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW!!!" She continued to cry, knowing full well that Ai never wanted children. Of course she probably found out before Taini had.
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Jul 29 11, 6:54 PM
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"Why are you such a moment ruiner?" John asked, still sniffling at how his daughter hated him. "Yulia, couldn't you have waited or something instead of being an insensitive jerk?" He asked. "Why do you hate our son?" He couldn't help but ask.
Irvine, however, decided to do the most sensible thing in the world, mid kiss, he blasted his mother with a Seraphim blast of holy mana, fueled by the close proximity to the tree.
"Ugh... Sometimes I hate your mother..." Derrick whispered, standing. "Come on... I think we should go... I'm getting a headache at this point.
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Jul 29 11, 7:00 PM
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Serenade's head... was blasted clean off. Go figure. Such a frail body, right? Of course NO ONE PAID ATTENTION to the blood spurting from the neck as the body suddenly crashed onto the ground. Eh. She'll be aight.
Either way, Ai pulled back and smile. "Sooooooo... about that honeymoon?" She asked as she placed a hand to her head. "I could always go for the new Baticul resort that just opened up, you know. We can also watch the coliseum fights and have a suite! I mean, we planned this out, didn't we?"
Taini turned her head to her Shara, then to Elena, then to John, to the corpse of Serenade, to the zombie family of Ai, to Ai, and finally Irvine. "Yeaaaaah... we should probably get going. But I do have something interesting to tell you." The woman pointed out as she then decided to take the safe route. Of course that meant leaping off the tree... and scrambling down of course.
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Jul 29 11, 7:21 PM
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"... I... Can't follow that..." Derrick groaned, starting to run down the pathway of the tree, though knowing that he would never catch up with her, even running at top speed. He sighed. 'So not cool, Taini...' He thought to himself.
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"Yeah," Irvine said, smiling at her. "Let's just... Get out of here." He said, his wings starting to shimmer. "As long as we're close to there... We should be fine, right?" He asked her with a laugh. "Ai D'Carn?" Were the last words before the flash, and their appearance over Baticul.
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"Right... Come on, kids, let's go home." John said, picking up Elena and the now, finally calmed down, Shara.
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Jul 29 11, 7:33 PM
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Little did Derrick know was that Taini had to take multiple stops, due exhausting her body so quickly. By the time he even made it down the pathway, she was at the base. "I don't think I should have done it in the first place." She laughed when she saw him.
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Of course when John came home, Serenade was sitting, relaxed on the sofa and writing. Something... sinister? Maybe?
She removed her eyes from the paper for one moment, then smiled. "JJ! You're home!" She chirped, feeling... like herself. Just normal, happy Serenade. Nothing new there, right?
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Ai flushed deeply. "D'Carn huh...? Ai D'Carn... It sounds so weird!" She replied just as they arrived at Baticul. "So we head over to the hot springs and celebrate over a glass of wine?" She asked her new husband. "By the way, I love you." She stated, feeling as if nothing could go wrong for them. Ever.
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Jul 29 11, 8:33 PM
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"I love you too." Irvine said, smiling at the woman. "And I think that would be nice... Enjoying something crisp and refreshing... I think I would like that a lot." He continued with a smile. "Maybe just relax for a while... At least before tonight." He chuckled. "Well... Then we can try out some things that we haven't done before, agreed?" He asked with a laugh.
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"... What are you up to?" John asked, raising a brow about 12 feet above his head. "Is it something sinister like the narration says?"
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"... No... Neither do I..." Derrick heaved, having run the whole way down. "Why did you do that? It was incredibly dangerous!" He pointed out, sighing.
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Jul 29 11, 8:54 PM
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"...No." Serenade replied with a kitty smile. Like this :3. Aww. "I wuv you JJ! So very much! You too Elena and Shara! I love you all from the bottom of my heart!" ^^
"YAY! MOMMY LOVES ME!! AND SISSY AND DADDY!" Elena squealed before waddling around.
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Taini shrugged, trying to think of an excuse. "To be frank. I really don't know. I think I had pent up energy... but I was exhausted at the same time." She said as she grinned. "Didn't kill me though right? Honestly Derrick, the only thing you'd have to worry about is me getting stabbed, again, or dark mana poisoning the child. I'm fine other than that. You shouldn't worry so much love." She stated before wrapping her arms around his waist. "Besides, aren't you at my whims for another six months?"
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"...I know! Wait... try some things..." Ai thought for a moment, wondering as to what Irvine could have meant. "You don't mean..." O.O
"That? Uh... well I... Um... does this include new... objects?" She asked with a large flush.
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Jul 29 11, 9:12 PM
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"It would include whatever you want it to include." Irvine said. "Also, we may as well go try some sky diving while we're here... Or bungee jumping." He suggested. "Or... Eating ceviche."
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"Yes... But Your whims can be very dangerous to your health and to the health of the baby..." Derrick pointed out. "I just... Want everything to be good for it for once. Also, you tend to go way over your limits when pregnant, so I have to watch out for that... Sorry, but after what happened to Ela... I don't want to take any chances... That's all. I'll make sure you're happy AND safe."
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"LEMME SEE TEH PAPER!" John huffed.
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Jul 29 11, 9:36 PM
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"..." Serenade forked the damn thing over ad sighed. On the paper was a list of ten things. Serenade's To Do List:
1. Eat a Peanut Butter Sandwich
2. Kiss JJ A Million Times
3. Blend cheeseburger in a blender and have it as a shake.
4. Begin Eradicating Zombies By Making Them Into Double Cheeseburgers and Feed Them To JJ.
5. Rape JJ.
6. Visit Ai and Irvine and Laugh and Point (NOT POINT AND LAUGH)
7. Visit Taini and Derrick and ask one stupid question, then follow up said question with 'Why'? For every answer given.
8. Eat ice cream.
9. Go save the wildlife.
10. Blow up Carleon 
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"...Sky diving? Yeah! Sounds like fun! I would totally love some honey tea and locally grown store apples. Oh and over coffee too!" Ai grinned as she took him by the hand and led him to a cafe. "I mean, I'm starved anyway. I haven't had much to eat today."
Dead. Wrong.
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"... ;-;" Taini then took his hands and nodded, understanding. "Alright, alright... I love you. But... there is no but to that. So what can I do for fun? I mean, I really don't want to sit all day... it'd drive me mad. Remember? You tried to sit me down and I ended up running around you in circles for two straight hours as a result? But I'll be good! Just keep me busy with sane projects, and for sure the baby and I will be safe and we can have our tiny family. At the least I'll do safer things than Ai ^^"
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Jul 29 11, 10:38 PM
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"Huh?" Derrick asked, a little confused by Taini's statement, because much like all the other males in the family, he couldn't smell mana. "What on Carleon do you mean by that... Safer than Ai...?" He asked. "Ai's not having a kid... Er... Anyways... I think we're going to go to the beach... I thought some swimming might work with you." He said. "Get energy out with low impact workouts! How does that sound?" He asked.
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So, they went forward, doing many, if not, all of those things, having a fun filled day that would kill the unborn fetus of any pregnant woman, angelus or otherwise, but not that of an android-like person who had organs that were self defending and had more maternal instinct than Ai, even if it was completely mechanical. That's right, her organs have super maternal instincts now! "Phew... That was a tiring day..." Irvine said as they sat down to a nice dinner of smoked scallops with a light bearnaise sauce and a side of wine and coffee each. "But... Now we have the night." He said with a laugh.
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"I agree with... Uh... Mebbe four things on this list. The other things on it both scare and confuse me..." John mumbled, then holding Elena up by the scruff of her collar. "AND SHE STILL HATES ME NOW!" He whined.
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Jul 29 11, 10:47 PM
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"LEMME GO! I DON'T LOVE YOU!" Elena screamed as she flailed. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" She couldn't help but cry and sob and attempted to hit her own father. "Awww... violent, just like her mother." Serenade replied as she appeared to be sipping tea.
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"Yes, that is true. I mean, I feel pretty wired!" Ai laughed as she took a sip of the wine. "I have had like... ten cups of coffee today. I guess I wanted to calm down with caffeine because of the wedding." She then placed a hand on Irvine's. "By the way, I adore the band." She smiled lightly before retracting her hand, beginning to eat the scallops. "You know what else we should have tomorrow? Lobster. I haven't had it since we were both living with your parents. Heh, you could catch lobster all day at the beach! And then we all sat down to a lovely lobster bake."
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"Sounds good to me!" Taini replied. "But the beach... it's a bit cro- oh who the hell cares. If they gawk at the tail, they gawk at the tail. Better than my belly. For once it's not showing yet ^^;. Yay!" She cried out before kissing Derrick on the cheek. "But on the side of everything, that was the thing I wanted to tell you." She then grasped him by the shoulders and stared him in the eye, as if it was a stare that no one could break from.
"Ai. Is. Pregnant."
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Jul 29 11, 11:39 PM
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"Ai... Is..." Derrick's eyes widened. "Pregnant!?" He asked, completely stunned. "I... Would have never thought... She can't know then... or else she would have torn half the world apart in a bitter homicidal rage..." He mumbled. "Well... Uh... Let her deal with her own spawn, I say... I don't want to have to deal with the hell, and I don't want to talk to her about it." He decided. "Also, I rented us a private island for a couple days, actually."
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"... That sounds great." Irvine said with a smile. "But for now... We still have the night together." He told her with the same warm smile on his face. "We're married now... We should be happy that way, right?" He asked. "We don't have to worry about anything now, do we?"
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"See! She hates me!!!!" John said, sniffling. "Elena, do you want me to take you for ice cream?" He asked her, like a good father would ask his loving daughter.
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Jul 29 11, 11:45 PM
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Elena sniffled as she looked to her father. ":( Uh huh." She told him as Serenade sighed. "See? She's fine. Now stop being sad." She mentioned before whipping out a book that read, '396 Ways to Kill People'.
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"No, not at all. No children either! Hehehehe..." Ai chuckled as she bit into the scallops. "Wow, this is so good. I never had anything like it. I really should broaden my palette's horizons." She joked before taking another sip of the wine. "The flight today took forever though. In fact, I had to struggle."
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"W-what? A private island!?" It was now Taini's turn to be surprised. "Oh Derrick! You didn't have to!" She squealed as she suddenly jumped around, her tail swinging so fast that it seemed as if it was going to tear off. "Yay! I never had a vacation at a private island before!" She then stopped and placed a hand to her head, grinning sheepishly. "Uh... what I meant to say was... thank you!" Suddenly and out of nowhere, Derrick found himself on his back, having been tackled by the woman.
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Jul 30 11, 12:01 AM
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"Um... You're... Welcome..." Derrick groaned, his old hip injury starting to bother him a little, though he ignored it. "Yeah... I was only able to book it for a week... That's what all that side stuff I've been doing was about... They're really overbooked, but I got this week at least." He admitted. "So... Let's get going!" He said, hoping she would get off his hip soon.
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"Right... No kids..." Irvine said, looking out the window. He didn't sound sad, or feel sad, but rather, out in space for a moment. "But... Yeah, I think we should go around and try a lot of different foods." He said with a smile. "We could always start once our honeymoon is over." He suggested. 'But no kids... It's one thing I would like, some day.' He thought.
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"... Alright... Let's go get ice cream then." John said, holding the girl. "I'll... Be back... You better not be reading that book... Or using it... When I get back... okay?" He asked his wife.
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Jul 30 11, 12:10 AM
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":3" Serenade merely continued to read. Elena then hugged her father. "I wanna get ice cweam now! Love you Daddy!" She grinned before kissing his cheek while clinging to his neck.
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"We could always start now." Ai pointed out, wondering what was wrong with Irvine. "Irvine, are you alright? I didn't say anything wrong did I? Is it about the kid thing?" She asked as she finished her wine. "I mean... we could... I don't know. As long as you keep me out of it, you could always adopt. I know we talked about this before."
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Taini did him a favor, though she didn't realize, by getting off him quickly and running inside the home just as they arrived. She then packed her backs faster than you could say, "Chickachickawabugalootorreschipndalepiepipeeporkfuuyoungcorneotastykentuckyawebaby". In fact, she was so considerate of her husband that she even packed all of his belongings, but not before slipping several hundred condoms in there. Just kidding. More like one hundred. Yes. For the week.
Just kidding. She didn't pack any, because she knew that Derrick probably didn't want to have sex after that incident. Not for awhile. Which meant she would be deprived. Which meant. Horrible things. After the loss of virginity, D'Carn/Renton/Veanis/anyone directly related to Taly family members would need to have sex. Often. If not, they have been known to do horrible, horrible things. Such as rape, homicide, drugs, sky diving, yodeling, or blowing up Carleon. Hint, hint JJ.
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Jul 30 11, 12:24 AM
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"Like I can read the narration for the other section... Stupid Lenna... Trying to drop hints at me like some... Hint... Droppy... Thingie." John mumbled as they arrived at the ice cream/soft serve place. "Alright, time to get my baby girl, who totally loves daddy more than mommy, some ice cream." He said, holding her by the collar over the counter of the ice cream stall.
"Er... Yes?" The ice cream slave asked.
"Fill her with ice cream or I'll have her bite your face off.
"Uh... What?" He asked. Suddenly, John intentionally dropped her on the counter where she could... Uh... Run into the place and consume.
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"I know." Irvine said, looking her in the eyes. "But still... It would be nice to have a child of our own... We could always try cloning... Like... Artificially inseminate one of your eggs... Have someone else carry it for nine months... Something like that?" He asked. "That way it would truly be our child..."
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Derrick, however, didn't see the need to pack any, what with all preggy wifey, but he did pack... Uh... A tonic or two, since he knew that his wife was a closeted tonicoholic. "Are you ready to go, dear?" The man asked, slinging the bag over his back and waiting for his wife to finish, the pain quickly fading.
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Jul 30 11, 12:54 AM
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"Well... Um... Will you be doing most of the work? I find them to be such a chore. I really do Irvy. That's why I never want one. Besides, I realized that adults suck at taking care of their kids. No matter who it is." Ai pointed out as she stared back at him.
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Taini's tail twitched as she began searching around for something. "Y-yeah!" She then threw some random things to the side. We won't mention what they were.
Grasping her sunglasses, she then twirled them and ran out the door. Of course, all of this energy had to die off sometime, right? After all, she seemed extremely giddy and all the running and the climbing down the tree like a monkey...
BAM!
"Zzzzzz..." Of course, she was on the ground next to the rheiard, snoozing with her face on the grass, unable to make it to the seat. Poor girl. Thinking that being preggy was easy for the stamina.
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"ICE CWEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" Elena screamed as she waved around, then dove into ALL the ice cream. I really mean all. You think Taini, Shara, or Serenade can eat mountain loads? Well, Elena can eat UNIVERSE loads. Before anyone knew it, all of the ice cream was gone and Elena was streaking around her father, now being rebellious with her clothing. Oh, and she doesn't get the pudge all the women get after eating butt loads.
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Jul 30 11, 1:21 AM
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John suddenly put the girl's dress right back onto her, not caring for her streaking, but allowing her every other thing she was doing. "So, I'm not paying." He said, chewing some bubble gum. "And if you think I am... I'm seriously not." He said again. "Elena, who's your favorite parent now?" He asked.
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"..." Derrick sighed, picking her up and loading her onto the machine before getting on himself. "Well, at least you'll hopefully be able to have pleasant dreams while we fly." He said with a small chuckle, bucking her in, then setting into the air, after making sure they had everything for the trip. It wasn't long before they were nearing their destination. "Hey..." Derrick said softly with a nudge. "Hey... We're here..." He whispered.
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"Do you really think so?" Irvine asked. "My parents worked their butts off, raising two of their own kids as well as two other freeloading snots, and then one more child as well. They did a pretty good job with all of us, if you ask me, hating aside... But I digress... Ready to go home?"
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Jul 30 11, 2:08 AM
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"...BOTH MOMMY AND DADDY! YOU'RE BOTH AWESOME!" She squealed as she continued to run around, this time without the streaking. "Can we get soda now Daddy? :(" She asked, before stopping, but only for about one millisecond. Then she went back to her spaztic mode.
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"Erf... not that spot... Taini doesn't want to purr for you..." Taini responded as her tail thumped against the rheiard, though she was purring loudly. Just as loud as a motor boat. Yay!
But it was another couple of moments later when she groggily opened one eye and gazed upward at her husband. "...Fun time now...?" She said with a small yawn, though it was large enough for her fangs to gleam in the sunlight.
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"I wasn't that bad... was I?" Ai blinked, trying to recall. "Oh... wait. Yes I was." She sighed before gripping Irvine's hand. "Yeah, I'm ready to go home. I mean, we had a very good day, and now the real fun awaits." She said with a small grin. "Mind if we just take a leisurely flight home?"
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